and Megan Lee.

我是 Megan Lee

Boba tea.

波霸奶茶來囉

What's up guys, I'm Megan.

大家好，我是 Megan

- And I'm Chris.

我是 Chris

And we're gonna be trying out a lot of boba places today.

今天我們要試試幾間波霸奶茶店

So, we're gonna tell you guys which one is the best one.

再來，要告訴你們哪一間的最好喝

We specifically chose boba chains so that way

我們特別選了幾間連鎖店

most people would know about them

這樣的話大家會比較熟悉

and actually be able to go try them.

有比較有機會試試

- We're sacrificing our stomachs solely for boba.

今天我們真的是為了波霸而犧牲奉獻我們的肚子

- Yeah.

沒錯

- So we can tell you how we truly feel about them.

所以，可以告訴你我們感覺如何

- We're taking on this very difficult task for you.

是一項艱鉅的任務

- Yes.

真的

- Okay, so Megan, what should our rubric be?

那麼，Megan 我們的評估標準是什麼呢 ?

- Tea quality.

茶的品質

- Yes, tea quality.

沒錯

Tapioca game.

樹薯粉

- Tapioca, so important.

樹薯粉很重要

Three, sugar level.

第三，甜度

- Okay, so our first one is Ten Ren.

我們第一站來到 Ten Ren

- Are you ready?

準備好了嗎 ?

- I'm so ready.

好得不得了

- And we got our boba milk tea.

我們買到波霸奶茶了

Just plain.

完全原味

- Yeah. - Nothing added.

是的，沒添加有的沒的

- We're keeping it plain so that way

我們選擇原味

it stays consistent across everybody.

所以對每個人來說感覺會比較一致

No adjustments.

沒有任何的調整

Cheers.

乾杯 !

Tea quality, I'm gonna give a five.

茶的品質我給 5分

- I give a five out of five too.

我也給滿分

- You were also mentioning how you like the fact that

你剛剛也提到你喜歡他們

they were taking their time making the tea.

現點現做茶飲這一點

- You can just taste the tea.

你喝到真正的茶

- Yeah.

沒錯

- And the tapioca game?

樹薯粉呢 ?

- A five.

我給 5

I like it. - Really?

我喜歡；真的嗎 ?

- I like it.

真的

It's easier on the jaw.

不會咬到脫臼

Sugar level?

甜度呢 ?

I give it a four.

我給 4 分

I like sweet stuff but

我喜歡喝甜的，但是

I would cut it down a little bit.

扣了一點分

So, how was your first boba tasting experience,

那麼，今天第一個波霸的品嘗經驗覺得如何 ?

Chris Lam?

Chris Lam ?

- You were there!

妳不也一起嗎 ?

- Where are we going to now?

我們接下來要去哪 ?

- Lollicup.

Lollicup

- Lollicup.

Lollicup

- Cheers

乾杯

- It kinda tastes like chocolate.

喝起來怎麼像可可

Is it me?

是我自己的問題嗎 ?

- No, it does taste like chocolate.

不是，喝起來真的有巧克力的味道

- Tastes very powdery.

喝起來粉粉的

- Tea rating?

我的評分呢 ?

I'm gonna be really harsh and give a two.

很殘酷地我要給 2 分

- I was actually thinking the same thing.

我其實也這麼覺得

The boba is,

波霸咬起來

give it a three point five.

有 3 分

- But the texture and the give to it,

喝起來的感覺

it's how I like it.

我覺得不差

It's not too sweet but it's like a really weird sweet.

不會很死甜，但是甜得有點奇怪

So, that's why I'm giving it a two.

之所以，我才會給 2 分

- Yeah.

是的

- I don't even know how to rate the sweetness,

我甚至不知該如何評分甜度

'cause the tea is still throwing me off.

因為剛剛茶的感覺還在我肚子翻滾中

- How long does it take to steep Chinese tea?

這趟中國茶之旅來要多久 ?

- Oolong time.

嗚嗚，好長

- I get it.

我懂你的梗

Let's hope that Coco gives

希望 Coco

milk tea boba some redemption.

能給波霸奶茶界一道曙光

Fun side note,

順道一提

this is actually Brandon's favorite.

這是我們大頭 Brandon 的最愛

- If this is bad,

如果不好喝的話

it's your fault. - This is all on you Brandon.

就要怪你囉 ! 都會是你的錯喔

Oh, interesting, ohh.

喔，很奇妙

I kinda taste a little caramel.

有一點焦糖味

For the tea?

跟茶搭配起來的話呢

I give it a four.

