Armed vigilantes are attempting to control the situation.

Cola with Bacon! Out now!

A chemical spill on Dirdum Lane is believed to hav-

(Sigh) Boring!

I'M PROFESSOR WHY!

Sheryl what are your thoughts on the zombie apocalypse?

(ZOMBIE SCREAM)

That's right, Ca- ARGHHHHH!!!!

(Gasp) Did you see that?!

See what?

I just changed the channel with my tongue!

You're an idiot.

You're an idiot!!

Hey, are you bored?

Yes.

Well, come on down to ASDF Land.

Why?

We've got exciting rides.

So?

STOP INTERRUPTING ME!

Hehe... I'm sorry...

So, if you're looking for a fantastic family day out full of fun, friendship and f-adventure?

Then get yourself down to ASDF Land! The best theme park in tow-

Are you guys thinking what i'm thinking?

(Music)

Lookout! That bears got a gun!

(Gunshot)

FATHER!! I WILL AVENGE YOU!

Matt! Did you give guns to the bears again?!

Oh I could never stay mad at you. Let's get some ice cream.

Yaay!

Hey guys! Guys?

(Music)

Okay guys, remember we are parked in zone... H.

Three day tickets please.

Three day tickets?

(Sigh) Three! Day! Tickets!

(Zombie growl)

Thank you!

Hey! Lets go on the roller coaster!

No! Let's play the carnival games! I need more novelty toys!

Yeah, Matt's novelty toy collection makes me wanna shoot things. I'm going to the arcade.

(Sigh) Well, I guess we should split up. That way everyones happy and nothing can go wrong. Ever.

Not in a milli- Oh they're gone.

Ooooo!

(Screaming)

Awww...

YAAAY!

ARGHH!!

Yaay!

(Screaming)

Please keep arms and legs inside the ride at all times.

Get ready! Attack!

Oh no! This arcade gun isn't working...

AH! There we go! (Gunfire)

Argh, this game blows! All yours kid. The graphics sucked.

(Gasp) A cymbal playing monkey!? I need this for my collection!!

I'll hug him and squeeze him and call him Little Tom.

Hmm, this is gonna take some brains.

BRAAAINS!

Hey, back off the monkey buddy! He's mine!

BRAAAINS!!

ARGHH!! Unreliable! It's rigged I tell you! Rigged!

There is not a man alive who could get that monkey!

(Screaming)

Tom? Do you get the feeling that something strange is happening?

No.

Stupid claw machine thinking it's so much better than me.

What's eating you?

Get off me! I told you I don't have any spare change!

Aww! The poor guy looks hungry!

Here! You can have this!

Huh? Who would say no to candy floss? Unless they were...

VAMPIRES!

Oh no wait...

ZOMBIES!!

(Gasp) Y'know that explains a lot actually...

What do we do?

Hey guys! Look what I found!

You know when I said I didn't have any spare change? I lied!

OUCH!

MATT!! HURRY UP!!

(Matt laughing & Cymbals)

(Explosion)

NOO!! LITTLE TOM!!

Quick! This way!

In here!

Haha! So long suckers!

(Music)

Oh...

(Music)

ARGHH!!

NOOO!!!

We are done for Edd! If I don't make it I want you to give my novelty toy collection to Tom.

And if I don't make it either please... Burn my new novelty toy collection.

Huh... What now?

Hey, are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

Guys?

(Bear and gunshot sounds)

Guys?

Ahh! Much better!

Ooo! This looks fun!

Oh wow! Amazing!

Haha! That was a short apocalypse...

Awww! (SCREAM)

(Scream)

(Mumbled complaining)

Everything worked out in the end. Isn't that right Little Tom!

(Creepy music)

(Cymbals)

(Music)