Get a dictionary!

Get a dictionary!

Ah right, so, quick intro for y'all.

好的，先快速介紹一下

First off, I got rid of my microphone right now because I wanna take a survey.

首先，我現在沒戴麥克風是因為我想做個測試

I wanna see which one should I use.

我想知道我該用哪個麥克風

Should I use this mic, or the one I used last one?

我要用這支還是上次影片的那支？

I'm gonna do this 50 dumbest laws.

今天要來看的是 50 個最奇葩的法律條款

Now the 50 states – the dumbest laws in 50 states.

這 50 個州...... 最奇葩的 50 個州的法律條款

Why is that so hard?!

這也太饒口了吧？！

The last one, I don't think I did all 50 states.

我在上一支影片沒有做到完整 50 個州的

But this one, I have living proof, it's all 50 states!

但這支，我保證，50 個州全部都有

So if your state is called,

所以如果你聽到了自己的州

make sure you comment down below so you can confirm or deny these claims.

記得在底下留言，告訴我是不是真的有這些法律

Ah right.

好的

In Alabama, bear wrestling matches are prohibited.

在阿拉巴馬州，禁止舉行人熊摔角比賽

Are we still doing this?!

這現在還有？！

Who ...

誰！

wrestles ...

摔角！

bears?!

會想跟熊摔？！

You must have windshield wipers on your car.

車子一定要有雨刷

You may not have an ice-cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

任何時候都不能把甜筒放在你褲子的後口袋

Who is smuggling ice cream cones in Alabama?!

是誰在阿拉巴馬州走私甜筒阿？！

It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on the street for fear of spooking horses.

在路上，因為害怕而對受到驚嚇的馬開傘是一種攻擊行為

It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday!

在星期三日落後，在李郡販售花生是違法的

What are y'all doin' with peanuts?!

花生哪裡惹到你們啦？！

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death!

把鹽巴撒在鐵軌上將可能被判處死刑

Whoo –

哇......

Who thinks of going to a railroad track and saying,

誰會跑去鐵軌旁邊然後想說

"You know what? I need to put salt on this thing"?

「我覺得這裡需要灑點鹽巴？」

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind!

禁止將鼻屎彈到風裡！

Ah right, Alaska, here we go.

好了，阿拉斯加，我們來了

Moose may not be viewed from an airplane!

禁止在飛機上觀察麋鹿！

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane!

在移動的飛機上將活麋鹿推下去是一種攻擊行為

In Arizona, man, it is hot in Arizona.

在亞利桑那州，老天，亞利桑那超熱的

I'm getting hot even thinking about Arizona right now!

我就連現在想到亞利桑那州都覺得熱了

Hunting camels is prohibited?!

禁止狩獵駱駝？！

Y'all have camels?!

你們有駱駝？！

There is a possible 25 years of prison for cutting down a cactus.

砍仙人掌將可能被判處 25 年有期徒刑

When being attacked by a criminal or burglar,

被罪犯或是搶匪攻擊時

you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses!

你只能使用與對方相同的武器來保護自己！

It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water!

拒絕提供他人一杯水是違法的！

I'm tellin' you – I told you – cuz it's hot.

我跟你說......我跟你說......因為那裡真的太熱了

You may not have more than two dildos in a house!

禁止在一間房子裡藏超過兩個假陽具！

In Arkinsass, it's strictly prohibited to pronounce Arkansas incorrectly.

在阿肯色州，嚴格禁止念錯 Arkansas 的發音

The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street Bridge in Little Rock.

阿肯色河水位不得高於小岩城的大街橋

So you're gonna arrest the Arkansas River man?

所以你是打算要逮捕阿肯色河嗎？

The law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

法律規定，學校老師將頭髮剪短的話，將無法得到加薪

Lord, I thought they were talking about something else.

天啊，我覺得他們是在說別的事件

A man can legally beat his wife but not more than once a month.

丈夫可以合法毆打他的妻子，但是一個月不能超過一次

Oh my God!

我的天啊！

What kind of?!

這什麼鬼？！

Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

禁止將短吻鱷養在浴缸裡

California prison workers will no longer be allowed to have sex with inmates.

在加州監獄裡的工作人員不得與同居者發生性行為

[indistinct], so you're gonna lock them up again?!

[ Alonzo 誤會意思了]，所以你要把他們再關起來嗎？！

It's unlawful to let a dog pursue a bear or bobcat at any time.

在任何情況下放狗去追熊或山貓是違法的

Man, I wish my dog would.

天，我好希望我的狗有辦法追

Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.

要保證民眾能曬到太陽

Women may not drive in a house coat!

