That looks like noodles, it looks like ramen!

這看起來像麵條，看起來像拉麵!

(quirky music)

(古怪的音樂)

- Hey, you guys.

- 嘿，你們這些傢伙。

My name is Hal, I work here at Buzzfeed,

我叫哈爾，我在Buzzfeed工作。

and I spend a lot of my time on Amazon

我花了很多時間在亞馬遜上。

looking for different products and interesting items.

尋找不同的產品和有趣的項目。

And last week I was looking through Amazon Japan's website,

而上週我在日本亞馬遜的網站上看。

and I found a really interesting product

我發現了一個非常有趣的產品

that I think we're gonna test out today.

我想我們今天要測試一下。

Okay, so here it is.

好吧，所以在這裡，它是。

I'm on Amazon Japan's website.

我在日本亞馬遜的網站上。

I'm looking at the best-sellers lists.

我在看暢銷書排行榜。

I'm looking at the best sellers in candy toys.

我在看糖果玩具中最暢銷的產品。

So I didn't know what a candy toy was,

所以我不知道什麼是糖果玩具。

but the best-selling candy toy in Japan

但在日本最暢銷的糖果玩具。

is this product called Poppin' Cookin'

這個產品是不是叫 "啪啪煮"？

something.

某種東西。

So, it's really intricate.

所以，它真的很複雜。

What they do is they put together all of the little pieces

他們所做的是他們把所有的小碎片放在一起

and it makes this tiny little miniature ramen,

它使這個微小的微型拉麵。

and the ramen is like candy,

和拉麵是像糖果。

which I think is really cool and really interesting.

我認為這是真的很酷，真的很有趣。

So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go out into the office,

所以我要做的是我要去辦公室。

and I'm gonna snag some of my co-workers

我要去搶奪我的一些同事

and see if they want to try to attempt

看看他們是否想嘗試

to put together the ramen mix.

把拉麵混合在一起。

- Hey, I'm Eric, and I'm feeling nervous.

- 嘿，我是埃裡克，我感覺很緊張。

- Hi, I'm Tara, and I'm so ready for this.

- 嗨，我是塔拉，我已經準備好了。

- I'm DeLisa, and I'm very nervous

- 我是迪麗莎，我很緊張。

because I have no idea what Hal is about to make me do.

因為我不知道哈爾會讓我做什麼。

- [Hal] So, the number one best-selling candy

- 那麼，最暢銷的糖果是什麼？

in Japan is this ramen-making kit.

在日本就是這個拉麵製作包。

How do you feel about that?

你怎麼看？

- I am so excited because I love ramen.

- 我很興奮，因為我喜歡拉麵。

- Candy ramen.. Well, I'm actually scared of ramen.

- 糖果拉麵...好吧，我其實害怕拉麵。

- Off the bat, it's so colorful.

- 一開場，它是如此的豐富多彩。

- This looks exactly like stove-top ramen.

- 這看起來就像爐頭拉麵。

- It's like party in the front, business in the back.

- 這就像前面是聚會，後面是生意。

- Do you have English instructions?

- 你有英文說明嗎？

- [Hal] Yeah, actually. - Oh, okay (laughs), good.

- [哈爾]是的，實際上。- 哦，好吧（笑），好。

- I think I kinda get it, no.

- 我想我有點明白了，不。

- I feel good, I feel good about this.

- 我感覺很好，我感覺很好。

Actually, I don't.

其實，我不知道。

I feel like I can't even read the English, I'm too lazy.

我感覺我連英文都看不懂，我太懶了。

Alright, should I go for it?

好吧，我應該去嗎？

Should I do this?

我應該這樣做嗎？

- Cut the dumpling mold roundly with the line.

- 將餃子模具用線切圓。

- Ah, I already fucked up, I feel it.

- 啊，我已經搞砸了，我感覺到了。

- This is why I hated like kindergarten.

