them around to see the houses of the most famous celebrities.

到處遊覽巨星們的家

I got thinking there's no tour for the stars to take until now.

但我開始在想，到現在都沒有專門載巨星們的觀光車

That's why I created James Corden star star tour, the star

所以我才創造了詹姆斯科登「巨星的」巨星觀光車

tour that takes the stars on the tour.

專門為明星們打造的明星觀光行程

I've invested a whole lot of money into this, most of mine

為了這台遊覽車，我已經投資了很多自己的錢

And actually a large chunk of "the late late show's” budget.

連一大部分的「科登深夜秀」預算都砸下去了

So I really need some stars to turn up.

所以最好真的有明星來捧場

(Laughter) Hey, Reg, did you see any stars down there?

(笑聲) 嘿，瑞吉，樓下有明星來了嗎？

>> Reggie: No.

>> 瑞吉：沒有耶

Okay.

好吧

Well, let's just sit and hope.

那我們只好坐等他們來了

Fingers crossed.

老天保佑

[Cheers and applause] Hi, James.

[歡呼加尖叫] 嗨，詹姆斯

How are you doing?

最近還好嗎？

- I'm...Tom Hiddleston - James: I know who you are, sorry,

- 我是⋯湯姆希德斯頓 - 我知道你是誰

I just got lost in your eyes.

我只是被你的電眼迷住了

- There you are, Tom Hiddleston! - Thanks.

- 你的名牌，湯姆 - 謝啦

Is this the right place for the tour?

請問這裡是觀光團嗎？

OMG! Yes!

噢天哪！對！

Thank you for coming!

謝謝你來！

[Cheers and applause] Hey! What's your name?

[掌聲加尖叫] 嘿！你叫什麼名字？

Chris.

克里斯

Chris, you're going to have to be a lot more specific.

克里斯喔⋯是哪一個？你可能要再講清楚一點

- Is it... Chris Hemsworth? Chris Pine? -Chris Pratt

- 是⋯克里斯漢斯沃？克里斯潘恩？ - 克里斯普瑞特

Pratt.

普瑞特

There you are! Oh! Star Lord!

找到了！噢，是星爵啊！

Thank you.

謝謝

Wow! I mean, that's like pretty and true.

哇！這胸肌真不是蓋的

I'm Benedict Cumberbatch.

我是班尼迪克康伯拜區

Yes! The hardest name to pronounce in the Marvel Universe.

我知道！漫威宇宙裡最難唸的名字

Check-in for Pom Klementieff?

我要報到，龐克萊門捷夫？

Scratch that.

我收回剛剛那句話

Hi! Zoe Saldana?

嗨！我是柔伊莎達娜

James Corden. How are you? How nice to see you!

詹姆斯柯登。你好，高興見到妳！

Welcome to the tour! Winston Duke.

歡迎參加觀光團！你是溫斯頓杜克

Sebastian Stan. Bucky Barnes.

賽巴斯丁斯坦，飾演巴奇

Letitia.

萊提蒂婭

This is more stars than I could have dreamt of.

來的明星比我想像中的還要多耶！

Don Cheadle, the War machine.

飾演戰爭機器的唐其鐸

There he is! It's Falcon himself!

是獵鷹本人耶！你也來了！

Please stay seated at all times.

各位，請全程都坐好坐滿

Thank you.

謝謝配合

Always the bad guy.

永遠都演反派

Is this on? Is this on?

聽得到嗎？喂喂喂？

Hello, good morning and welcome to James Corden's star tour, the

哈囉各位早安！歡迎來到詹姆斯柯登的明星觀光車，專門帶明星

tour that takes the stars on tour.

遊覽明星景點的觀光車

[Cheering] I should say the flash

[歡呼] 在此聲明，開閃光拍照

photography is allowed, just please make sure you tag me if

是可以的，但是要記得在照片裡標記我

all the photos.

每張都要喔！

Okay, thank you.

好的，謝謝大家

Weapons prohibited on the bus, including firearms, mace, war

不能帶上遊覽車的武器包括：槍枝、狼牙棒、錘子

hammers, vibranium, and Infinity Gauntlet.

汎合金，還有無限手套

Has everybody got sunscreen on?

有人有帶防曬乳嗎？

Has everybody applied sunscreen?

有人事先擦防曬乳了嗎？

Now, I did my face.

就是呢，我有擦臉

But, Benedict, I haven't done my legs.

但是，班尼迪克，我的腿還沒擦防曬

So if you could get in here, that would be wonderful, and, Chris, if you could take

所以如果你能幫我個忙就太棒了，還有克里斯，你可以幫我

This leg, that would be wonderful.

擦這隻腳，太棒了

And don't be shy. Just really get in there.

別客氣，盡情噴防曬吧！

Really rub it in.

噴，都噴

This is a great time.

真是美好的一天

One magic moment on the bus!

遊覽車上美妙的一刻啊！

You see here, this is a coffee bean.

你們看那裡！這裡是香啡繽

It's a coffee shop.

