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  • -What's going on man, you pregnant? -No, my wife watched that food documentary.

    -發生什麼事了兄弟,你懷孕了? -不是,我老婆最近看了那種美食紀錄片

  • And you should never ask that unless you're sure by the way.

    順帶一提,你不該問這種問題,除非你很有把握

  • Ah, yeah... peanut butter cup, Doritos, sausage car panini. Now let's crack a Cadbury egg over the whole thing.

    喔耶...巧克力花生醬杯佐多力多滋的香腸帕尼尼,再讓我們打顆吉百利巧克力蛋在上面 (註:類似健達出奇蛋)

  • Just gonna use my spare glove compartment underwear as a napkin. I can't believe Randy Quaid gets to eat like this every day.

    來用我汽車雜物櫃裡備用的內褲當餐巾,真是不敢相信Randy Quaid (註:演員) 可以每天像這樣吃東西

  • -Peter is that you? -Cleveland? -Are you cooking in your car? -... I am

    -痞德,是你嗎?-達叔?-你在你車裡煮東西?-我是啊

  • -Is this because of 'Food Kills'? -Oh, you saw that movie too?

    -是因為 Food Kills 嗎?-哦,你也看那部電影了?

  • We watched Tyler Perry's 'Food Kills', which is the same movie except it stars black folks.

    我們看了 Tyler Perry 版的 Food Kills,內容一樣但是由黑人演出的電影

  • You've never heard of and white folks you don't hear from anymore, but yeah.

    都是你不會聽過的人,還有一些你沒再聽到他們新聞的過氣白人

  • Now Donna is forcing me to eat healthy. I always get confused is Donna the wife, or is Roberta the wife.

    -現在阿珍強迫我吃得健康 -我老是搞混,是阿珍,還是羅貝塔是你的妻子?

  • I don't know man can I have some of that sandwich.

    我不知道,兄弟。我可以吃一些三明治嗎?

  • Our hands just touched.

    我們的手剛剛碰到了耶

  • Hmm Wow Peter, that's good, that's real good.

    嗯,哇,痞德,這很棒,這真的很棒

  • -I'm not sure what we're doing now... -Excuse me, whatever you've gotten there smells incredible.

    -我不太確定我們這是在幹嘛...-不好意思,不管你那裡有什麼,聞起來太讚了

  • Man, my wife won't let me eat any of that stuff. Tell you what, I'll give you ten bucks for that thing. Yeah, me too Wow

    天啊,我老婆不會給我吃任何那種玩意兒,我跟你說,我給你十塊錢換這個 -對,我也是 -哇

  • Huh if I sell two sandwiches for $10 each that equals

    嗯,如果我兩個三明治各賣十塊錢的話,那等於...

  • money,

    銀子

  • -Peter you just made $20 from two sandwiches. -Oh, you're right. Hey, maybe I could turn this into a business.

    -痞德你剛用兩個三明治賺了20塊!-喔,你說得對,嘿,也許我可以把這個變成生意

  • You know selling sandwiches from a car wonder how much I could make.

    你知道的,用車子賣三明治。真好奇我可以賺多少錢呢

  • Whoops, I stopped thinking about math and started thinking about baby man Billy Corgan being sad at Disneyland.

    哎呀,我沒在思考數學了,我突然想到那個娃娃臉 Billy Corgan 在迪士尼的哭喪臉

  • -Peter what the hell is this? This, Lois, is my new food truck.

    -葛痞德這是什麼鬼東西?-這個,盧拉拉,是我的新快餐車

  • Specialize in an all the delicious unhealthy foods that you won't let me eat.

    專門出品你不給我吃的那些,所有不健康的美味食物

  • Cuz you don't let me eat what I want to eat.

    因為你不給我吃我想吃的

  • And that and uh I am super dizzy and there might be a gas leak in this thing.

    然、然、然後我超級暈的,這個玩意兒可能漏氣了

  • I can't believe you'd buy a food truck.

    我不敢相信你會買一個快餐車

  • -What are you even selling? First of all, believe it baby, second, mostly hamburgers where the buns is jelly doughnuts

    -你到底在賣什麼?-首先,相信吧寶貝,再來,大多是漢堡,然後用果醬甜甜圈當麵包

  • and drinks where hotdogs is the straws.

    還有拿熱狗當吸管的飲料

  • -Another milkshake, please. - Look,

    -麻煩再一杯奶昔 -聽著

  • I'm happy for the business, but drinking that on your knees is it's putting a hat on a hat. -Look at this food

    我很開心做這筆生意,但是跪著喝太多餘了-看看這些食物

  • It's gross and unhealthy it's exactly the stuff. I'm trying to get you not to eat

    這很噁心又不健康,也正是我試圖讓你不要吃的東西

  • Yeah, but people like this food it makes them happy

    是沒錯,但是大家喜歡這食物,這讓他們愉快

  • I mean you could eat sprouts and vegan crap your entire life and still get devoured by gremlins.

    我的意思是,你可以一生都吃球芽甘藍跟素食類垃圾,但還是被小魔怪吃掉

  • and and and none of it matters.

    然、然後,這些都無所謂

  • So you're saying you shouldn't take care of yourself because you might get devoured by gremlins. Get a clue, mama.

    -所以你是在說你不該照顧你自己,因為你可能會被小魔怪吞噬?-你懂了呢,大姊

  • -Think of what you're doing to your body PETA. -Oh there we go you think I'm overweight. -I know you're overweight.

    -想想你在對你的身體做什麼,痞德 -喔又來了,你覺得我過重 -我知道你過重

  • -Yeah, I'll have the swedish fish tacos. -You want the can of chili dumped on top or on the side?

    -我要瑞典魚的墨西哥夾餅-你要辣豆醬倒在上面還是擺在旁邊?

  • -What does the chef recommend? Me I like to squeeze the cans so hard the chili flies into my mouth like Popeye do it up.

    -主廚推薦什麼呢? -我哦?我喜歡用力擠瓶子,擠到辣豆醬噴進我嘴裡,像卜派那樣 -來試吧!

  • You get it. Let me put on my bandana fire up my very loud what generator, and get cooking.

    沒問題,讓我戴上大頭巾,發動我那超吵的發電機,開始下廚

  • -Peter, this isn't over! -What?!

    -痞德,一切都還沒結束喔!-什麼?

  • It'll be $16.

    總共 16 塊

  • $16 that's expensive.

    16 塊!這很貴欸!

  • Yes, sir.

    是的,先生

  • Everything's very expensive because you're paying for it on an iPad.

    一切都很貴,因為是透過 iPad 來買單結帳

  • Now if you'll just select a gratuity. Options are 60 percent 90 percent and two hundred percent.

    現在,可以的話,請你選一下小費金額,有 60%、90% 跟 200% 這幾個選擇

  • Uh, I guess 60 percent okay great and just sign by dragging your bare finger across this thing. I use to masturbate.

    -呃,我應該選 60% 吧- 好極了,僅用你的手指來簽名就好了,滑過我拿來手淫的螢幕

  • Uh Okay.

    好吧

  • Thank you. Please make sure to bang your head on that low-hanging thing. -What are you? Oh?

    -感謝你,請確保你有用頭撞那個掛很低的東西-你在說..啊!

  • You spilled something. You want a napkin yes, please alright. Here's 40 blown by the wind

    -你打翻東西了,需要紙巾嗎?-對,麻煩了-好的,這裡有四十張用風吹走的

-What's going on man, you pregnant? -No, my wife watched that food documentary.

-發生什麼事了兄弟,你懷孕了? -不是,我老婆最近看了那種美食紀錄片

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