basically, all you have to know is that it's kind of like the Hawaii of the Muslim world, but it's like huge.

基本上所有你必須知道的是它有點像穆斯林世界的夏威夷，但它就像巨大的

It's like the biggest state and with orangutans.

這就像最大的州和猩猩一樣

And that's it just no punchline.

而這只是沒有問題

Let's just go to the intro song.

我們來看一下介紹歌曲

*Intro song* It's time to learn Geography NOW!

現在是時候學習地理！

Hey everybody, I'm your host Barby.

嘿，大家好，我是你的主人Barby

So as some of you know, I've been to Indonesia one time on one island for like three hours

所以你們有些人知道，我曾經在印度尼西亞的一個島上待過三個小時

I ate one dish, so basically I'm like the Indonesia expert, right?

我吃了一道菜，所以基本上我就像印度尼西亞專家，對嗎？

Well, if not I'm kind of like the only guy on YouTube doing full profile videos like this, so for now

好吧，如果不是，我就像是YouTube上唯一一個做這樣的全部個人資料視頻的人，所以現在

You'll just have to kind of deal with me for like the next twelve or so minutes. Woohoo, default!

在接下來的十二分鐘內，你只需要和我打個招呼。嗚呼，默認！

Alright, so again if you don't know anything about Indonesia

好吧，如果你對印度尼西亞一無所知的話

It's basically like if the Middle East and South East Asia had

這基本上就像中東和南亞那樣

An incredibly colorful, loud, somewhat explosive set of babies, like thousands of them

一個令人難以置信的豐富多彩，響亮而有點爆炸性的嬰兒，就像成千上萬的嬰兒一樣

Okay, that doesn't really help

好的，這並沒有什麼幫助

First of all Indonesia is the world's largest archipelago nation

首先印度尼西亞是世界上最大的群島國家

Located right where the Indian Ocean meets the Pacific Ocean

位於印度洋與太平洋相遇的地方

On the incredibly clustered set of islands making six countries

在六個國家的難以置信的群島集合上

Known commonly as Nusantara or the Malay Archipelago

通常稱為Nusantara或馬來群島

Atatatatatat, *Indonesian* Archipelago

Atatatatatat，*印度尼西亞*群島

Sure, whatever makes you happy

當然，無論什麼讓你開心

Indonesia actually has land borders with three of these countries

印度尼西亞實際上與其中三個國家有陸地邊界

East Timor, Papua New Guinea, and Malaysia, on the biggest island: Borneo or Kalimantan

東帝汶，巴布亞新幾內亞和馬來西亞，最大的島嶼是婆羅洲島或加里曼丹島

Which is one of the world's only two triple split nation islands

這是世界上僅有的兩個三重分裂國家島嶼之一

The other one being Cyprus *CORRECTION: Actually it isn't the Cyprus (as Cyprus was located in West Asia), but it's Brunei*

另一個是塞浦路斯

Although technically if you include the UN Buffer Zone it's kind of like four entities

儘管在技術上，如果你包括聯合國緩衝區，它就像四個實體

But the UN isn't a country

但聯合國不是一個國家

Whatever just watch the Cyprus episode

無論看什麼塞浦路斯情節

The country is divided into 34 provinces, five of which have special administrative statuses

全國分為34個省，其中5個有特殊行政地位

With the capital and most populous city Jakarta located on Java

隨著資本和人口最多的城市雅加達位於爪哇

The world's most populous island with nearly half of the entire population of Indonesia in it

這個世界上人口最多的島嶼，擁有印度尼西亞全部人口的近一半

The largest cities after Jakarta are Surabaya and Bandung both located on Java Island

雅加達之後的最大城市是位於爪哇島的泗水和萬隆

And Medan located on Sumatra

棉蘭位於蘇門答臘島

Jakarta's Soekarno-Hatta International

雅加達的蘇加諾 - 哈達國際

Bali's Ngurah Rai International in Denpasar

巴厘島的Ngurah Rai國際在登巴薩

And Surabaya's Juanda International

和泗水的朱安達國際

Now here's where things get a little speculative

現在，這裡的事情有點投機

Today there are still arguments claimed as to exactly how many islands Indonesia has

今天仍然有論點認為印度尼西亞有多少島嶼

The National Coordinating Agency for Surveying and Mapping * now named Geospatial Information Agency * says Indonesia has about 13,500

國家測繪協調機構稱印尼約有13,500人

The National Institute of Aeronautics and Space Agency says that it has about 18,300

國家航空航天局稱它有大約18,300個

Whereas the Indonesian government claims about 17,500

印尼政府聲稱約有17,500人

But whatever the point is there's a lot of them

但無論哪一點，都有很多

Over 8,800 have names and over 900 of them are permanently Inhabited

超過8,800名有名字，其中900多名永久有人居住

You would think they are the country with the most islands, but surprisingly Finland and Canada beat them

你會認為他們是島嶼最多的國家，但令人驚訝的是芬蘭和加拿大擊敗了他們

But a lot of their islands are kind of like boopadoop little islands in the lakes, so does it really count?

