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  • - (tool) I got a gun. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

  • Bang, bang. - (Ian) SHUT UP!!!

  • - Looking good, cutie. Pew! Pew!

  • (laughs) How you doin', my man? Pew!

  • And what about you, bro? Pew! Pew!

  • (gunshot) (bro shrieks)

  • - What did you do?

  • He's f*cking dead!

  • - All I did was this.

  • (gunshot) (man groans)

  • - What the hell is going on?

  • - Quick, I need one of you guys to call for help.

  • - Who? - Yeah, which one of us?

  • - I don't care! You!

  • (gunshot) - OH GOD!

  • Don't kill me, don't kill me.

  • - I'm not gonna kill anyone.

  • I just need you to call for help because I don't have a phone.

  • - A what?

  • - A phone! (gunshot)

  • (thud)

  • - What the f*ck is going on?!

  • (gunshots)

  • (people screech)

  • (sigh)

  • - Hey, Chet.

  • Hey, buddy.

  • Why don't we all just calm ourselves

  • and put the guns down.

  • - Well, Courtney, I'd love to,

  • but the problem is... they're my fingers.

  • - Okay, then just make a fist for me.

  • - Okay. - (Courtney) Good.

  • Now the other one.

  • - Okay. What about my thumbs?

  • - I'm sure they're fine.

  • - Sweet! (gunshot)

  • (bullet ricochets)

  • (groan)

  • - Mother f*cker!

  • (battle cries)

  • - All right, this is a robbery!

  • Nobody move.

  • - They look like they're already not moving.

  • - Ah, they look very dead or sleepy.

  • - Like an after-lunch food coma.

  • - After lunch? It's only 10 AM.

  • - So, like, a brunch? - Ah, yes.

  • - No, no, no, no.

  • Brunch happens after 11 AM, dumb ass.

  • - (Chet thinking) This is my calling.

  • God has blessed me with this power to stop

  • my whole office from being robbed,

  • even though I already killed everyone here.

  • - Okay, okay, guys.

  • Can we just agree that brunch happens after 10 AM,

  • but before noon, okay? - Okay.

  • - Hey, dick heads. (chuckles)

  • Get ready to meet your maker.

  • (chuckle)

  • (all laugh)

  • - Pew, pew! Pew, pew, pew, pew!

  • - Stop, wait!

  • We're faking it. - Wait, what?

  • - Yeah, we were sick and tired of your finger gun bull sh*t,

  • so we decided to teach you a lesson.

  • - What about the blood and the gunshot sounds and everything?

  • - I bought this clicker online.

  • (gunshot) - And we all had fake blood packets.

  • - And I peed my pants just to sell it more!

  • (groans in disgust)

  • - Wait, so I didn't really kill anyone?

  • - No.

  • - Good one, guys!

  • (laughs)

  • I mean, it was f*cked up, but that's a good one.

  • - Gotcha! (laughter)

  • - Okay, can you guys just hurry up

  • because we really want to get to brunch.

  • - We're very hungry.

  • - Uh, it's, like, 10 AM.

  • - Yeah, dude, what the f*ck?

  • - (all) SHUT UP!

  • - You know what? I've had it with your American talkie talkie.

  • You guys are going to die now!

  • Chick, chick, ka-boomie!

  • Chick-kah-kah! Kah-boom!

  • Chick-kah-kah! Kah-boom!

  • What? Guys? It's not working! (laughter)

  • It's not working!

  • - I'm sorry, man!

  • - We were messing with you the whole time.

  • - You know, screw you guys!

  • Sha-boom! Sha-boom! (laughter)

  • - Everything is a lie!

  • I'm just going to end it and you'll be so sorry!

  • - Whoa, whoa, whoa!

  • (all) OH!

  • (laughter) - Noooo!

  • - You can try it again, but do this faster.

  • - Okay, okay.

  • (all laugh)

  • - Okay, okay. Who wants brunch?

  • - Yeah. - Yeah, sure.

  • - Brunch sounds very good. - That sounds nice.

  • - You keep doing what you are doing. - (muffled) All right.

  • (mumbling)

  • Ah. Ah, guys, I just realized what that looked like.

  • GROSS!

  • It's kind of funny, but it's gross. Ew.

  • Bleh.

  • - (Anthony) Hey, guys, thanks for subscribing.

  • Click that little video on the left to watch bloopers from this video and this:

  • - I'll make love to you

  • Like you want me to

  • - (Ian) And click the video on the right to check out our new show

  • on Smosh2, featuring Noah, called Put It in My Mouth.

  • (belches)

  • - Uh, that was a natto burp.

  • (repetitive belching)

  • - (Anthony) And because we're really dumb and didn't search YouTube

  • to see if anyone else did a video like this,

  • our friends at The Warp Zone did a finger guns video too

  • at the same office we shot in.

  • Check out their video by clicking the link down in the description below.

- (tool) I got a gun. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

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手指槍 (FINGER GUNS)

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    Amy.Lin 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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