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  • D: Boop. Hey guys! Dan and Phil here

  • Coming at your internet

  • P: *laughing awkwardly* what was that?

  • D: I've no idea what-

  • P: Howdy

  • D: So this year at VidCon, which is the big YouTube convention that happens in Los Angeles

  • me and Phil were asked if we wanted to perform live on stage in front of thousands of people

  • P: I don't know why we agreed to this D: No

  • P: Because performing in front of 10 people makes me want to wet myself, so

  • Thousands was just terrifying

  • D: Right. But we did it and we decided that it would be fun to do the "Who's more likely to" friendship test.

  • P: I think it went pretty well.

  • D: Yeah, I mean, especially considering all the cameras were on the floor, which resulted in horrifying under the chin camera angles for the entire time.

  • D: Hey guys we are Dan and Phil! It's nice to meet you!

  • So as nobody outside of that room would have gotten to see otherwise,

  • We thought we'd upload it for you all now!

  • P: So take it away Dan and Phil of the past!

  • D: I just hiccuped.

  • P: That's okay, you're allowed to do that.

  • *Various hellos to the audience*

  • D: How are you all doing? Having a good weekend?

  • Yeeeeaaaaah!

  • Awesome!

  • Oh so, we are Danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil, in case any of you guys don't know.

  • Nice to meet you.

  • So Phil, are you scared right now?

  • P: Uh yeah, I drank two bottles of water this morning, so I'm just trying not to wee myself.

  • I promise I won't

  • D: TMI, but thank you for sharing.

  • D: Yeah, like, I'm not scared, but then my knees are like *shaking*

  • P: Uh-oh.

  • D: So I think my body is like; you're supposed to be scared right now.

  • You're all terrifying.

  • So Phil, what are we doing today?

  • P: Well you may have seen Zoe and Louise, or PewDiePie and Marzia doing the "Who's more likely to?" game.

  • So I thought we could get to know each other a little better... so we lived with each other for two years.

  • D: Yeah, it's quite awhile.

  • P: So I thought, how well do we know each other?

  • So questions will be like, "Who's more likely to be traumatized by a moth?"

  • D: Dan. P:Dan.

  • D: I'm afraid of moths.

  • D: That's how it works. P: Cause he's terrified of moths.

  • D: Yeah so, I mean we didn't want to do anything on stage, that was too like rehearsed or planned

  • Cause obviously, you know, we want to be sincere, and it's nothing to do with us being lazy or forgetful.

  • So that's why we're doing that.

  • We asked you guys, um, at home on Twitter to send us questions

  • So the people looking through the cameras, they sent us some Tweets

  • But, we're not going to read them ourselves, cause that would be a bit awkward.

  • So welcome our glamorous assistant, Catrific!

  • *Applause and welcoming Cat to the stage*

  • D: Hey!

  • P: That's Cat there.

  • D: Okay. Let's all take our stools

  • P: Okay

  • D: We're so ready.

  • P: We're ready

  • D: Okay, this is the moment where we find out whether we are best friends or we need to just hate each other and move out. Okay.

  • P: Okay

  • D: This is... this is the test, so I hope you're ready.

  • Right, what is the first question?

  • C: Who's more likely to die first during a zombie apocalypse?

  • P: Oooh

  • D: Phil

  • P: Dan!

  • D: What?

  • P: Because

  • D: Are you kidding me?

  • P: Well the underdog who's really clumsy always survives in the movies

  • D: Okay...

  • P: I-I think I'd survive 'till the end.

  • D: I know where you're getting with that but,

  • You know when the zombie apocalypse happens, and the door breaks down,

  • And there's that irrelevant extra that just gets like eaten as soon as it happens

  • That would be you!

  • You'd last like 3.5 seconds.

  • *laughter* C: Aww

  • P: I would die

  • D: Honestly, yeah...

  • P: I wouldn't even make it outside

  • D: We're going with Phil for that one

  • Yeah, okay

  • C: Alright guys, who's more likely to fangirl over famous people?

  • P: Oooh

  • Dan!

  • D: We walked past Maisie Williams, who plays Arya Stark from Game of Thrones the other week

  • And I was like hyperventilating

  • P: Yeah, and we saw a community channel earlier

  • And Dan was like "*gasps* she's real!"

  • "She's right there!"

  • D: Phil was like do you want me to introduce you?

  • And I was like "Noooo don't do that!" And *honk*

  • So yeah...

  • P: So definitely Dan

  • D: Dan? I think so

  • P: Yeah

  • C: Alright, who's more likely to drop their phone in the toilet?

  • D: I did, no, I-oh. P: Oh no, wait-wait-wait. Dan

  • D: Why are you saying me?

  • P: Alright Dan always takes his phone to the toilet. D: Hey-hey-hey-hey.

  • Hands up if you play apps on the toilet. Come on, yep.

  • P: Okay. Okay, maybe it's not so strange. D: No.

  • It's not weird.