女人禁止穿睡裙開車！

My lawd, y'all are –

到底是想怎樣啦......

Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 –

動物禁止在公共場所交配，方圓 1500 ......

I'm sorry.

對不起

I'm just imagining an animal getting arrested.

我只是在想像動物被逮捕的樣子

Ah right, Cash, let me tell you something.

好了， Cash ，我跟你說

When we go to California to VidCon, you will not mate with anyone!

我們去加州參加美國網紅節的時候，你不可以跟任何狗交配！

Ah right?

聽懂了嗎？

I will not mate with any animals.

我絕對不會跟其他動物交配

But I will lick.

但我會舔牠們

Colorado.

科羅拉多州

Whoo!

嗚！

I'm glad we're in Colorado, man, because it is hot up in here.

我很開心我們在科羅拉多州，因為這裡有夠熱的

It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

在身體不適時騎馬是違法的

I did not know Colorado had horses to be honest.

說真的，我不知道科羅拉多有馬欸

Tags maybe ripped off of pillows and mattresses.

法律允許民眾撕掉枕頭和床墊上的標籤

Am I'm the only one that does not understand

是只有我一個人不懂

why they made it a law for us not to rip it off?

他們為什麼會設立一個法律禁止我們撕掉標籤嗎？

Thought I was gonna be arrested when I removed that thing from the pillow.

我本來還以為我要因為撕掉那個東西而被逮捕了

In Connecticut, you can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour?!

在康乃狄克州，如果你騎腳踏車時速超過 65 英里，警察可以合法將你攔下

How fast can you go on a bike?!

是誰腳踏車可以騎這麼快啦？！

In Delaware, one may not lay down on the beach at night

在德拉瓦州，禁止晚上躺在沙灘上

and persons may not change clothes in their car.

禁止在車上換衣服

I've done broke every rule in this book!

我真的已經違反了這本書裡的所有法律了！

In Florida, one may not commit any unnatural acts with another person.

在佛羅里達州，禁止對他人做出「不自然」的行為

I know a few convicts –

我覺得我認識幾個罪犯......

It is illegal to sell your children!

禁止販賣你的小孩！

You may not kiss your wife's breasts!

禁止親吻妻子的胸部！

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging?!

偷馬賊將被判處絞刑？！

Y'all didn't repeal that?!

你們還沒廢止絞刑嗎？！

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

與豪豬發生性行為是違法的

Oh, in Georgia, all sex toys are banned!

哇，在喬治亞州，所有情趣玩具都是被禁止的！

I repeat!

再重複一遍！

All sex toys are banned!

所有情趣玩具都是被禁止的！

Signs are required to be written in English

標誌必須以英文書寫

and no one may carry an ice cream cone in the back –

任何時候都不能把甜筒放在你褲子的後......

Didn't we just go through this?!

這我們剛剛不是有看到嗎？！

In Hawaii, coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.

在夏威夷，禁止將硬幣放在人的耳朵中

That was my first magic trick I ever learned!

這是我學到的第一個魔術欸！

My uncle would've got got!

天！我叔叔應該要被抓的！

In Idaho, it's illegal for –

在愛德荷州，禁止......

I know we're gonna read about potatoes.

我就知道我們要開始看一些很蠢的法律了

I just know it.

我就是知道

It's illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than 50 pounds.

一個男人送給他愛人一箱輕於 50 磅的糖果是違法的

If – I'm just gonna say this.

如果......這我一定要講

If you give me 50 pounds worth of chocolate,

如果你送我 50 磅的巧克力，

I am yours forever.

我願意永遠屬於你

It is against the law to have sex with a corpse in Illinois.

在伊利諾州，與屍體發生性行為是違法的

In Indiana, waitresses may not carry drinks into a restaurant or bar.

在印地安那州，女服務生不得攜帶飲料進入餐廳或酒吧

It's also illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.

男性在公共場所勃起也是違法的。

Man, I'm gonna start going to Indiana.

我真的要去一趟印地安那州

I'm gonna do some citizen's arrests.

我要去那邊逮捕一些市民了

In Iowa, one-armed piano players must perform for free.

在愛荷華州，單手鋼琴家必須免費演出

Y'all wrong as hell!

這太離譜了吧！

Kisses may last for no more than five minutes?!

不得接吻超過五分鐘？！

Man, if y'all kissing for more than five minutes,

拜託，如果你們接吻超過五分鐘，

y'all might as well just do the do.

你們真的可以直接上床了

If two trains meet on the same track,

如果兩輛火車在同一條軌道上相遇了，

Oh Lord, I feel –

老天，我覺得......

I had a flashback of me in high school.

