Frozen Krabby Patties.

You know them.

You love them.

You wear the shirts, hug the dolls, ride the rollercoaster--

Aah!

PERCH: --and eat them by the millions.

[MOO]

But just who are the people fueling this fad?

Me.

My name is SpongeBob.

I also have a name.

Uh, yes, well, thanks for that, I guess.

But we're not doing interviews now.

This is just a teaser.

Teasing isn't noise.

I thought you wanted to talk to people

about frozen Krabby Patties.

OK then.

Why do you like them so much?

Is it the taste?

No.

I love 'em 'cause they're popular.

Here, friend.

Join the movement.

Hmm.

Yes!

[GULP]

I finally feel like I'm part of something!

I belong!

Hey, that was mine.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Let me just-- yoink!

Fine!

[RAVENOUS GIGGLE]

[GRUNTING]

[FISH COMPLAINING]

TOGETHER: That's mine!

I'm in with the in crowd!

[CRAZY LAUGHING]

[FISH YELLING]

Uh-- wait, wait, wait!