字幕列表 影片播放 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 Hi, I'm Nick Cage 嗨 我是凱吉 And this is Game In 60 Seconds. 歡迎收看60秒遊戲簡評 Today's game is Destiny. 今天要說的是"天命" OK, let's ride. OK 我們出發吧 Before you play 開始玩之前 you have to choose between 3 classes 你必須先三種職業選一 3 races 三個種族選一 and way to few hairstyles. 然後挑個沒啥好選的髮型 I called Bungie and made up my own class 我想請Bungie讓我自創個職業 'Nouveau Shaman' "非主流薩滿" He's me with flaming hair and sunglasses 大概就是有著燃燒頭毛跟超帥墨鏡的我 Cos that's cool 因為這樣超酷的! He's got a sweet super 牠的絕招超讚 Which is charged all the time 而且隨時都可以放 It's called the Nick Cage stare 叫做"凱吉瞪你" And it goes a little something like this 看起來像這樣 Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew 咻~ 咻咻咻~ 咻咻咻~ Everyone else seems to think the goal of the game is to dance 好像這是音樂跳舞類遊戲一樣 Everytime I go to the tower who return my bounty 每次我回守護者之塔要回報任務時 It's like walking through a FREKKIN' RAVE 就像路過一場電音趴一樣 So far, the most challenging thing in Destiny 就目前來說這遊戲最具挑戰性的東西是 Is The Vault of Glass "Vault of Glass"這副本 Not because of the enemies 不是難在敵人強度 But because getting 6 friends to coordinate schedules 而是難在要找6個好碰友約戰 IS IMPOSSIBLE 根本不可能啦!! I have yet to finish because Gary Busey 我還沒完成是因為蓋瑞·布希 insists on carrying the Relic 堅持要CARRY我們過遺跡 and that f***er 然後那小王八蛋 can't go 10 minutes without making a SNACK RUN 玩不到10分鐘就給我跑去吃點心 leaving the rest of us as blind cannon fodder 留我們下來被當靶打 While we listen to him sucking down baby back ribs 還開麥讓我們聽他吃小排骨 00:00:39,521 --> 00:00:40,700 I NEED THAT MYTHOCLAST BUSEY 00:00:39,521 --> 00:00:40,700 我想要"神話破除者"啦 布希! I NEED IT 別鬧啦!!!! Just give me a damn minute Cage! 等我一下是會死喔凱吉! These ribs are so savoury 這排骨超好吃的 The Dark Below Expansion is so weak DLC "黑暗深淵"有夠廢 This is just a new coat of paint 就只是給一些老裝備新塗裝而已 Over the SAME DAMN THING Bungie 跟Activision Bungie and Activision 吃我的黑暗巨屌啦! Can DARK BLOW ME 玩到最後 In the end 我最喜歡玩的是守護者之塔上的風扇 My favourite activity is the fan in the Tower 我超愛按那個風扇 I love pushing that button 讓那些跳壞的北七們飛起來! And watching those dancing f***s fly! 再跳啊! Dance now! 來打我啊! Try me! 你辦不到啦 You can't. 是吧? Can you? 總之 我給天命 3個惡靈戰警分 Overall I give Destiny 3 our of 5 Ghost Riders 再加一個邪惡"凱吉瞪你"分 And one evil Nick Cage stare
B2 中高級 中文 英國腔 天命 排骨 布希 風扇 守護 遊戲 遊戲在60秒。命運 (Game In 60 Seconds: Destiny) 293 7 顏 寬 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字