Name: Yappie - 集1 - 飛行員 (Yappie - Ep 1 - Pilot)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:47:01.000Z
Duration: 13 min 45 s
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I'm an Asian -- an Asian American to be exact, a Filipino American if you want extra credit points.

We're part of that ensemble cast of that awesome action movie.

We're the ones in your high school that you always want to cheat off of.

Changing all my answers to the right ones.

[Poet] And we're that porn tag you're not so ashamed about.

You look like you need the secret Asian massage.

[Poet] Oh, you know us. Well, you think you know us.

I'm sorry, you want to finish double tapping?

[Poet] No no no. No, you look new here. What's your name?

You know if you met an Asian guy, there's a 1 in 13 chance his name is...Andrew.

There's a 1 in 5 chance he's an engineer.

Let me guess, Andrew. You're from the San Gabriel Valley,

You like basketball, Boyz II Men, and BMWs?

Andrew, you're like the basic bitch of Asian dudes.

(whispering) Wow, this guy's super rude, right?

I thought we were going to a comedy show, not some wanna-be TED talk that I had to take notes for.

[Poet] ...speaking of the San Gabriel Valley,

We, like, get the sampler platter of racism.

We get the mozzarella sticks of being new, freeloading immigrants.

We get the potato wedges of being communist enemies of the free world,

and a few buffalo wings of segregation via internment camps.

And now to top all that, people are saying we get white privilege?

What other ethnic group in America get to try on every kind of stereotype?

And again, sorry for the phone thing. It's just been a crazy day.

Ollie was just expanding on his platter analogy.

Right. No, I meant like it's a really good observation.

Would you say this is exactly why we're considered the "model minority"?

We get it all, but we don't say shit, and we won't say shit because no one thinks of us in those individual cases?

Exactly. Think about it? Many of us are immigrants,

but we don't have the same illegal alien stigma that Latinos have.

And we're viewed as foreign enemies dating back to World War II, and now with China and North Korea,

but we're not as villainized as people from the Middle East.

And we do have a level of privilege due to our high economic status,

but we're not scrutinized like white people.

And lastly, there were literally laws made to segregate us in the past,

but unlike the black community, the effect of that institutionalized racism is not as prevalent in our communities decades later.

So no one speaks up for us because on the surface and those individual issues, other groups seem to have it worse.

I'm not trying to play Oppression Olympics.

I'm just trying to say that we can literally relate with every type of hate,

which gives Asian Americans a very unique perspective in this country.

It's like we're getting silver medals and everyone else is getting golds.

The Olympics analogy. I thought we were...(cough)

Oh, a few of the speakers are just going back to Ollie's place to hang out.

I guess I've been down to stay out a little longer.

Actually, um...I think we should just call it a night here.

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