但是他們的很多島嶼都像湖泊中的小島嶼，它真的很重要嗎？

Uh, I guess?

呃，我猜？

Now let's talk about the five special administrative provinces

現在我們來談談五個特別行政區

They are: Aceh, Yogyakarta, West Papua and Papua, and the capital, Jakarta

他們是：亞齊，日惹，西巴布亞和巴布亞，首都雅加達

Now, no surprise the capital Jakarta acts as its own political entity

現在，首都雅加達成為自己的政治實體並不奇怪

Lots of countries do that, but what about the others?

很多國家都這樣做，但其他國家呢？

First, Aceh. Aceh is kind of like the black sheep of Indonesia

首先，亞齊。亞齊有點像印度尼西亞的害群之馬

It's the only province in which Sharia law is fully implemented

這是伊斯蘭教法完全執行的唯一省份

Also, they kind of have like a ton of oil

而且，他們有一樣的油

So, yeah, they've kind of asserted a very independent ideology

所以，是的，他們表達了一種非常獨立的意識形態

That sets them apart as autonomous from the rest of Indonesia

這使得它們與印度尼西亞其他地區成為獨立的國家

Then you have Yogyakarta, which is the only region that is still governed by a pre-colonial monarchy

然後你有日惹，這是唯一仍然由殖民地前君主制統治的地區

The Sultan of Yogyakarta who acts as a hereditary governor

作為世襲總督的日惹蘇丹

Otherwise we get the two Papuas, which collectively used to be the province called Irian Jaya

否則，我們會得到兩個巴布亞人，這兩個巴布亞人統稱為伊里安賈亞省

But then in 2003 they got split into two

但在2003年，他們分成兩部分

Basically this is the place that has the least in common with the rest of Indonesia

基本上這是與印度尼西亞其他地區最不相同的地方

It has a culture and background closer to their cousins across the border in Papua New Guinea

它的文化和背景更接近巴布亞新幾內亞邊界的堂兄弟

So then why is this part of Indonesia, well long story short, Indonesia was basically like:

那麼為什麼印度尼西亞的這一部分，長話短說，印度尼西亞基本上是這樣的：

"Well now that we have our full sovereignty, we get everything that the Dutch colonized"

“現在我們擁有完全的主權，我們得到了荷蘭殖民的一切”

But the people of Papua were not too happy so then Indonesia was like:

但是巴布亞人民並不太高興，所以印度尼西亞就是這樣：

"Alright, we'll give you a vote to stay or leave"

“好吧，我們會給你一個留下或離開的投票”

"However, we would strongly implore you to make the *right* decision"

“但是，我們強烈懇請您做出正確的決定”

So they voted to stay in, a lot of people complained, there's still some current opposition

所以他們投票支持，很多人抱怨，還有一些目前的反對意見

And to this day, the area has a relatively high level of autonomy

直到今天，該地區的自治水平相對較高

And the government kind of just leaves them alone except for when it comes to mining for resources

除了涉及到開採資源時，政府只能讓他們獨處

Oh, and the South Maluku area also kind of has like an independence dispute thing kind of going on

哦，南馬魯古地區也有一種像獨立爭議的事情發生

But the major opponents to the Indonesian government are primarily based in the Netherlands

但印度尼西亞政府的主要反對者主要集中在荷蘭

Then you have the strange Riau Islands which looked like they should belong to Malaysia

然後你有看起來應該屬於馬來西亞的陌生的廖內群島

But they don't even though they have a strong Malay derived culture

但他們即使擁有強大的馬來文化，也沒有

And you have the Ambalat Sea block which has a ton of oil that both they and Malaysia argue over

而且你有安巴拉海塊，他們和馬來西亞爭論了許多油

So that essentially covers most of the administrative divisions of Indonesia

這基本上涵蓋了印度尼西亞的大部分行政區劃

Some of the most notable spots of interest in Indonesia might include:

