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  • -What's going on man, you pregnant? -No, my wife watched that food documentary.

    -發生什麼事了兄弟,你懷孕了? -不是,我老婆最近看了那種美食紀錄片

  • And you should never ask that unless you're sure by the way.


  • Ah, yeah... peanut butter cup, Doritos, sausage car panini. Now let's crack a Cadbury egg over the whole thing.

    喔耶...巧克力花生醬杯佐多力多滋的香腸帕尼尼,再讓我們打顆吉百利巧克力蛋在上面 (註:類似健達出奇蛋)

  • Just gonna use my spare glove compartment underwear as a napkin. I can't believe Randy Quaid gets to eat like this every day.

    來用我汽車雜物櫃裡備用的內褲當餐巾,真是不敢相信Randy Quaid (註:演員) 可以每天像這樣吃東西

  • -Peter is that you? -Cleveland? -Are you cooking in your car? -... I am


  • -Is this because of 'Food Kills'? -Oh, you saw that movie too?

    -是因為 Food Kills 嗎?-哦,你也看那部電影了?

  • We watched Tyler Perry's 'Food Kills', which is the same movie except it stars black folks.

    我們看了 Tyler Perry 版的 Food Kills,內容一樣但是由黑人演出的電影

  • You've never heard of and white folks you don't hear from anymore, but yeah.


  • Now Donna is forcing me to eat healthy. I always get confused is Donna the wife, or is Roberta the wife.

    -現在阿珍強迫我吃得健康 -我老是搞混,是阿珍,還是羅貝塔是你的妻子?

  • I don't know man can I have some of that sandwich.


  • Our hands just touched.


  • Hmm Wow Peter, that's good, that's real good.


  • -I'm not sure what we're doing now... -Excuse me, whatever you've gotten there smells incredible.


  • Man, my wife won't let me eat any of that stuff. Tell you what, I'll give you ten bucks for that thing. Yeah, me too Wow

    天啊,我老婆不會給我吃任何那種玩意兒,我跟你說,我給你十塊錢換這個 -對,我也是 -哇

  • Huh if I sell two sandwiches for $10 each that equals


  • money,


  • -Peter you just made $20 from two sandwiches. -Oh, you're right. Hey, maybe I could turn this into a business.


  • You know selling sandwiches from a car wonder how much I could make.


  • Whoops, I stopped thinking about math and started thinking about baby man Billy Corgan being sad at Disneyland.

    哎呀,我沒在思考數學了,我突然想到那個娃娃臉 Billy Corgan 在迪士尼的哭喪臉

  • -Peter what the hell is this? This, Lois, is my new food truck.


  • Specialize in an all the delicious unhealthy foods that you won't let me eat.


  • Cuz you don't let me eat what I want to eat.


  • And that and uh I am super dizzy and there might be a gas leak in this thing.


  • I can't believe you'd buy a food truck.


  • -What are you even selling? First of all, believe it baby, second, mostly hamburgers where the buns is jelly doughnuts


  • and drinks where hotdogs is the straws.


  • -Another milkshake, please. - Look,

    -麻煩再一杯奶昔 -聽著

  • I'm happy for the business, but drinking that on your knees is it's putting a hat on a hat. -Look at this food


  • It's gross and unhealthy it's exactly the stuff. I'm trying to get you not to eat


  • Yeah, but people like this food it makes them happy


  • I mean you could eat sprouts and vegan crap your entire life and still get devoured by gremlins.


  • and and and none of it matters.


  • So you're saying you shouldn't take care of yourself because you might get devoured by gremlins. Get a clue, mama.


  • -Think of what you're doing to your body PETA. -Oh there we go you think I'm overweight. -I know you're overweight.

    -想想你在對你的身體做什麼,痞德 -喔又來了,你覺得我過重 -我知道你過重

  • -Yeah, I'll have the swedish fish tacos. -You want the can of chili dumped on top or on the side?


  • -What does the chef recommend? Me I like to squeeze the cans so hard the chili flies into my mouth like Popeye do it up.

    -主廚推薦什麼呢? -我哦?我喜歡用力擠瓶子,擠到辣豆醬噴進我嘴裡,像卜派那樣 -來試吧!

  • You get it. Let me put on my bandana fire up my very loud what generator, and get cooking.


  • -Peter, this isn't over! -What?!


  • It'll be $16.

    總共 16 塊

  • $16 that's expensive.

    16 塊!這很貴欸!

  • Yes, sir.


  • Everything's very expensive because you're paying for it on an iPad.

    一切都很貴,因為是透過 iPad 來買單結帳

  • Now if you'll just select a gratuity. Options are 60 percent 90 percent and two hundred percent.

    現在,可以的話,請你選一下小費金額,有 60%、90% 跟 200% 這幾個選擇

  • Uh, I guess 60 percent okay great and just sign by dragging your bare finger across this thing. I use to masturbate.

    -呃,我應該選 60% 吧- 好極了,僅用你的手指來簽名就好了,滑過我拿來手淫的螢幕

  • Uh Okay.


  • Thank you. Please make sure to bang your head on that low-hanging thing. -What are you? Oh?


  • You spilled something. You want a napkin yes, please alright. Here's 40 blown by the wind


-What's going on man, you pregnant? -No, my wife watched that food documentary.

-發生什麼事了兄弟,你懷孕了? -不是,我老婆最近看了那種美食紀錄片


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