Choose a career, choose a family

Choose a big television

You're the quiet, sensitive type

A little bit crazy, a little bit bad

Chosse washing machines, cars

compact disc players, and dental insurance

You...lied. On your application

Only to get my feet in the door !

What exactly attracts you to the leisure industry ?

In a word ! Pleasure !

Like...my pleasure, in other people's leisure

He's always been lacking in moral fiber

He knows a lot about Sean Connery !

That's hardly a substitute !

Do you see the beast...?

Have you got it in your sights...?

Clear enough, Ms. Moneypenny.

Choose sitting on that couch, watching mind numbing,

spirit-crushing game shows

Stuffing junk food into your mouth

Begbie is a psycho, man !

He's a mate...

So what can you do ?

What are you two talking about ?!

Football !!

What are you talking about ?

Shopping

What's on the menu this evening, sir ?

The dodgiest scam, in a lifetime of dodgy scams

Eh ?

Choose leisurewear and matching luggage

Choose good health, and a career

Choose your friends

Choose your future. Choose life !