  • P: But I figured, if you're like, in an intense flappy bird session on the toilet.

  • D: Every time I go, it's just like a life or death, am I gunna slip it out of my hands and drop it down the toilet.

  • P: Yeah. Though I am pretty clumsy as well. But I think Dan. D: I get that one.

  • P: Yeah, you'd drown the phone. D: Okay, we agree. Good so far.

  • C: Alright, who is more likely to eat the other person's cereal?

  • P: Ooooh.

  • D: Okay. Okay. P: It's me.

  • D: Like three days a week, I come round the corner in our kitchen and then Phil is just like stood over here just going like *pig noises*.

  • And then I'm like "What are you doing?". And he turns around and he's like "Don't look at me!"

  • "My secret shame!" And I wouldn't mind if you're secretly eating cereal.

  • But it's the fact that it's like my box. And you don't even ask.

  • P: It's-it's a problem. I have a cereal problem!

  • D: You have a problem. If anyone has any cereal support groups they can recommend.

  • P: Yeah. D: Phil needs help.

  • P: But if you haven't tried it, dry cereal.

  • It's incredible. D: It's wrong.

  • Okay. C: Alright, who is more likely to get arrested? P: Ooh.

  • D: To get arrested? P: Get arrested. C: Dan *laughs*

  • P: Dan. D: What would I get arrested for?

  • P: I think you'd just get yourself into so many awkward situations. D: I would wouldn't I.

  • D: I'd just make awkward eye contact with the cop

  • D: They'd be like "Are you doing something?", and I'd be like "uuu no".

  • P: There'd be a-a dead body on the floor and you'd be like "I wasn't eating it".

  • D: Yeah, that is something I would say. P: Yeah, so that- I think that would be why.

  • D: Okay, I agree--- most likely to get arrested P: Dan would get arrested

  • C: Who's more likely to fall asleep at 5 AM?

  • P: Dan.

  • P: Definitely Dan!

  • D: Hey, hey! You haven't-- do you telling me you don't go on like,

  • D: Wikipedia odysseys at like, 3 AM?

  • P: Maybe sometimes-

  • D: Where you're like, "What's at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean?"

  • D: And then like six hours later you're still on the Internet?

  • P: But sometimes it'll be like, 6:45 AM and I'll just hear Dan like, pacing up and down his bedroom!

  • P: I'm like, "What is he doing in there!?"-- D: Hey, hey! Hard to sleep when you're having an existential crisis, Phil!

  • D: You don't understand!

  • P: Okay.

  • D: I need to pace in my own time.

  • D: Okay.

  • C: Who is more likely to never reply to a friend's text?

  • P: Oh...

  • D: This is just painting me like a horrible person... but I'm-I'm... I'm gonna say myself.

  • P: I'm pretty bad as well, but... no, DAN. Yeah.

  • P: Like, I guess...- D: I lose friends cause I don't reply to people for like, three months.

  • D: It's that bad.

  • P: I'll get some of Dan's friend's like, "Phiiil, is Dan still alive?"

  • D: "Is Dan dead?" (Obviously. Just on the inside.)

  • D: "I haven't seen him since last year" and I'm like-

  • D: "Oooh, sorry about that..."

  • P: Why don't you ever reply?

  • D: I d- I think idea and I'm like, "I'm gonna reply to that..."

  • D: "in one minute after I finish this thing." And then forget forever.

  • P: You just forget. D: Yeah. P: Okay.

  • C: Who's most likely to win Britain's Got Talent?

  • D: What??

  • D: Okay, okay. I don't think either of us have talents, but-

  • P: I have faith in myself. (YES YOU GO PHILLIP)

  • D: I think you probably have weird party tricks. P: Yeah.

  • D: Like, what would you do?

  • P: I can flair my nostrils. Is that rare?

  • P: Hands up if you can flair your nostrils. D: Well, who else can flair their nostrils?

  • P: Okay that's not rare. D: Do it right now?

  • D: Just flair your nostrils

  • D: This is really disturbing. P: That was disturbing.

  • D: This is like looking at loads of hippos. Wow.

  • P: I feel like- D: That's kinda hot.

  • P: I'd have kind of a good opera voice, though. Like,

  • (Cue Phil singing the scale in a deep, serious voice)

  • D: That was good!

  • P: Thank you! D: You should actually apply next year.

  • P: I'll apply next year.

  • D: Phil. P: Woo!

  • P: We're doing well! We know each other. We're friends.

  • D: So far.

  • C: Okay, who is more likely to be scared at a horror film?

  • P: Dan!

  • P: Like, okay, Dan is scared of the weirdest stuff!

  • P: He's scared of moths, trees... the dark!

  • D: Thanks- P: The girl from the Ring.

  • P: The girl from the Ring in a tree in the dark with a moth. D: Keep- keep listing my weaknesses! Okay.

  • D: No, it's true. I'm- I am terrified of anything with supernatural horror.