印度尼西亞一些最值得關注的景點可能包括：

The National Monument and Museum

國家紀念碑和博物館

Royal Kraton Ngayogyakarta Palace

皇家科騰Ngayogyakarta宮殿

Ratu Boko

Ratu Boko

The Magelang Chicken Shaped Church

馬格朗雞形教堂

Borobudur, disputably the largest Buddhist temple in the world

婆羅浮屠，是世界上最大的佛教寺廟

Maimun Palace

Maimun宮殿

The Taman Sari Underground Mosque

塔曼薩里地下清真寺

The Equator Monument

赤道紀念碑

The Pura Ulun Danu Bratan Lake Temples

普拉烏倫達努布拉坦湖寺廟

Yeah, try to say that five times fast: "Pura Ulun Danu Bratan Lake"

是的，試著說快五倍：“Pura Ulun Danu Bratan Lake”

The Millennium Bridge

千年橋

The Sacred Monkey Temple

聖猴廟

The Hellmouth or Elephant Cave

Hellmouth或者大象洞穴

The Seven Story Pagoda of Sibu *CORRECTION: This is in Malaysia*

詩巫七層塔*更正：這是在馬來西亞*

The Smoked Mummy Villages of Aikim and Jiwika in Papua

Aikim和Jiwika的煙熏木乃伊村落在巴布亞

Or if you're lazy you can just go to The Taman Mini Indonesia Indah Park

或者如果你很懶，你可以去塔曼迷你印尼英達公園

Which kinda has like a bunch of replicas of all the famous sites in Indonesia

哪一種有像印度尼西亞所有著名景點的一系列複製品

Oh, and keep in mind there's Dutch colonial style buildings all over

哦，請記住，荷蘭殖民地風格的建築遍布全境

Too many ancient temples and pagodas to list

太多的古代寺廟和寶塔列出

And no matter how many buildings and landmarks are built

而且無論建造多少建築物和地標

They will never compare to what mother nature has done, which brings us to:

他們永遠不會比較自然界做了什麼，這使我們能夠：

Indonesia's land is like that one ex we all had back in our 20's

印度尼西亞的土地就像20年代我們都回來的那樣

That we trusted a stupid friend to hook us up with

我們相信一個愚蠢的朋友可以與我們聯繫

Super attractive, but almost killed you a few times

超級誘人，但幾乎殺了你幾次

Indonesia lies on what is labeled as the prehistoric continental shelf known as Sundaland

印度尼西亞位於被稱為史前大陸架Sundaland的地區

Which during the ice age times pretty much connected all of the islands together before the Wallace Line

在冰河時代，在華萊士線之前，所有的島嶼都在一起

Until the ice melted and filled in the gaps

直到冰融化並填補空白

Now that's where things get incredibly messed up

現在，事情變得令人難以置信的混亂

Not only is indonesia right in the worst part of the ring of fire

印度尼西亞不僅在火災最嚴重的地方正確無誤

But the country is basically smashed between three converging major continental plates

但是這個國家基本上是在三個匯合的主要大陸板塊之間被粉碎的

The Eurasian, the Pacific, and the Australian plates

歐亞，太平洋和澳大利亞板塊

With dozens of minor plates and rifts like the Sunda, Timor, Banda, Malucca, and so on

有數十個像Su他，帝汶，班達，馬盧卡等小型板塊和裂縫

This in return gives Indonesia over 400 volcanoes disputably more than any in the world

作為回報，印度尼西亞超過400座火山的數量比世界上任何地方都多

With over 150 active ones making it the most volcanically active country in the world as well

擁有超過150個活躍的國家，使它成為世界上最火山活躍的國家

This means on a daily basis Indonesia experiences on average about four earthquakes a day

這意味著印度每天平均每天有四次地震的經歷

Ranging anywhere between the small timid three to a noticeable six on the richter scale

在小膽小的三人之間的任何地方都可以看到一個明顯的六人

And you never know where or when they will happen

你永遠不知道他們會在何時何地發生

Hmm... *clap clap clap* Impressive...

嗯... *拍手鼓掌*令人印象深刻...

