字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 >>NO! >>HOLD THEM BACK! >>WHAT WERE THOSE THINGS? >>THEY LOOK JUST LIKE YOU AND ME, BUT THEY AIN'T. NO SIR. THEY DEAD INSIDE. >>SO THEY'RE ZOMBIES? >>NO SWEETHEART-- >>DON'T CALL ME SWEETHEART. >>ALL RIGHT HONEY. THEY'RE WALKERS. MINDLESS CREATURES THAT THINK THEY CAN JUST WALK ALL OVER OTHER PEOPLE. >>CAN MINDLESS CREATURES THINK OR FEEL SUPERIOR TO OTHER PEOPLE? >>WELL MY MOMMA ALWAYS CALLED THEM BITERS, 'TILL SHE GOT BIT. NOW SHE'S A BIT-BITER. >>ON TO JOIN THOSE THAT ARE LIVING, BUT ALSO DEAD. >>SO DO YOU CALL THEM THE LIVING DEAD? >>NO! THAT'S DUMB! I CALL THEM SCAB MONSTERS. >>YOU'RE RIGHT. THAT'S LESS DUMB. >>I JUST KEEP IT SIMPLE. I CALL THEM "THEM". >>DOESN'T THAT GET CONFUSING? >>NO. THEY AGREE WITH ME. >>THEY AS IN "THEM"? >>NO, THEM! WAIT... >>GUYS, I'M PRETTY SURE THE MOST WIDELY ACCEPTED TERM FOR THEM IS A ZOMBIE. >>WHAT YOU TRYING TO SAY WOMAN? >>THAT ON THE OTHER HAND IS NOT A WIDELY ACCEPTED TERM. MY NAME IS WHITNEY. >>WHITNEY WOMAN! YOU SURE ARE DENSE FOR HAVING STAYED ALIVE THIS LONG. >>HAS EVERYONE EXCEPT ME FORGOTTEN THE LAST 60 YEARS OF POPULAR CULTURE? THEY'RE CALLED ZOMBIES! [THUDDING ON THE DOOR] >>WALKERS! >>BITERS! >>DEAD-WALKERS! >>THEM! >>NO! BOARD THE DOOR! WHERE'D YA'LL COME FROM? >>WE HEARD TALKING TO WE FIGURE WE TRY OUR LUCK IN HERE WITH THE LIVING, INSTEAD OUT OF THERE, WITH THE ORCS. >>ORCS! SURE! LETS JUST CROSS GENRES WILLY-NILLY SHALL WE? >>WELL IN HERE WE CALL THEM WALKERS. >>OH COME ON. EVERYONE KNOWS THEY'RE CALLED-- >>ZOMBIES! THANK YOU! >>ACTUALLY I WAS GOING TO SAY LIBERALS. >>OKAY, THAT'S BORDERING ON OFFENSIVE. >>DOESN'T MATTER WHAT WE CALL THEM, AS LONG AS WE'RE FIGHTING. >>SEE? HE CALLS THEM "THEM" TOO! >>ACTUALLY I CALL THEM AMY AFTER MY EX-WIFE. >>ARE YOU LADIES DONE BEING GIRLS? OR ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP ON PLAYING DRESS UP IN YOUR LITTLE MINI SKIRTS. >>WHY DID THAT SENTENCE HAPPEN? >>WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A PLAN TO KILL THE WALKERS! >>ZOMBIES! >>SCAB MONSTERS. >>AMY. >>FINE! WE'LL EACH CALL OUT A NAME AND SEE WHO THEY RESPOND TO. >>WALKERS. >>BITERS. >>HERE SCABBY-SCABBY. >>THEM. THEM. >>NO SURPRISES THERE. NOW IF YOU'LL ALLOW ME. ZOMBIE... HUH. OKAY WELL MAYBE THEY DON'T RESPOND TO-- >>AMY? [GASP] >>YEAH! BOO-YAH! YOU SEE THAT? THAT RIGHT THERE IS ACTUALLY AMY. HM. SHE'S LOOKING GOOD.