我給 4 分

- Tapioca game?

珍珠呢 ?

I'm going to give it a three point 5.

我會給 3.5 分

- You'll see me struggling to get boba out.

你看到我用力地把波霸吸出來

There was like a clump of boba in there.

整坨珍珠結好結滿

- Actually, you're right.

你說的也對

It kind of ups the sweet a lot,

糖溶不勻，整個爆甜

so yeah I give it a three.

所以我給 3 分

- So Megan,

Megan

is the boba starting to weigh you down?

波霸開始讓妳無力了嗎 ?

- Weigh me down?

無力 ?

No, never!

才不會咧 !

How about you Chris?

那你呢 ?

How do you feel?

你覺得怎樣 ?

- It's weighing me down a little bit, to be honest.

真的有點累了，說實在的

We're going to Quickly's.

我們來到 Quickly (快可立)

They're probably like one of the most international places.

算是最國際化的一個地方

- Quickly's, let's do this.

敬 Quickly's 一杯

- Okay, kind of tastes like a worse version of Lollicup.

嚐起來比上不足，和 Lollicup 比下有餘

- I got no comment.

我都不想說話了

- I'm gonna give it a two.

我要給 2 分

- I also give it a two.

我也是

What is this?!

這什麼鬼 ?

- Shh!

小聲點

They're right there!

他們會聽到啦 !

Tapioca game?

珍珠呢 ?

I'm gonna give it a one.

我只給 1 分

It has like a really bad after taste.

真的有夠難吃

- To be honest, it doesn't even taste like tapioca.

講真的，這算哪門子的珍珠

I feel like I'm eating plastic.

我覺得這根本塑膠球吧

Sugar level, I give it a three.

甜度，我給 3 分

It's not too sweet.

不會太甜

- This is actually like around the level

這大概會是

that I actually like it.

我喜歡的甜度

With all of our criticism, this is good for 1.50.

就算被我們批評得一無是處，1.5 美金真的是一分錢一分貨

- I still choose Ten Ren.

我還是會選 Ten Ren

- We're down to our last one,

我們終於要到最後一站囉

and it's Sharetea.

Sharetea

- It all comes down to this last boba shop.

最後的終結者來囉

- The Final Showdown.

最後的關卡

- I'm starting to feel a little sleepy now.

我開始想睡了

- Me too.

我也是

I'm starting to get

我也快要

a 'boma'.

打波了

- I'm excited for this last place.

但我很期待最後一個

What is it called?

叫什麼 ?

- Sharetea.

Sharetea

- Sharetea.

Sharetea

Last one, last one. - Last one.

最後囉 ! 最後囉 !

- Make it count.

算好囉

Tea quality?

茶的話

I'm going to give it a five, actually.

我其實會給滿分

It feels even for me.

給得很公道

When I think of milk tea,

其實這和我想像中

this is actually the kind of flavor that I think of.

奶茶的味道是一樣的

Tapioca game?

珍珠呢 ?

It feels very undercooked.

有點過熟了

- It felt really dry in the inside.

裡面很乾

I see what you mean,

我懂你的意思

so, yeah, I give it a three.

所以我給 3 分

- I do get flavor from the tapioca itself, though.

雖然它的珍珠味道還不賴

- Five on the sugar level.

糖度我給 5 分

It's not too sweet,

不會太甜

not too little.

也不會不夠甜

- Yeah, I think Ten Ren is the winner.

是的，Ten Ren 是大贏家

- Yeah, so we figured it out.

我們搞懂了一件事

If you are trying boba for the first time,

如果你想試試波霸

and if you don't like it, don't write it off

然後你本來就不喜歡，就別浪費錢了

and think that you won't like

就告訴自己

any other boba ever again because

你不會喜歡上波霸的，因為

I think what both me and Megan learned today is that

就連我和 Megan 今天學到的教訓是

boba is a lot more diverse and different

波霸比我們原本所想的

than we thought it was.

真的是大千世界

- Thank you so much Chris, for having me today.

很感謝今天 Chris 帶我出來

Thank you so much for inviting,

很謝謝妳邀請我

you didn't invite me.

不對，妳沒邀請我

We just wanted to say that we feel really sick right now.

現在我們很想說的是，我們真的很不蘇胡

- I'm going to throw up.

我想吐

- We were joking back then,

別看我們有說有笑

but we actually sacrificed for you.

其實我們真的為你們犧牲很大

- Sacrificed our stomachs.

犧牲小肚，完成大肚

- You're welcome.

不客氣

You are very welcome.

你免客氣