- 這就是我為什麼討厭像幼兒園的原因。

This is what kindergarten was made up of,

這就是幼兒園的構成。

like a lot of scissor-cutting.

像很多剪刀剪。

- Break a candy?

- 打碎一顆糖？

How am I supposed to break a candy?

糖果怎麼掰？

- Make a little ball out of this, ba-boom.

- 用這個做個小球，ba-boom。

- This smells so sweet.

- 這聞起來很香。

- Divide the remaining candy in half

- 將剩餘的糖果抽成兩半

and expand them to the pastry bag's guide.

並將其擴展到麵點袋的導購。

But like do they have a rolling pin of some sort?

但是，就像他們有一個擀麵杖的某種？

- They say don't play with your food.

- 他們說不要玩弄你的食物。

Someone was like, ya know what,

有人說，你知道嗎？

I'm gonna make food that you have to play with.

我要做的食物，你必須玩。

- Place the expanded candies on the dumpling mold

- 將膨脹糖放在餃子模上

and press them to make recesses.

並將其壓制成凹槽。

- Recesses?

- 凹槽？

- Recess -- recesses.

- 凹槽 -- -- 凹槽；

- Re-cesses, okay, I'm just gonna --

- 再來一次，好吧，我就... ...

look, English is my second language.

看，英語是我的第二語言。

- Oh, they're like little Pop Rocks.

- 哦，他們就像小流行搖滾樂。

Ew, it's supposed to be meat and peas.

Ew，應該是肉和豌豆。

- Oh my god, it tastes like Dr. Pepper.

- 哦，我的上帝，它的味道像辣椒博士。

Ramen is soda flavor, dumpling is soda and cola flavor.

拉麵是蘇打味，餃子是蘇打味和可樂味。

Got it. Got it? Okay.

明白了明白了嗎？好吧，我知道了

- Remove from the mold, and done!

- 從模具中取出，就完成了!

You don't even have to cook it.

你甚至不用做飯。

No deep frying?

沒有油炸？

- (gasps) Cute.

- （喘氣）可愛。

- This is gonna be so worth the wait, okay.

- 這將是如此值得等待，好嗎。

- Step two, oh god, there's so many steps.

- 第二步，天啊，有這麼多步驟。

- Pour water up to the line on the side of the tray,

- 把水倒到盤邊的線上。

put the soup mix, and mix it well.

放入湯料，攪拌均勻。

Boom, that's my soup bowl, that's some water.

嘭，那是我的湯碗，那是一些水。

- Alright,

- 好吧，我知道了

looks like sand.

看起來像沙子。

- I feel really dumb, and it's so upsetting.

- 我覺得自己真的很笨，很不爽。

- Y'all, I'm not even hungry for some candy anymore.

- 各位，我連吃糖都不餓了。

I'm over it.

我不幹了

- I studied for 12 years in high school.

- 我在高中學習了12年。

I went to university, like higher-class education.

我上過大學，比如說高階教育。

- I'm excited to see what the noodles look like.

- 我很想看看麵條是什麼樣子的。

- Aw, man, I'm so disappointed in myself.

- 噢，夥計，我對自己太失望了。

I'm like genuinely upset.

我就像真正的心煩意亂。

- Oh, what the hell, some chemical (gasps),

- 哦，什麼鬼，一些化學物質（喘氣）。

some chemical reaction is happening!

某種化學反應正在發生！

- What is noodle about that?

- 什麼是麵條？

- That smells amazing.

- 聞起來很香

- This is like pee and poopy over here.

- 這就像這裡的小便和大便。

- Make a small hole at the corner of the plastic bag

- 在塑膠袋的一角開一個小孔。

with the pick from the inside to the outside.

與從內到外的挑。

- Poke a hole, don't poke a hole!

- 戳個洞，別戳個洞!

Poke a hole?

戳個洞？

- From the inside to the outside.

- 從內到外。

That's not English, from the inside to the outside, right.

