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  • Hi, I'm Nick Cage

    嗨 我是凱吉

  • And this is Game In 60 Seconds.

    歡迎收看60秒遊戲簡評

  • Today's game is Destiny.

    今天要說的是"天命"

  • OK, let's ride.

    OK 我們出發吧

  • Before you play

    開始玩之前

  • you have to choose between 3 classes

    你必須先三種職業選一

  • 3 races

    三個種族選一

  • and way to few hairstyles.

    然後挑個沒啥好選的髮型

  • I called Bungie and made up my own class

    我想請Bungie讓我自創個職業

  • 'Nouveau Shaman'

    "非主流薩滿"

  • He's me with flaming hair and sunglasses

    大概就是有著燃燒頭毛跟超帥墨鏡的我

  • Cos that's cool

    因為這樣超酷的!

  • He's got a sweet super

    牠的絕招超讚

  • Which is charged all the time

    而且隨時都可以放

  • It's called the Nick Cage stare

    叫做"凱吉瞪你"

  • And it goes a little something like this

    看起來像這樣

  • Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

    咻~ 咻咻咻~ 咻咻咻~

  • Everyone else seems to think the goal of the game is to dance

    好像這是音樂跳舞類遊戲一樣

  • Everytime I go to the tower who return my bounty

    每次我回守護者之塔要回報任務時

  • It's like walking through a FREKKIN' RAVE

    就像路過一場電音趴一樣

  • So far, the most challenging thing in Destiny

    就目前來說這遊戲最具挑戰性的東西是

  • Is The Vault of Glass

    "Vault of Glass"這副本

  • Not because of the enemies

    不是難在敵人強度

  • But because getting 6 friends to coordinate schedules

    而是難在要找6個好碰友約戰

  • IS IMPOSSIBLE

    根本不可能啦!!

  • I have yet to finish because Gary Busey

    我還沒完成是因為蓋瑞·布希

  • insists on carrying the Relic

    堅持要CARRY我們過遺跡

  • and that f***er

    然後那小王八蛋

  • can't go 10 minutes without making a SNACK RUN

    玩不到10分鐘就給我跑去吃點心

  • leaving the rest of us as blind cannon fodder

    留我們下來被當靶打

  • While we listen to him sucking down baby back ribs

    還開麥讓我們聽他吃小排骨

  • 00:00:39,521 --> 00:00:40,700 I NEED THAT MYTHOCLAST BUSEY

    00:00:39,521 --> 00:00:40,700 我想要"神話破除者"啦 布希!

  • I NEED IT

    別鬧啦!!!!

  • Just give me a damn minute Cage!

    等我一下是會死喔凱吉!

  • These ribs are so savoury

    這排骨超好吃的

  • The Dark Below Expansion is so weak

    DLC "黑暗深淵"有夠廢

  • This is just a new coat of paint

    就只是給一些老裝備新塗裝而已

  • Over the SAME DAMN THING

    Bungie 跟Activision

  • Bungie and Activision

    吃我的黑暗巨屌啦!

  • Can DARK BLOW ME

    玩到最後

  • In the end

    我最喜歡玩的是守護者之塔上的風扇

  • My favourite activity is the fan in the Tower

    我超愛按那個風扇

  • I love pushing that button

    讓那些跳壞的北七們飛起來!

  • And watching those dancing f***s fly!

    再跳啊!

  • Dance now!

    來打我啊!

  • Try me!

    你辦不到啦

  • You can't.

    是吧?

  • Can you?

    總之 我給天命 3個惡靈戰警分

  • Overall I give Destiny 3 our of 5 Ghost Riders

    再加一個邪惡"凱吉瞪你"分

  • And one evil Nick Cage stare

Hi, I'm Nick Cage

嗨 我是凱吉

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