Nonetheless, volcanoes can be a good thing especially when concentrated close to the equator

儘管如此，火山可能是一件好事，尤其是靠近赤道的時候

As the warmer humid climate allows moisture and minerals to coalesce

由於溫暖濕潤的氣候使水分和礦物質聚結

Creating some of the most fertile land on the planet

創造一些地球上最肥沃的土地

This is why places like Hawaii And Iceland are so radically different despite both being volcanic islands

這就是為什麼像夏威夷和冰島這樣的地方儘管都是火山島，但卻有如此完全不同的地方

In the end, Indonesia got blessed with a flourishing abundance of flora and fauna

最後，印度尼西亞得到了蓬勃發展的動植物豐富

The second highest concentration in the world after Brazil

巴西之後世界排名第二

Many of which being endemic species, like the Rafflesia arnoldii and the Titan arum

其中許多是特有物種，如Rafflesia arnoldii和泰坦阿魯姆

The largest flowers in the world, which each smell like rotting corpses

世界上最大的花朵，每朵都聞起來像腐爛的屍體

And at over 180, they also have the highest concentration of mammals out of anywhere in the world

在180多歲的時候，他們也是世界上任何地方哺乳動物最集中的地方

Nonetheless, the national animal is actually a reptile, the largest in the world

儘管如此，國家動物實際上是世界上最大的爬行動物

At three metres long, the famous Komodo Dragon which you can find a bunch of on Komodo Island

三米長的著名的科莫多龍，你可以在科莫多島上找到一堆

Which is where they get their name from, and they can kill people!

這是他們從哪裡得到他們的名字，他們可以殺死人！

Just a heads up

只是一個頭

And the surprisingly not national animal even though everybody knows and loves them

即使每個人都知道並且愛他們，但令人驚訝的不是國家動物

The only great ape in Asia, Orangutans, are only found on this archipelago as well

亞洲唯一的大猩猩猩猩只能在這個群島上找到

By the way, they look docile and quiet, but orangutans can rip off your arm if you anger them

順便說一句，他們看起來溫順而安靜，但猩猩可以撕裂你的手臂，如果你憤怒他們

So don't...

所以不要......

Otherwise, the largest mountain Puncak Jaya is located in the east, in Papua

否則，最大的山Puncak Jaya位於巴布亞東部

The longest River, the Kapuas, flows on Kalimantan or Borneo Island

最長的河流Kapuas流向加里曼丹或婆羅洲島

Starting in the east emptying into the South China Sea

從東涌入南海開始

The largest lake, as well as the largest volcanic lake in the world, Lake Toba can be found on Sumatra

蘇門答臘島是世界上最大的湖泊，也是世界上最大的火山湖

This is also the site of the largest speculated volcanic explosive eruption on Earth

這也是地球上最大的推測火山爆發地點

That essentially created a worldwide volcanic winter

這基本上創造了一個全球性的火山冬季

The eruption was so big that you can literally observe ashes from the explosion

爆發太大了，你可以從字面上觀察爆炸的灰燼

That went as far as Malawi in East Africa

那在東非馬拉維

Remember guys mother nature is beautiful, but if she wants she can kill you

記住傢伙大自然是美麗的，但如果她想要，她可以殺死你

Close to Puncak Jaya is Grasberg, the largest gold and copper mine in the world

靠近普卡再也是格拉斯伯格，這是世界上最大的金礦和銅礦

And on Mount Ijen on Java which spews up blue lava

在爪哇山上噴出藍色熔岩

All over you can find Intrepid sulphur miners that literally go into the base of the volcanic craters

你遍地都可以找到毫不費力地進入火山隕石坑底部的無畏硫礦工

Risking health just to get raw sulphur ores

為了獲得生硫磺礦石而冒著健康風險

Otherwise you have other anomalies like the Sidoarjo mud volcanoes

否則，你會遇到其他異常情況，例如Sidoarjo泥火山

The three-colored Lake Kelimutu in Flores

弗洛雷斯的三色湖Kelimutu

And the Kakaban Island Jellyfish Lake - too many strange places

卡卡班島水母湖 - 太多奇怪的地方

To this day, Indonesia is the number one producer of palm oil, cloves, cinnamon, nutmeg, coconut, and vanilla

至今，印度尼西亞是棕櫚油，丁香，肉桂，肉荳蔻，椰子和香草的頭號生產商

Some national dishes might include things like:

一些國家菜可能包括如下內容：

Rendang

仁當

Satay - or Saté *Correct pronunciation: Saté*

Satay - 或Saté*正確的發音：Saté*

Gado-gado

加多加多

Lontong

Lontong

Ketupat

馬來粽

Papeda

Papeda

Ikan bakar

伊坎巴卡爾

Pempek

Pempek

Tumpeng

Tumpeng

Lemang

Lemang

And the national dish: Nasi goreng which basically just means fried rice which has no exact recipe

而國家菜：Nasi goreng基本上只意味著沒有準確食譜的炒飯

You can mix it up and kind of do whatever you want to it

你可以把它混合起來，做你想做的任何事情

Oh and keep in mind Malaysia might argue that some of these dishes belong to them

哦，請記住馬來西亞可能會爭辯說，這些菜中的一些屬於他們

But that's a whole other story tied in with history and culture. Yeah, we got time why not talk about it

但這是與歷史和文化緊密相連的另一個故事。是的，我們有時間為什麼不談論它

Now there's a lot of curious mysteries when it comes to Indonesia's people like:

現在印度尼西亞的人們有很多好奇的謎團：

How did they become predominantly muslim?