我好像回到高中上課了

If two trains meet on the same track,

如果兩輛火車在同一條軌道上相遇了，

neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

兩輛火車都不得前進，直到其中一輛通過為止

And it is also illegal to spit on a sidewalk!

在人行道上吐痰是違法的！

Lawd, I woulda got 10 to 20 on that.

天，這我大概做了 10 幾 20 次吧

In Kentucky, dogs may not molest cars!

在肯塔基州，狗禁止對車發情！

One may not receive anal sex!

禁止被肛交！

What?!

什麼？！

In Louisiana, fake wrestling matches are prohibited.

在路易斯安那州，禁止舉行假摔角比賽

Y'all –

你這......

y'all just opened a whole can of whoop-ass!

你這是要狠狠懲罰那些混帳吧！

In Maine, you may not step out of a plane in flight!

在緬因州，禁止在飛機飛行過程中跳下飛機

Y'all should get arrested for that, dumbass!

這真的活該被逮捕，笨蛋！

In Maryland, it is illegal to take a lion to the movies!

在馬里蘭州，禁止帶獅子去看電影

In Massachusetts, snoring is prohibited

在麻薩諸塞州，禁止打呼，

unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.

除非確保房間內所有窗戶都關上並鎖著

In Michigan, it is legal for robber to file a lawsuit if he or she got hurt in your house.

在密西根州，搶匪如果在你家受傷了，可以合法提告屋主

In Minnesota, it is illegal to sleep naked.

在明尼蘇達州，裸睡是違法的

A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.

禁止把鴨子頂在頭上越過州界

Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.

市民不得把雞頂在頭上進入威斯康辛州

What kind of animal –

到底什麼動物......

Why do y'all have animals on your head in the first place?

為什麼你們都要把動物頂在頭上啦？

In Mississippi, it is illegal to teach others what polygamy is.

在密西西比州，告訴別人什麼是一夫多妻是違法的

I don't – I don't know what that means.

我不......我真的不知道一夫多妻是什麼意思

In Missouri, frightening a baby is in violation of the law.

在密蘇里州，嚇嬰兒是違反法律的

In Montana, hard objects may not be thrown by hand!

在蒙大拿州，禁止用手丟堅硬物品

And worrying squirrels will not be tolerated!

讓人有疑慮的松鼠是不能被容忍的！

In Nebraska, it's illegal to fly a plane while drunk.

在內布拉斯加州，禁止在喝醉時駕駛飛機

I know a few pilots –

我知道有些機長......

If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.

如果有小孩在做禮拜時打嗝，他的父母可能會被逮捕

Man, y'all better arrest that child!

拜託，你們應該要逮捕那些小孩吧！

That's not our fault!

這又不是我們大人的錯！

And in Nebraska, doughnut holes may not be sold.

在內布拉斯加州，禁止販售甜甜圈球

What did doughnut holes do to y'all?!

甜甜圈球哪裡惹到你們了？！

Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 –

從早上 7 點開始，理髮師禁止吃洋蔥......

I can just imagine.

這我超級有畫面

Do I smell onion, man?

我聞到的是洋蔥的味道嗎？

Man, y'all, that's illegal over here!

嘿，吃洋蔥在這裡是違法的喔！

If I smell onion on his breath, I'm going home!

如果我從他的口氣中聞到洋蔥味，我絕對立馬回家！

In Nevada, it is illegal to drive a camel on the highway

在內華達州，在高速公路上騎駱駝是違法的

and it's still legal to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.

如果有人在你的土地上射殺你的狗，將他絞死仍然是合法的

Hang?!

絞死？！

In New Hampshire you may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or café.

在新罕布什爾州，禁止在酒館、餐廳或是咖啡廳內，踏腳、點頭或以任何形式跟著音樂打節奏

Man.

天

And in White Mountain National, if a person is caught raking the beaches,

在白山國家森林公園，如果有人被抓到在耙沙灘、

picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit,

撿垃圾、拖走垃圾、設置長椅或是在為公園進行其他任何未經過允許的維護

he or she may be fined $150 for maintaining the national forest without a permit.

他將會因為未經過允許，擅自維護國家森林而被罰款 150 元美金

I'm telling y'all, y'all are wrong!

我跟你們說，你們這樣完全不對！

These people are trying to clean up the environment!

這些人是在幫忙整理環境欸！

In New Jersey, drivers must warn those who they pass on highways before they do so

在新西澤洲，司機必須提前警告那些準備要橫跨高速公路的人

and you cannot pump your own gas!

而且禁止自行加油！

It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season!

男人在釣魚季節編織衣物是違法的！

I can't knit a sweater for my nephew?!

