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  • - Right now, I'm standing in a particularly

  • depressing part of Van Nuys, California

  • that was never repaired after the war.

  • This is the legendary Ironhead Studio.

  • That's right, Ironhead Studio

  • where they make many of the costumes

  • for giant franchise superhero films.

  • Films that make billions and billions of dollars in profit.

  • We're gonna go inside and meet the

  • geniuses that make these costumes.

  • We're gonna find out how they do it,

  • why they do it, who does it, when they do it.

  • Eliminate those last two.

  • (loud air pressure)

  • The building just farted.

  • (laughter)

  • That's how shitty it is here.

  • (laughter)

  • But, there are geniuses inside.

  • Let's go check it out.

  • (exciting music)

  • This is Jose Fernandez, Jose, really cool to meet you.

  • - Same, same.

  • - You did the most recent Ben Affleck Batman?

  • You probably measured every inch of his body.

  • - Yes.

  • (laughter)

  • (cheering crowd)

  • It's amazing, the minute you put this on,

  • your whole attitude changes.

  • (laughter)

  • I would demand to be seated first in a restaurant.

  • (laughter)

  • Gal Gadot, let's talk about her for a second.

  • She was on my show and stunning, such a stunning,

  • very nice, but my God is Gal Gadot beautiful.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Good God.

  • Just gonna think about her for a little bit.

  • (laughter)

  • They can pull this out in editing,

  • I just wanna think about Gal Gadot.

  • (sexy music)

  • What are you thinking about?

  • - [Voiceover] Perv.

  • (laughter)

  • - Of course that's the iconic Batman helmet.

  • You did sort of wonder when I was watching

  • the movie, why doesn't Superman just

  • use his heat vision to burn his mouth?

  • - Well, here I am.

  • (loud screaming)

  • (laughter)

  • - Yeah, you got a point.

  • - This is I think Sumner Redstone.

  • (laughter)

  • I love this right here.

  • I call this me before coffee and

  • then that's me after coffee.

  • (laughter)

  • Immediate transformation.

  • And, of course, I'm recognizing Matt Damon.

  • - [Voiceover] Yeah.

  • There's Ben Affleck right there.

  • - [Voiceover] Yeah, yeah.

  • - Ian McKellen!

  • - Hugh Jackman behind you.

  • - Oh, is this Hugh Jackman?

  • - Yeah.

  • - If Hugh Jackman walked in and

  • he say that those other actors were

  • placed up there and he was shoved

  • on top of the old stereo receiver,

  • he'd be mad.

  • You mind if I?

  • - No.

  • (laughter)

  • - Oh, look at that.

  • (laughter)

  • Okay.

  • We know he's not Jewish.

  • Look, he's just pretending that this isn't happening.

  • (laughter)

  • Check this out.

  • I'd rather not.

  • (laughter)

  • - This is the Wonder Woman.

  • - This is actually her body.

  • - Yeah.

  • - An exact replication Gal Gadot's body.

  • - Yeah, this is her body then we

  • repositioned it for promotions.

  • - Has anyone here ever put the Matt Damon

  • head in the other room onto this?

  • - No.

  • - Just to perv out?

  • Oh my God, this is fantastic.

  • (cheering crowd)

  • What do you mean it's wrong?

  • In a world where gender I think is

  • becoming more fluid, this is an amazing statement.

  • Uh?

  • Oh, yes.

  • Dear boy, what have you done to me, dear boy?

  • You shall not pass!

  • (laughter)

  • I've come to Jose because I want

  • to have a super hero costume made for me.

  • I would like it to be sexy and appealing to women.

  • Feel free to get in there and examine.

  • What do you think?

  • - You definitely have small calves.

  • - What, small calves?

  • - Calves, yep.

  • - I think mine are bigger than yours.

  • (laughter)

  • - Okay, well, yes.

  • I'm imagining that with some actors

  • you enhance a certain region down south.

  • - Some you enhance, some you minimize.

  • - I would like that to be.

  • - Enhanced?

  • - Enhanced almost to the point

  • of the movie couldn't be released.

  • (laughter)

  • Maybe this isn't important because

  • I've always heard women do not care

  • at all about the size of that area.

  • It's completely irrelevant to their attraction to the man

  • and that's just a man's fixation but

  • women actually prefer a much smaller penis

  • is what I've often been told.

  • (laughter)

  • So, one area we haven't brought up is that I have no ass.

  • What I'm saying is that there's just nothing.

  • What are you doing, you think this is helping me?

  • Why does it always have to be ha ha, look at the freak?

  • (laughter)

  • What do we do to begin?

  • - Start with body scan and measurements.

  • (exciting music)

  • - And, this is for when I'm inevitably scared and defeated.

  • (exciting music)

  • (laughter)

  • (exciting music)

  • (laughter)

  • (exciting music)

  • (cheering crowd)

  • (exciting music)

  • (cheering crowd)

  • (exciting music)

  • (cheering crowd)

  • (exciting music)

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  • (exciting music)

  • (cheering crowd)

  • We have a great show tonight!

  • From the new movie Sausage Party, Nick Kroll is here!

  • The Green Arrow, The Flash and Supergirl!

  • Stephen Amell, Grant Gustin and Melissa Benoist are here.

  • Musical guest Weird Al Yankovich.

  • We'll be right back, Jimmy take it away.

  • (cheering crowd)

  • (exciting music)

- Right now, I'm standing in a particularly

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