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You're finally meeting his family of eight
over a home-cooked meal big enough for 30...
when you need to bake a kiester casserole.
*stomach grumbles*
*silverware falling*
Hi, uh. Where is the restroom?
Uh, it's right behind you.
Right behind me? Oh...
That is convenient.
Now, what do you do?
He's really hot.
Most of the time I get real big troll.
I need you, help me out.
*aerosol spaying*
*stomach growling and toots*
Oh my gosh.
What did I do?
What did I eat?
Oh no!
After you answer Mother Nature's booty call,
you fill the air with synthetic citrus,
hoping the scent of last night's burrito
won't follow you back to the table.
Ooouugh, that was a bad choice.
They're going to know my secrets.
And they're gonna hate me. And I'm never gonna find love.
Maybe more, maybe more, oh maybe more.
Oh come on. Come on.
And everyone's going to be married with kids
And I'm going to be a lone lady with cats.
*toilet flushing, coughing*
Smells like, diaper gravy!—Smells like uh,
It's got some fruit notes. Is, is it shitrus?
I can taste it!
It's atomic!
It's, it's stinging—We need to go!—It's stinging. I can, I can...
It's burning.—I can see it!
My eyes. It's in my eyes.
She ruined my dinner!
*crickets chirping*
*girl makes ring noises*
Oh, this is really important. I better take this.
You tuck turtle head back in its shell
and toot, scoot and boogie to the backyard.
You pop a squat and push it. P-p-push it real good.
And just when you think
you've gotten away with your rectal ruse...
Please… please.
I, I won't tell if you don't tell.
No deal!
Why can't you be a nice grandma
that bakes pies and knits sweaters.
*spritz, spritz, spritz*
Please, excuse me.
Before you pass the chocolate delights,
you spritz the bowl with Poo~Pourri.
*toot, sigh*
Mmm, yeah.
That was a good one,
but it smells good too.
You did so good.
I just pooped and it smells fabulous. Yeah!
Bring it down. Bring it down. Down town. I did, right?!
Yeah. Yeah!
*toilet flushing*
All they'll be able to smell is an
appetizing blend of natural essential oils.
Oh, that's heavenly.
I don't remember putting a
lemon meringue pie in the oven.
Whatever that smell is I want to eat it,
right now, with my mouth.
It smells like sunshine!
And fruit loops!
Very nice blend.—Marry this one man.
I mean, she poops pies.
Am i right? —Just like me.—Just like you!
Winner winner, burrito dinner.
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尷尬了,在男友家聚餐時如何優雅地解放? (How to Poop at a Party - PooPourri.com)

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April Lu 發佈於 2018 年 8 月 22 日    April Lu 翻譯    Evangeline 審核


尷尬了,不知道大家是否有遇過到別人家作客,但肚子卻突然劇烈疼痛讓你必須跑廁所的窘境? 小 V 就常遇到這種尷尬的場面,讓我們一起來看看到底遇到這情況時,應該要採取什麼應變措施。

1casserole 0:08
casserole 是「砂鍋燉菜;砂鍋,煲湯鍋」的意思,詞性為名詞。casserole 其實就是美國的家常菜,每個家庭的砂鍋燉菜都各有風格。常見的就是 chicken casserole 「砂鍋雞」;而另一種常聽到的 shepard’s pie 「牧羊人派」,也是 casserole 的一種。
My favorite dish to eat on a cold day is chicken casserole.

troll 是一個名詞,本片中譯為「怪胎」,而在北歐的傳說裡解釋為「山精,巨人,侏儒」。電影《魔法精靈》的英文就是 Trolls;另外,這個字還有一個特別的用法是 internet trolls,意思就是愛在網路上搗亂或留下負面言論的「網路酸民」。
My little sister still believes that trolls do exist.

HISHE - 蝙蝠俠大戰超人 (How Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Should Have Ended)

sythetic 的意思是「合成的;人造的」,是一個形容詞,常見的用法就是「人造纖維」sythetic fibers。這邊補充一個相似字,artificial 「人造的;仿造的」,像是「人工香料」就是 artificial flavors
Donna bought a pair of synthetic leather pants that looked nothing like real leather.
Donna 買了一件用人工皮革做的皮褲,看起來假假的。

【長知識】化妝品對身體好嗎? (Is Makeup Bad For You?)

4spritz 2:57
spritz 是一個動詞,有「噴;噴灑」的意思;補充一個常見的相似字, spray 「噴灑」。兩個字雖然相似,但仍有些微的差異,spray 所噴出的粒子較細小,通常是指「噴霧」;而 spritz 所噴出的水珠較大,像是噴灑水。
Make sure to spritz the plants with water every day.

scoot 是一個動詞,有兩個意思,本片的用法是「疾走;飛奔」,而另一個用法就是
當我們坐在長椅上要往旁邊「滑動」就可以說 scoot over
I’ll have to scoot or I’ll miss my train.


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