這不是英語，從裡到外，對吧。

Oh, from the inside to the outside, that's like

哦，從裡面到外面，這就像。

common sense, I understand now.

常識，我現在明白了。

From the inside to the outside,

從內到外。

it's not that complicated, Eric.

沒那麼複雜，埃裡克

- Aww, little noodles.

- 啊，小麵條。

- It looks like Dr. Pimple Popper.

- 它看起來像痘痘博士。

- Kinda like popping a pimple.

- 有點像爆痘。

- This is like those gross pimple popping videos.

- 這就像那些噁心的爆痘視頻一樣。

- No, I'm not doing the last part.

- 不，我不做最後一部分。

They got me all the way messed up.

他們把我搞得一塌糊塗。

- Next step, press the remaining candy in the mold

- 下一步，將剩餘的糖果壓在模具裡。

and make the Naruto and the egg.

並製作了火影和雞蛋。

- Naruto and egg?

- 鳴人和蛋？

Oh, is that the name of this thing?

哦，這是這個東西的名字嗎？

That's a dish, Naruto is not a character.

那是一道菜，火影不是一個角色。

- Yeah, fuck that Naruto and the egg.

- 是啊，去他媽的鳴人和蛋。

What do I do with the dumpling?

餃子怎麼處理？

- Oh, it's a side dish.

- 哦，這是一道配菜。

- Look how beautiful this is.

- 你看這多漂亮。

Is anyone appreciating this?

有人欣賞嗎？

Wow.

哇哦

- [Tara] Honestly, I'm really proud of myself.

- 說實話，我真的為自己感到驕傲。

- Alright, let's try it.

- 好吧，讓我們來試試。

- Look at that amazing noodle.

- 看那神奇的麵條。

(horn music)

咍

- It's so good! Oh my god.

- 它是如此的好！哦，我的上帝。

- When you eat ramen, you don't expect it to taste like soda

- 當你吃拉麵的時候，你不希望它的味道像蘇打水。

and I'm just realizing it says soda flavor on top.

我才發現上面寫的是蘇打水味。

- I'm gonna be eating candy ramen breakfast, lunch, dinner.

- 我要吃糖果拉麵早餐，午餐，晚餐。

- Okay, let's talk about it.

- 好吧，我們來談談吧。

So, while I eat my dumpling.

所以，在我吃餃子的時候。

- I actually really enjoyed doing this.

- 其實我真的很喜歡做這件事。

I thought it was super fun.

我覺得超級好玩。

It's a little messy.

有點亂。

- Would I do this again?

- 我還會這樣做嗎？

Possibly.

可能吧

- I could totally see myself just sitting in my room,

- 我完全可以看到自己只是坐在我的房間裡。

all by myself, and making Japanese candy.

自己一個人，做日本的糖果。

Like for days.

像好幾天。

- I give it three and a half stars.

- 我給它三顆半星。

- Everything worked like it said it was gonna work.

- 一切都像它說的那樣工作。

I didn't make it pretty, but three stars for working

雖然我做得不漂亮，但三顆星的工作成果。

but not tasting so great.

但味道卻不是很好。

- Out of five stars,

- 五顆星中的一顆。

I give this 76 stars.

我給這個76顆星。

That's how good it is, that --

這有多好，那 --

can you do that math?

你能做到這一點的數學？

How over five did I go, huh?

我是怎麼超過五歲的，嗯？

That's how good it is.

這就是它的好處。

I can't do that math, but that's how over it is,

我不會算，但就是這麼過。

76 stars out of five stars.

76顆星，滿分五星。

- [Hal] You went over 71 stars.

- 你得到了超過71顆星。

- I said 71? Oh, I went over 71 stars.

- 我說71顆？哦，我超過了71顆星。

Oh, that's pretty easy math.

哦，這是很簡單的數學。

I should have known that.

我早該知道的

(horn music)

咍

(whooshing)

（嗖嗖）