字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 ♪♪ [BELL RINGS] >>WHERE'S MS. JOHNSON? >>OH, SHE'S OUT SICK TODAY. I'M MS. THOMAS, I'LL BE YOUR SUB. WHICH ONE OF YOU IS STEPHEN? >>UM... I AM. >>I'M MATT. >>OKAY, TAKE A SEAT. OKAY, CLASS, TODAY WE'LL START WITH CHAPTER FIVE. SHOW OF HANDS WHO DID THE READING. MATT? >>NO, SORRY. >>OKAY, THAT'S A ZERO. >>DUDE! >>WHAT? I'M NOT GOING TO LIE. >>YOU JUST LIED 10 SECONDS AGO. >>SHH. >>STEPHEN, KEEP IT DOWN. YOU ALREADY HAVE DETENTION AFTER CLASS TODAY. >>YEAH, I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. >>UH, WELL, CAN I POSTPONE UNTIL TOMORROW? >>NO, YOUR TEACHER SAID RIGHT AFTER CLASS. ONE HOUR. >>OH, WELL, I HOPE I LEARNED MY LESSON. >>YEAH, MAN, PULL IT TOGETHER. >>OH, BEFORE I FORGET, MATT, YOUR TEACHER LEFT YOU THESE, YOU HAD THE HIGHEST SCORE IN THE CLASS. >>OH, SWEET. >>DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD SAVE THOSE? >>SHE'D GET SUSPICIOUS. >>OW! >>STEPHEN MEEK, YOUR BIKE IS PARKED ON A KITTEN. YOUR BIKE IS PARKED ON A KITTEN. >>OH BOO. >>OH. >>GUYS! >>WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YOU RIGHT NOW. >>YOU ARE ME RIGHT NOW. THAT' S IT. I'M DONE WITH THIS. I'M ACTUALLY MATT. >>DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID? >>WHAT? >>I'M A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER. YOU THINK I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS LITTLE TRICK BEFORE? NOW IT'S TWO HOURS DETENTION. >>NO, GUYS, BACK ME UP, I'M MATT. >>THEN WHY ARE YOU IN STEPHEN'S SEAT? >>AND BEING STEPHEN'S EXACT RACE. >>AND BEING A WHINY PIMPLE LIKE STEPHEN. >>DUDE! HELP ME OUT. >>I CAN'T GO BACK, MAN, I'M STARTING A NEW LIFE. >>MY LIFE! >>DON'T YELL AT MATT. HE'S SENSITIVE. >>THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. LISTEN, TEACH, THERE'S BEEN A HUGE MISUNDERSTANDING. >>WHICH ONE OF YOU IS STEPHEN MEEK? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER OF 30 PEOPLE. >>WHAT? >>OKAY, THAT SURPRISES ME. >>ALL IN THE LAST 10 MINUTES. >>HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? >>STEPHEN MEEK, YOU ARE NO SON OF MINE! >>I KNOW! THAT'S YOUR SON! >>OH, HI, MATT. >HI, MRS. MEEK. >>DETECTIVES, THROW HIM IN A CELL UNTIL THE END OF DAYS! >>UNFORTUNATELY MA'AM, WE CAN'T. THE GOVERNOR ORDERED HIS EXECUTION AT DAWN. >>GOOD! DESTROY STEPHEN MEEK! DESTROY STEPHEN MEEK! DESTROY STEPHEN MEEK! >>KIDS, BE SAFE. SAY YOUR OWN NAME, OR YOU MIGHT BE FINDING A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOURSELF. >>PAID FOR BY THE SOCIETY OF SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS. >>VIEWERS, BE SAFE. LIKE THIS VIDEO AND SUBSCRIBE TO STUDIO C BECAUSE, AS ALBERT EINSTEIN ONCE SAID, "IF YOU DON'T SUBSCRIBE "TO SOMETHING, YOU'LL FALL FOR ANYTHING." "AND IF YOU DO FALL, "GET BACK UP AND TRY AGAIN, "BECAUSE THEREIN LIES THE KEY TO SUCCESS," SAID THOMAS EDISON. TELL US YOUR FAVORITE OR LEAST FAVORITE QUOTE IN THE COMMENTS BELOW, AND YOU COULD SAVE A LIFE.