With soap?

用肥皂？

Did you dry them?

你把它們烘乾了嗎？

What?

什麼？

Is this all vegetables??

這都是蔬菜嗎？

Who ordered all vegetables?

誰點了所有的蔬菜？

I did

我有

So.. are we going to talk about it?

那麼... 我們要不要談談？

What?

什麼？

The elephant in the room

房間裡的大象

What elephant?

什麼大象？

Mom's new job

媽媽的新工作

It's time to make some wrong things right

是時候把一些錯誤的事情糾正過來了

Help me bring supers back into the sunlight

幫我把超人帶回到陽光下

We need to change people's perceptions about superheroes and Elastigirl is our best play

我們需要改變人們對超級英雄的看法，而Elastigirl就是我們最好的遊戲。

Better than.... me?

比......我好？

(clears throat)

（清嗓子）

Whoa! I like mom's new job!

哇！我喜歡媽媽的新工作！

Bye sweetie

再見，親愛的

I'll watch the kids, no problem

我幫你看孩子，沒問題

That's not the way you're supposed to do it dad

你不應該這樣做，爸爸。

They want us to do it this way.

他們希望我們這樣做。

I don't know that way! Why would they change math? Math is math! MATH IS MATH!

我不知道那條路!他們為什麼要改變數學？數學就是數學！數學就是數學！

Hello?

喂？

Hey honey, how are the kids?

嘿，親愛的，孩子們怎麼樣？

Everything's great.

一切都很好。

Is she having adolescence?

她有青春期嗎？

And Jack Jack?

那傑克傑克呢？

He's in excellent health

他的身體很好

What the...?

搞什麼... ？

Num num cookie..... cookie?

Num num cookie......cookie?

Whoa.. ok

哇... 好吧

That is freaky.

這是奇怪的。

You know it's crazy, right? To help my family, I gotta leave it. To fix the law, I gotta break it

你知道這很瘋狂，對吧？為了幫助我的家人，我必須離開它。為了解決法律問題，我必須打破它

You've got to, so our kids can have that choice

你必須這樣做，這樣我們的孩子才能有這樣的選擇。

Thank you, young man

謝謝你，年輕人

Combustion imminent? What does that mean?

燃燒在即？那是什麼意思？

It means fire, Robert.

是火的意思，羅伯特

The Screenslaver interrupts this program for an important announcement.

屏保會因為重要的公告而中斷這個程序。

Suit up, it might get weird.

穿上衣服，可能會變得很奇怪。

I'll be there, ASAP.

我會在那裡，儘快。

Where you goin' ASAP? You'd better be back ASAP!

你要去哪裡儘快？你最好儘快回來！

Behold the UNDERMINER!!

看哪，破壞者！

Watch after Jack-Jack!

跟著傑克傑克！

I thought we were gonna go with-

我以為我們要去的是...

You heard your mother, trampoline me!

你聽到你媽媽說的了，給我蹦蹦床!

Superheroes are illegal.

超級英雄是非法的。

We wanna fight bad guys!

我們要打壞人！

It defines who I am.

它定義了我是誰。

We're not saying you have.. what?

我們不是說你有... 什麼？

Someone on TV said it.

電視上有人說過。

I was approached by this tycoon, wants to talk about hero stuff

有一個大亨找我，想跟我談英雄的事。

Help me bring supers back into the sunlight.

幫我把超人帶回陽光下。

We need Elastigirl!

我們需要 "女超人"！

Bye sweetie

再見，親愛的

I'll watch the kids, no problem.

我看孩子，沒問題。

That's... not the way you're supposed to do it, dad.

這... 不是你應該做的，爸爸。

They want us to do it this way.

他們希望我們這樣做。

I don't know that way, why would they change math?

我不知道那樣，他們為什麼要改變數學？

Math is Math! MATH IS MATH!!!

數學就是數學!MATH IS MATH!!!

All over Dusseldorf... dussels are dozing.....

整個杜塞爾多夫...布魯塞爾人在打瞌睡...

Eyelids so heavy....

眼皮好重....

They're drooping.......

他們垂頭喪氣......。

Close it!

關上它！

I couldn't have done this if you hadn't taken over so well.

要不是你接手的好，我也做不到。

I've got to succeed so she can succeed

我一定要成功，她才能成功

So WE can succeed!

所以我們可以成功!

I get it Bob.

我明白了，鮑勃。

What the?

怎麼了？

That is freaky.

這是奇怪的。

But I can't keep giving him cookies!

但我不能一直給他餅乾!

No biting the daddy!

不要咬爸爸！

Done properly, parenting is a heroic act

做得好的話，養育孩子是一種英雄行為。

Done properly.

做得好。