or is this a different kind of party?

還是說這是那種怪怪的派對?

(Tracer hides naughty toys)

肅靜!駭影!

(Vibrator)

你的枷鎖是我設計的! 在我同意放妳走前妳別想離開這裡!!

Silence, Sombra! I designed those

快給我自首吧!!!

restraints, and you're not leaving until I say so!

今天早上我就幹了一堆壞事了

Now admit what you did!

你要問就得問得明確點

I've done a lot of bad things today and it's not even lunchtime yet.

就是你在網路上散播我們的丟臉秘密對吧?

So you're gonna have to be more specific.

史稱"智械解密"!

You're the one who leaked all our embarrassing secrets!

"智械解密"?

The OmniLeaks!

"智械解密"!!

The Omni.. Leaks...?

你叫得好像我懂那是啥鬼一樣...

The OmniLeaks!

"智械解密"大概就是

You keep saying it like I know what that is.

洩漏說"慈悲偷偷暗戀源式，都只會幫助他"

The OmniLeaks.

我...才沒.....嘿!!!

Like how everyone knows Mercy only helped Genji

所以慈悲才給源式裝了"超殺的屁屁"~

because she has a huge crush on him?

我的屁屁是個殺手?

I... wha... Hey!!

你做了什麼!!!

That's why she gave him a killer butt!

還敢說呢路西歐!

My butt.. is a killer?

你還不是未經同意就把別人的聲音當成混音素材

(That ass)

哼!我才沒有哩!

What did you do?!

"♪什麼?什麼?什麼? 我的屁屁是殺手?♪什麼..."

Shut up, Lúcio. You're the one who's been recording people

我可以走了嗎?

for his music without their permission!

在你認罪前不許走!

Psshh!! No I don't!

00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:23,180

(Genji's mixtape)

00:01:23,180 --> 00:01:26,720 嗯?所以你也有不可告人的秘密囉?

(Genji used cut)

怎麼可能會有!

Can I go now?

死神其實很怕冷氣機~

Not until you confess!

什麼?我才不怕呢!!!

So...

是真的喔~他怕自己幽影型態會被冷氣吸走~ 搞得自己像某種神燈精靈一樣~

you have an embarrassing secret too?

額等等...這梗不好笑...

Of course not!

搞得自己像被魔鬼剋星裡的捉鬼陷阱抓到一樣~

Reaper's afraid of air-conditioning!

再讓我試一次

What?!

搞得自己像吸塵器裡的屁一樣~

No, I'm not!

唉算了我放棄...

Yeah, he is! He's scared if he turns into mist

看來閃光會偷偷利用時空加速直接跳過情侶爭吵喔~

he'll get sucked away like some kind of angry genie!

哼哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~!!

No. Wait. I can do better.

你看有台冷氣耶~

Like a gho-o-o-ost!

哪裡???

In one of those GhostBuster traps and--

哈!

Lemme try again.

如果我現在切腹的話

Like a fart in a vacuum cleaner!

就能夠為這殺手屁屁贖罪了

Eh, forget it.

閃光!你不應該那麼自私的使用自己的能力!

Well, Tracer apparently abuses her chronal accelerator to get out of arguments with her girlfriend!

喔?是嗎?

Hey, look! An air-conditioner!

你自己不也養了一堆非法基因改造活香蕉嗎?

WHERE?!

額那是...

Perhaps if I commit seppuku to my butt

為了科學研究!

I can restore honor.

我怎麼感覺是為了午餐?

Genji is extra thicc

把拔~你不會把我們吃掉吧?

Tracer! You shouldn't be using your

不不怎麼會呢?

abilities so selfishly!

乖乖~回三明治里別亂跑喔~

Oh yeah? Well, you're the one growing secret, illegal,

好的~愛你喔把拔~

genetically modified bananas.

你這大逆不道的屁屁竟敢!?

It's uh...

"慈悲xxx的財產"

a science experiment!

難吃 真是浪費時間的研究

Sounds like lunch.

起碼我沒浪費時間在什麼迪士尼樂園上 還拿個迪士尼護照什麼鬼的

You're not gonna...

那又怎麼樣?我就迪士尼的大粉絲(fan)阿~

eat us... are you Papa?

小心!死神!這裡有台大電扇(fan)~

No no no! Just get back in the sandwich

...你也怕電扇對吧?*捏捏*

with the rest.

沒錯.....

Okay. I love you, Papa!

我還真希望解密什麼的是我搞的 因為這實在是太搞笑了XDDDD

CURSE YOU, TREACHEROUS BUTT!!

唉~真是夠了...放她走吧

How the hell did the tattoo get there

好吧~溫斯頓~這東西的密碼是什麼?

Well, this was a waste of time.

喔!就打"密碼"!

At least I don't waste all my time going to Disneyland

殺小??

with my Disney Passport!

ㄇ一ˋ ㄇㄚˇ "密碼" 我所有電子設備跟電腦的密碼都是這個啦

Easter eggs: Goat from Gravity Falls, Gremlin Dva, Zarya is Snow white, Micky, Heavy stealing that guys sandvich in a bear costume

所以誰都可以登入你的電腦把我們的祕密洩漏出去?

So what? I am just big fan!

前提是要有密碼啊

Oh, look out Reaper! It's a big fan!

.....

You scared of those too?

我要把牠給宰了

Zarya's boobs are horns

駭影把我們反鎖在房間了!

Yes...

喔不...我們跟我的殺手屁屁共處一室!

This is why I like sombra

拜託誰來開門啊!

I wish this was all my fault! Because this is so funny!

已經上鎖了!

I NEED HEALING

怎麼不試試"密碼"勒?

Forget this... let her go.

我可以把牠宰了嗎? 真的很想掛了牠耶!

Fine... Winston? What's the password for this thing?

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!

Oh, it's "Password."

*尖叫*

Winston is not a scientist because of this

"呀哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!"

WHAT?!?!?

呵哈哈哈哈哈...

Pass. Word.

喝啊啊啊! 毀滅拳王屌到沒法讓這影片就這樣結束啦!!!

The same I use on every electronic device and computer I own!

流星墜!!!!

So anyone could have just logged onto your computer and leaked our secrets?

FALCON PUNCH!!!

Well, not without the password.

快訂閱閱閱閱~~~~!!!!!

I'm gonna kill him.

PO PO PO PO PO POW POW POWER!!!

Reaper actually has a chance because of his new buff

Sombra has trapped us in the room!

Oh no! We're trapped! WITH MY KILLER BUTT!!

Somebody open the door!

It's locked!

Have you tried "Password?"

Can I kill him now?! I'd REALLY like to kill him!!

Reaper is dead , he'll be fine

Everyone screams like a bitch

The tattoo changed and how does a butt scream