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  • 00:00:02,540 --> 00:00:03,500 Class, stand.

  • Good morning Mr. Muthu Raja.

  • Okay sit.

  • BAD STUDENTS: GREETINGS

  • Alright.

  • Where's the other half of the class?

  • Hey, Mr. Muthu Raja.

  • Nippon Paint.

  • Selfie.

  • Can you help me throw this?

  • GOOD STUDENTS: PAYING ATTENTION

  • Okay class.

  • Today, I'm gonna explain this new formula PE equals N1S.

  • Alright, now I'm gonna expand the PE equals N1S.

  • P is for penetration.

  • E is for elevation.

  • N is for knowledge.

  • BAD STUDENTS: PAYING ATTENTION

  • So penetration is in and out.

  • Elevation is...

  • And knowledge is in your brain.

  • And one...

  • Cristiano Ronaldo.

  • Let's try Denise.

  • Okay.

  • GOOD STUDENTS: GETTING TO CLASS

  • Oh, why does class always have to be on the sixth floor?

  • Yeah, it is so high, so hot.

  • If only we were allowed to take the staff lift.

  • Never mind. Let's just go.

  • BAD STUDENTS: GETTING TO CLASS

  • I'm going to be late. I'm going to be late.

  • It's for staff only.

  • GOOD STUDENTS: HOMEWORK

  • Alright, class dismissed.

  • Wait, wait, wait.

  • Mr. Muthu Raja, are you forgetting something?

  • Oh right, right. Debbie, yes.

  • Can everyone please hand in your worksheets?

  • And since our holiday is coming, I suggest that we have more homework

  • so we do not forget our materials.

  • Yeah.

  • No.

  • You should do your homework.

  • That's right man.

  • BAD STUDENTS: HOMEWORK

  • Don't waste bro.

  • Ren Yi Xiang, since you like doing homework so much,

  • you will be doing our homework for the next 3 weeks.

  • Were you talkin to me?

  • I was peeing, can you like repeat it again?

  • Okay.

  • You will be doing our homework for the next 3 weeks.

  • No.

  • Do yourself.

  • Okay. Fine.

  • Class is starting soon. You might want to hurry up.

  • Don't forget soap.

  • GOOD STUDENT: PUNCTUALITY

  • I have never done this before.

  • Should we take it slow?

  • I think we're already taking it slow.

  • Let's take this relationship to the next level.

  • Wait, wait, wait.

  • But, will I get pregnant?

  • That's true.

  • I heard from people that we need to use protection.

  • Sorry.

  • Alright, we can use this.

  • Ready?

  • Okay, class is in 5 minutes.

  • I don't want to be late.

  • Should I use the tongue?

  • Oh my gosh, did the tongue scare her away?

  • Please come back.

  • Come back.

  • BAD STUDENTS: PUNCTUALITY

  • Naomi, you're late again.

  • Yeah, at least I came. My period didn't.

  • Don't make this a thing.

  • Yeah.

  • GOOD STUDENTS: DURING EXAMS

  • Oh man.

  • Wow, this papers really hard.

  • I didn't even study this.

  • Wait, Mr. Muthu Raja is sleeping, maybe I should cheat.

  • Nah, this guy's gonna fail.

  • Kevin.

  • Kevin.

  • Kevin.

  • Kevin.

  • BAD STUDENTS: DURING EXAMS

  • Jinhao, what are you doing?

  • I was trying to copy Debbie.

  • I didn't study last night.

  • What did I tell you about cheating?

  • Go and see Mr. Thanos.

  • Mr. Thanos?

  • Yes, now.

  • GOOD STUDENTS: AFTER EXAMS

  • How was the exam just now? Wasn't it so easy?

  • I mean, photosynthesis, so predictable.

  • Hey.

  • Hey guys, do you think Jinhao will get into trouble?

  • I'm sorry. Please, give me one more chance.

  • I won't cheat in exams anymore.

  • Oh no.

  • BAD STUDENTS

  • Okay, everyone, listen up.

  • It's exam period, and not everyone in this class can pass.

  • But everyone can fail.

  • And everyone should fail.

  • We should group together, fail together, so we can blame the educational system.

  • We can blame the school.

  • And we can blame Mr. Muthu Raja because he sucks.

  • That's right. Life is not about studying.

  • Life is about doing what you love.

  • So if you love to game, you game.

  • If you love to dance, you dance.

  • And if you love to sing, you sing it like you mean it.

  • Say it with me everyone.

  • Mr. Muthu Raja sucks.

  • Mr. Muthu Raja sucks.

  • Mr. Muthu Raja sucks.

  • Mr. Muthu Raja sucks.

  • Mr. Muthu Raja sucks.

  • Wait.

  • But I want to study. I want to get good marks.

  • Knowledge is power.

  • Your certificate is not just a piece of paper.

  • It's a refinement of who are and to upgrade yourself to be a better person.

  • Did we forget to feed him?

  • Someone get this man a burger.

  • Now, we're talking.

  • Alright, as I was saying,

  • Ren Yi Xiang, why don't you sing us a song?

  • Really?

  • All of my life, I wanted to just sing a song.

  • Yes, you can do it. Come on.

  • Stand up and sing it like you mean it.

  • I got a feeling called the blues.

  • Lord,

  • since my baby said goodbye.

  • Lord, I don't know what I'd do.

  • All I do is sit and sigh. Oh Lord.

  • That last long day she said goodbye

  • Well Lord, I thought I would cry.

  • She'll do me, she'll do you, she's got that kind of loving

  • Lord I love to hear her when she calls me sweet daddy

  • Such a beautiful dream, I hate to think it's all over

  • I lost my heart it seems

  • I've grown so used to you somehow

  • But I'm nobody's sugar daddy now

  • And I'm lonesome

  • I've got the lovesick--

  • Stop.

  • Mr. Thanos is coming.

  • Run.

  • [Music]

  • The end is near.

  • No one appreciates me.

  • [Music]

  • I don't feel so good.

  • Which part?

  • I mean if you're asking me specifically, I would say it's like --

  • [Music]

  • Now, I just have to mark half of this.

  • Alright class. You have 15 minutes left.

  • Mr. Muthu Raja

  • I just want to say that you are the best teacher and that we appreciate you.

  • And your hair looks good today.

  • What are you doing? Sit. Sit. Sit.

  • Don't disturb your classmates.

  • [Music]

00:00:02,540 --> 00:00:03,500 Class, stand.

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