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  • Cheaters are like bank robbers.

    偷吃的人就跟搶匪一樣。

  • If you get away with it, ain't nobody just try to rob one bank!

    一旦你逃過一劫,你就會想再去搶第二家。

  • If you wanna act single, then stay single.

    你想裝單身,那就請你真的保持單身。

  • I'm just "super saiyan (saying)."

    我真的很火大。

  • Why even stay in a relationship if you out here still DMing and entertaining other guys or girls.

    為什麼明明有對象了,還要在那邊跟其他人傳訊息搞曖昧?

  • Let me tell you why.

    我來告訴你答案吧!

  • People like security.

    因為人都缺乏「安全感」。

  • Let's just keep it one hundo p (100 percent).

    我跟你保證。

  • If Beyonce can get cheated on, it ain't safe for none of us.

    如果連碧昂絲都會被劈腿,那我們絕對也會遭殃。

  • We're human, we're gonna make mistakes.

    我們是人,而人都會犯錯。

  • But for those of y'all who out here cheating multiple times, robbing multiple banks, that's not a mistake, that's a decision.

    但那些不斷偷吃的,搶好幾間銀行的人,那已經不是犯錯了,而是個人選擇。

  • If you've never been cheated on, wait, it's coming...

    如果你從沒被戴過綠帽,不是不到,只是時候未...

  • I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

    我開玩笑的、開玩笑的啦!

  • When you get cheated on, you feel so played.

    當你被劈腿時,你會覺得自己被玩弄了。

  • You feel like you got played and the whole world sees you get played.

    而且整個世界都把你當笑話看。

  • It is not a fun feeling.

    那感覺很差。

  • Now what I find hilarious is cheaters hate being cheated on.

    可笑的是,劈腿的人本身非常討厭被劈腿。

  • They hate the idea of even being cheated on.

    甚至連這個想法都很討厭。

  • That's how I always know when my girlfriend is cheating.

    我每次都是這樣抓到我女友劈腿的。

  • I'm sitting around, my girlfriend kicks in the door like boom!

    我坐在房間,她直接碰一聲踹開大門。

  • Tell me her name right now!

    她叫什麼名字?

  • It's Sabrina, isn't it, it's Stephanie, isn't it, which one is it?

    是 Sabrina 還是 Stephanie,是哪一個?

  • I text you, it took you an hour to text me back.

    我傳訊息給你,你竟然隔一個小時才回我。

  • What's her name... I'm gonna strangle you and say it was self-defense.

    她叫什麼名字...我要把你掐死再主張我是正當防衛!

  • Let's talk about micro-cheating for one second.

    我們來談一下「精神出軌」吧!

  • What is micro-cheating?

    精神出軌是什麼?

  • That's usually how it starts.

    大概是像這樣子。

  • People don't talk about it that much, but it's like, all the little crap, that's like not cool, but not big enough to break up with them over.

    我們不常討論,但它就像那些很討人厭、但不至於鬧到分手的小事。

  • I have a friend who says if her boyfriend likes and comments another girl's pictures, that's micro-cheating.

    我有個朋友覺得,如果她男友按別的女生照片讚、留言,就是精神出軌。

  • What's micro-cheating to this person might not be micro-cheating to that person.

    但這行為對別人而言,卻不一定算是精神出軌。

  • If you out here giving your number out to different dudes, that's a form of micro-cheatingto me.

    如果妳在外面認識男生,還給對方電話,對我來說就是精神出軌。

  • I think I've mentioned this like years ago in a video, I can't remember.

    我記得幾年前在影片裡有講過,記得不是很清楚。

  • But the conversation you need to have with your boyfriend or girlfriend, it's almost like when you go to the park and play flag football, you need to establish the rules.

    但你跟另一半應該要先談過這件事,就像你跟朋友去公園玩美式足球一樣,要先講好規則。

  • That garbage is out of bounds, that tree is a touchdown.

    超過那個垃圾桶就算出界,那棵樹代表達陣之類的。

  • Because otherwise, y'all just playing football, and you're making up the rules as you go along.

    不然的話就等同於自己玩自己的,每個人的規則都自己訂。

  • I didn't know it was out of bounds!

    我不知道這樣算出界啊!

  • "I didn't know..."—same thing in a relationship.

    「我不知道...」,而談感情也是一樣的道理。

  • Check your micro-cheating levels y'all, if you wanna be out here acting single, just stay single.

    搞清楚自己精神出軌的標準,你如果想裝單身,不如直接單身。

  • I'm just "super saiyan (saying)."

    我真的有夠火大。

  • People are who they are.

    狗改不了吃屎。

  • It's usually why I don't give people second chances.

    這就是為什麼我從沒給過對方第二次機會。

  • I'm totally open to giving you second chances, but like I've said in other videos...

    我完全願意給出第二次機會,但我在其他影片說過...

  • Second chances are reserved for the remorseful, A ,and B, if there hasn't been some character development, it's not happenning.

    第一,機會是給真心悔改的人;第二,如果對方個性不改變的話,還是不可原諒。

  • And character development doesn't usually happen in a month.

    更何況,一個人的個性不可能在一個月內就改變成長。

  • You're not one way in June and a completely different person in July, like that usually don't [doesn't] happen.

    你怎麼可能六月是一個樣子,七月就整個脫胎換骨,這很少見。

  • I would sit around thinking like, "Why do people cheat?" and it came to me...

    我常常思考:「為什麼人要劈腿?」,然後我得出一個結論。

  • That junk is real exciting, there's like a thrill.

    因為這件事超、刺、激,讓人很興奮。

  • Like you've got your main piece, but you're sneaking around, like a spy.

    你明明有正宮了,卻還是偷偷摸摸,像個間諜。

  • You know it's wrong, that guy or girl knows it's wrong.

    你知道這是不對的,那個小三或小王也知道。

  • Y'all do your thing, and you're living like... that spy life.

    但你們不管,你們就是享受這種刺激的快感。

  • Why do people cheat?

    人們為什麼劈腿?

  • There's a lot of scenarios, lot of situations, but here's the short answer.

    有很多情況,很多可能,但簡單來說...

  • You might love In n' Out or Five Guys' hamburgers, and you could eat In n' Out and Five Guys' everyday.

    假設你很愛吃 In n' Out 跟 Five Guys 的漢堡,愛到你每天吃都不嫌膩。

  • But once in a blue moon, you just wanna sneak away and eat McDonald's.

    但可能偶爾,你會想要偷偷跑去吃麥當勞。

  • Even though the quality is nowhere near Five Guys' or In n' Out hamburgers, but you just wanna do it.

    就算它的漢堡比 Five Guys 或 In n' Out 還難吃,你還是想吃。

  • Don't make sense but that's what it is.

    聽起來不太合理,但事實就是如此。

  • I'm just "super saiyan (saying)."

    這很讓人生氣。

  • Okay, for real though, they had me mic, and they let me take it home.

    好,我講真的,他們給我一個麥克風收音,讓我帶回家。

  • This is a production van right there.

    那裡還有一台採訪車。

  • I think they're really listening.

    我覺得他們真的在監聽。

Cheaters are like bank robbers.

偷吃的人就跟搶匪一樣。

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