他們是如何主要成為穆斯林的？

Or what's the whole deal with them in Malaysia?

或者在馬來西亞與他們達成什麼協議？

Or wait, this guy is considered an Indonesian? What?!

或者等一下，這個人被認為是印度尼西亞人？什麼？！

First of all, the country has about 263 million people, making it the fourth most populous country in the world

首先，該國約有2.63億人口，成為世界第四大人口大國

With the largest population of Muslims as well

穆斯林人口也最多

Now here's the thing in a sense. Yes, 95% of the population is considered native Indonesian

現在這是某種意義上的事情。是的，95％的人口被認為是印度尼西亞人

That's an incredibly broad term, considering that Indonesia has about 300 different ethno-linguistic groups

考慮到印度尼西亞有大約300個不同的民族語言群體，這是一個非常寬泛的術語

Split up across all the island regions of the country

分佈在該國所有的島嶼地區

If you look at a map with the actual ethnic group breakdown, it kinda looks something like this

如果你看一張具有實際民族分類的地圖，它看起來像這樣

Nonetheless the two largest parent ethnic groups are the Javanese that make up about 40%

儘管如此，兩個最大的父母族是爪哇人，約佔40％

The Sudanese that make about 15%

蘇丹人約佔15％

Otherwise, the rest of the population is primarily made up of smaller groups and tribes

否則，其餘人口主要由較小的群體和部落組成

That have only around 2 to 3 percent each like the Batak, the Sulawesi, the Balinese

只有大約百分之二到百分之三，每個像巴塔克，蘇拉威西島，巴厘島

Minangkabau, Betawi, Papuan, Dayak, and so on

米南加保，Betawi，巴布亞，達雅等

Finally about 5% are non-indigenous Indonesians like Chinese, Arabs, Indians, and even a few Europeans

最後，大約5％是非本土的印度尼西亞人，如中國人，阿拉伯人，印度人，甚至還有一些歐洲人

They also use the Indonesian Rupiah as their currency, they use the type-C plug outlet

他們還使用印尼盾作為他們的貨幣，他們使用C型插頭插座

And they drive on the left side of the road

他們開車在路的左邊

And here's where things get a little confusing: culture and language

在這裡，事情變得有點混亂：文化和語言

The one thing that kind of unites all Indonesians is that they share the national language Bahasa Indonesia

這種團結所有印度尼西亞人的一件事是，他們分享國語 '印度尼西亞語'

Which means the Indonesian language

這意味著印度尼西亞語

However Bahasa Indonesia is actually kind of like a lingua franca to many of the people

然而，對許多人來說，印尼語實際上就像是一種通用語

As Indonesia is the world's largest trilingual country

由於印度尼西亞是世界上最大的三語種國家

In addition to Bahasa indonesia most people speak their own mother tongue as well as English

除了印度尼西亞語，大多數人都會說自己的母語和英語

Yep, English. They caught on quick when they realized it was the money language

是的，英語。當他們意識到這是金錢語言時，他們很快就抓住了

The funny thing, is even though the Javanese make up the largest people group

有趣的是，即使爪哇人組成了最大的人群

The Javanese language is not an official language

爪哇語不是官方語言

Technically it could have been, but then that would have favored one people group over all the others

從技術上講，這可能是，但那樣會有利於一個人群對所有其他人

Which would have caused tension, so they kind of had to choose like a neutral default

這會導致緊張局勢，所以他們必須選擇一個中立的默認值

Plus, Javanese is like really hard to learn

另外，爪哇人真的很難學

And the original writing system, although very beautiful is incredibly difficult to write

而原始的寫作系統雖然非常漂亮，但寫起來難度非常大

Nonetheless, at nearly 100 million speakers this makes Javanese the largest non-official minority language in the world

儘管如此，在將近1億演講者中，這使爪哇人成為世界上最大的非官方少數民族語言

And that's why the Bahasa Indonesia language is so strange

這就是為什麼印度尼西亞語是如此奇怪

It's not even technically indigenous to Indonesia, but more Malay derived

印度尼西亞甚至在技術上都不是土生土長的，但是馬來人更多

To this day, people who speak Bahasa Indonesia can understand