我想幫我外甥織一件毛衣都不行嗎？！

[indistinct]

[不知所云]

In New Mexico, nudity is allowed provided that male genitals are covered.

在新墨西哥州，只要男性生殖器官有被遮蓋，裸體雕像是可以合法展示的

Idiots may not vote.

笨蛋不得投票

Women may walk in public topless provided they have their nipples covered.

只要乳頭有被遮蓋，女性可以不穿上衣在公共場合行走

Man, we can't show balls or nipples?!

拜託，我們都不能露點鳥或乳頭了嗎？！

Man, y'all – y'all need to have some fun.

聽我說，你們的生活中真的需要一點樂趣

In New York, adultery is still a crime.

在紐約，通姦依然是一條罪行

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

因為好玩用球丟別人的頭是違法的

And the penalty for jumping off a building is death!

跳樓將被處以死刑！

So you're gonna kill me twice!

所以你要我死兩次嗎！

And while riding in an elevator,

在搭乘電梯時，

one must talk to no one and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

禁止進行交談，並且在看著電梯門時要保持雙手交疊

Ah right.

好

Follow me in North Carolina.

我們一起來看北卡羅萊納州吧

I cannot wait to debunk some of these rules.

我真的等不及要來揭露其中一些法律了

Over here, it is a felony to steal more than $1,000 of grease.

這個，偷竊價值超過 1000 元美金的油脂是重罪

I can't –

我不能......

I can't confirm or deny that

我真的不能同意或否定這個

because $1,000 grease is the last thing on my mind!

因為我真的不在乎價值 1000 元美金的油脂

The mere possession of a lottery ticket

擁有任何一點樂透彩券

is illegal in North Carolina and may result in a $2,000 fine.

在北卡羅萊納州都是違法的，並且將處以 2000 元美金的罰款

Y'all, I have plenty of lottery tickets.

說真的，我有超多樂透彩券

I gotta get out of here.

我最好先閃人了

It's against the law to sing off key!

唱歌走音是違反法律的！

Y'all!

天啊！

Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields!

禁止使用大象犁棉花田！

One thing we don't have is elephants!

我們國家沒有的一個東西，就是大象！

It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.

在墓地發生性行為是違法的

Oh.

噢

I have five people on deck.

我這份名單上有五個人

If there was a reward for 'em, I would turn them in like that.

如果有獎賞，我絕對會立馬去告發他們

Bingo games may not last over five hours –

賓果遊戲不得進行超過五小時......

Y'all!

什麼！

– unless it is held at a fair.

除非是在展覽會上進行的

My mom is getting arrested!

我媽要被逮捕了！

Mom, how long do you be playing bingo?

媽，你玩賓果都玩多久啊？

- I stay up two to two.

- 我都從下午 2 點玩到凌晨 2 點

- Two to two.

- 下午 2 點到凌晨 2 點

In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk.

在俄亥俄州，讓魚喝醉是違法的

I done heard it all!

我真的快受不了了！

In Oklahoma, one may not promote a horse tripping event.

在奧克拉荷馬州，禁止宣傳套馬活動

We trippin' horses now?!

現在還有人在玩套馬嗎？！

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

在靴子里藏動物的後腿是違法的

And people who make ugly faces at dogs may be fined in Georgia.

在喬治亞州，對狗做鬼臉將會被處以罰款

In Oregon, one may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on the highway.

在俄勒岡州，禁止在高速公路上駕駛時，測試自己的身體耐力

Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car!

禁止讓嬰兒在車子踏板上乘車！

Y'all – y'all are just –

你們......你們真的是......

Are y'all bored or something?

你們是太無聊還是怎樣？

It is illegal to whisper dirty things in your lover's ear during sex!

在性行為過程中，在愛人耳邊悄悄說穢語是違法的

Ice-cream may not be eaten on Sundays!

禁止在星期天吃冰淇淋！

In Pennsylvania, you may not catch your fish by any body part except the mouth!

在賓夕凡尼亞州，禁止使用除了嘴以外的任何身體部位捕魚

You want me to catch a fish by the mouth?!

你要我用嘴巴抓魚？！

In Rhode Island, no one may bite off another's leg!

在羅得島州，禁止將他人的腿咬下來！

It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley.

把醃菜汁丟在手推車上是一種攻擊行為

In South Carolina, no work may be done on Sunday.

在南卡羅萊納州，星期天不得進行任何工作

Hallelujah!

哈雷路亞！

Horses may not be kept in bathtubs,

禁止將馬養在浴缸裡，

and a railroad may not remove itself from a town of more than 500 people.

鐵路不得擅自將自己搬離超過 500 人的城鎮

Railroads are walking away now?!

鐵路現在都會自己走路了嗎？！