PREP A CRASH CART AND GET ME 50 CC'S-- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

OH, DO YOU THINK THIS WILL COME OUT? MAYBE SOME VINEGAR OR SOMETHING?

THIS IS LIKE THE WORST DAY EVER NOW.

♪♪ AT FIRST I THOUGHT

THE CAUSE OF DEATH WAS KIDNEY FAILURE BROUGHT

ABOUT BY UNTREATED DIABETES, BUT THEN I NOTICED THE KNIFE.

SCALPEL.

WE WILL PUT THE LEECHES HERE, HERE, AND HERE.

ON THE PLUS SIDE ONE OF YOU IS GOING HOME

TODAY WITH A FREE KNIFE. IT'S A CHEF MATE, SO THAT'S GOOD QUALITY.

[LAUGHTER] I'M KIDDING. NO, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE THAT FOOT.

OKAY, TIME TO TEST THOSE REFLEXES.

FAILED.

WE COULD PUT IT IN A JAR FOR YOU AND KEEP IT ON YOUR MANTLE OR SOMETHING.

YOU KNOW, THIS IS WHEN I COULD WALK. I HAVE SOME RATHER EXCITING NEWS,

YOU'RE PREGNANT.

I'M A QUACK.

WELL MY PHD FROM BOTSWANA'S PREMIERE ONLINE COLLEGE SAYS OTHERWISE.

OH HE'S GOING TO BE A SOCCER PLAYER. I SAY HE, BUT YOU KNOW,

TOO EARLY TO TELL. COME ON, COME ON,

COME ON. CLEAR!

>>AH! >>AH!

WHAT IS THIS? >>AH!

[FLAT LINING]

>>WELL MR. ROBINSON, I AM PLEASED TO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE MADE

A FULL RECOVERY MY FRIEND.

I GIVE YOU A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH AND YOU ARE FREE TO GO.

>>HE'S DEAD. >>THAT'S WHY HE WON OUR STARING CONTEST.