  • D: Like I really get into horror movies, which means I watch anything with a tiny Asian girl

  • D: and I'm like "ahh!"

  • D: But then you, you're like "I'm bored on a Saturday afternoon so I'm just gonna put on some murder."

  • P: It's true.

  • C: Who is more likely to buy an animal without telling the other one?

  • P: Phil!!

  • D: We're not allowed a hamster!

  • P: I WANNA HAMSTER T^T

  • D: It's against the rent agreement!

  • D: That's just... Phil. P: Okay.

  • C: Who's more likely to offend someone without meaning it?

  • P: Ooh.

  • D: Okay it's not that I am offensive, it's just that sometimes I'm joking

  • D: and people think that because of my sarcastic tone I'm being serious.

  • D: And then they hate me forever. P: That's true.

  • P: No one understands your tone

  • C: Who's more likely to get lost first without a GPS or map?

  • D: Phil could be on the road that we live in and he's like

  • D: "Are we going left or right?"

  • D: And I'm like "You don't know which direction is left and right."

  • P: It's true. I'll leave a shop and then go in the same direction I've just been in.

  • P: I've got issues.

  • D: Definitely you.

  • C: Who's more likely to cry at a film?

  • P: Dan cried more at "Fault In Our Stars"!

  • D: Okay! Just like the horror movies, I just get into them, okay?

  • D: I get really into the movies, then when anything happens I'm just like, *sniffle*

  • P: Yup.

  • P: Real tears. Man tears!

  • D: Manly tears...

  • D: at the "Fault In Our Stars". Yup.

  • D: Okay.

  • C: Who's more likely to leave their fly undone and not realize?

  • D: Stand up stand up stand up stand up. Lemme see.

  • P: They're done up now! D: You're safe today!

  • P: It's fine! I'm safe! D: Awesome!

  • P: Thank you.

  • D: Well I say we know each other quite well then.

  • P: Yeah! We're real friends!

  • D: We're real friends!

  • Both: Yaaa!

  • D: Touching...

  • D: Woo! I was terrified the whole time!

  • P: We proved our friendship though!

  • D: We did. P: We're not just actors hired by Google. (SHH DON'T TELL THEM)

  • D: No... (I SAID DON'T TELL THEM)

  • D: Well I hope you enjoyed that. But! There is something very exciting we want to tell you about.

  • D: Oh? Phil?

  • D: Where did you get that mug from?

  • P: Only from the brand new world wide danandphilshop dot com!!

  • D: Oh my goooooood!!!

  • D: Yeah we thought that instead of using some other YouTuber merchandise store

  • D: that we would make our very own Dan and Phil Shop!!

  • D: Which...we have basically spent a year making?

  • P: Using only free-range pixels.

  • D: Yes.

  • D: We've got loads of cool new stuff that we really hope that you like...

  • NIGHTMARE WARNING

  • P: HI.

  • D: Ooh my god... Jesus Christ!

  • D: Including that...

  • P: Terrifying.

  • D: I don't know why.

  • P: It's what the people want, Dan.

  • D: WhY?? What are they gonna do with it?

  • D: And every thing can be bought from and shipped to anywhere in the entire world.

  • P: Even Sweden.

  • D: Sweden isn't that remote, Phil.

  • P: Oh.

  • D: So please go check it out!

  • D: I will put a link to it down in the description. And we really appreciate any of you that do.

  • P: But that's not all! As this Friday we will be announcing something new and exciting

  • P: that will change the world.

  • D: Okay, I don't know about changing the world.

  • D: We might not wanna hype it up that much.

  • P: Okay... you might like it, a little.

  • D: It's pretty exciting though! So you can look forward to whatever that mystery is!

  • (DAN AND PHIL GAMES)

  • D: But if you're watching this after "Friday", I'll just put a giant annotation to that here.

  • (DAN AND PHIL GAMES)

  • D: Right! So we will see you soon!

  • P: And now back to past Dan and Phil for a special ending.

  • D: Okay guys, just before we go, I am recording this and putting it on Danisnotonfire.

  • D: So just for the end of my video, I think I should do a Sexy End Screen Dance™.

  • P: Okay let's do it. D: Okay!

  • D: This! Is the Sexy End Screen Dance™!

  • (Sexy music plays)

  • D: If you enjoyed this video, and you'd like to see more, then you can click here.

  • P: I don't like this. D: To subscribe...oh you have to do it, Phil!

  • P: Okay!

  • D: And if you wanna check out Phil's channel, just do it there!

  • (Various yeahs and a 'here we are')

  • D: Okay we're gonna get arrested, I think we should go.

  • P: Okay let's go! Thank you guys!

  • D: Thank you guys! Have a good weekend! P: Enjoy the rest of VidCon! Bye!

  • D: I'm sorry!!!!

  • (Buuuh! *Explosion!*

D: Boop. Hey guys! Dan and Phil here

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誰更有可能--丹還是菲爾? (Who's more likely to - Dan or Phil?)

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