是連鎖的咖啡廳

That is where, when you shout out of a room, can someone get

它就是，只要你從房間裡大吼：誰能幫我買

me a coffee?

杯咖啡啊？

Someone will run down to a shop very similar to that and wait in

就會有人手刀衝到這種咖啡廳，開始排隊

line and bring you back the coffee.

然後幫你帶一杯咖啡

That's where that happens, exactly.

在這裡就會發生這種事，別懷疑

Oh, no, it's absolutely incredible.

真是太不可思議了，是吧！

Ladies and gentlemen, Reggie Watts.

各位先生女士，瑞吉華茲

♪ B-BOX ♪

♪ 節奏口技 ♪

♪ NAH, NAH ♪

♪ 吶，吶 ♪ [跟著唱]

♪ NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH ♪ ♪ , OH, WHOA, WHOA ♪

♪ 吶 x6 ♪ ♪ 吶 x6 ♪ -[很 man 地嘶吼] ♪ 喔嗚喔，喔♪

♪ WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP ♪ ♪ I LIKE OUTER SPACE ♪

♪ 喔嗚喔，喔♪ ♪ 我喜歡在太空 ♪

♪ I LIKE OUTER SPACE ♪ ♪ LOOKING AT ANY RACES ♪

♪ 我喜歡在太空 ♪ ♪ 遠望各種種族♪

♪ [INAUDIBLE] ENERGY WEAPONS ♪ ♪ [INAUDIBLE] ENERGY WEAPONS ♪

♪ [無法辨識]... 動能武器 ♪ ♪ [亂唱]... 動能武器 ♪

♪ IF SOMEBODY ATTACKS ME ♪ ♪ IF SOMEBODY ATTACKS ME ♪

♪ 有人攻擊我時 ♪ ♪ 有人攻擊我時 ♪

♪ I HAVE THE SKILL TO DEFEND MYSELF ♪

♪ 我會保護自己 ♪

♪ I HAVE THE SKILL TO DEFEND MYSELF ♪

♪ 我會保護自己 ♪

♪ AND IF SOMEBODY DOUBTS ME ♪ ♪ AND IF SOMEBODY DOUBTS ME ♪

♪ 如果有人質疑我 ♪ ♪ 如果有人質疑我 ♪

WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD FOR THEM BECAUSE THEY GONNA DIIIIIIE!

噢，真可惜，因為他們就死定——了

( APPLAUSE ) This is actually

[掌聲] 這裡其實是

Barbra Streisand's holiday home.

芭芭拉史翠珊的假日別墅

She designed it herself.

她自己設計的

Yeah.

對

I don't know that that's true.

這聽起來有點假

Now, if you look here, these people are waiting

現在看這邊！這些人在排隊進場

in line for a brunch.

他們在等早午餐

If we could slow down.

請司機開慢一點點

Everybody look.

大家快看

They're all waiting in line for a brunch there!

他們在排隊進早午餐店

When you said waiting in line, what does that mean?

你說排隊進場是什麼意思？

If you don't go

如果你不走後門

through the kitchen, there might be people --

就會有一些人會在前門⋯

It's like a red carpet, It's like a red carpet.

就像紅地毯那樣，走紅地毯

It's like a red carpet. Thank you, Paul.

對！就像走紅地毯！謝謝你，保羅

I got your back. I got your back.

我懂你，我懂

Thank you very much.

非常感謝你

Excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt.

抱歉，我不是故意打斷你的

I have to use the bathroom.

我想要上廁所

Can I use the bathroom?

我可以去一下廁所嗎？

I'm really sorry. The problem with that, Josh, as rules on the star

是這樣的，喬許，這台明星觀光車有一個規則

tour, you have to have appeared in three or more marvel movies

要用廁所的話，必須有出演三部以上

to use the bathroom.

的漫威電影 (註：喬許布洛林 [飾演薩諾斯] 只出演兩部)

So Tom, do you need the bathroom?

還是湯姆，你需要用廁所嗎？

No, that's okay.

我不用，謝謝

Sorry, Josh.

抱歉了，喬許

Does anybody in this bus die in the next "avengers"?

在座有人的角色在下一集的《復仇者》會死掉的嗎？

[Silence] Snitches end up in ditches.

[一片安靜] 我們不會爆雷的！

Do you know what, guys?

各位⋯跟你們說⋯

Wait, can we stop the bus?

等等，車子可以停一下嗎？

I just -- wait here.

我看到⋯在這裡等一下

Wait here.

等我一下

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Are you a big marvel fan?

請問您是漫威粉嗎？

I am, yes.

超級粉絲，是的

Really?

真的啊？

If you've got a marvel comic or something, i could probably get

如果妳買一本漫威的漫畫之類的，我可能可以替妳想辦法

it signed for you and send it to you.

拿到簽名然後寄給妳

- That would be awesome. - If that's something you want to do.

- 那就太棒了！ - 如果妳想要的話

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- 要嗎？ - 好啊！

How are you doing?

你好啊

What's your name?

你叫什麼名字？

Jordon.

喬登

I see you've got a "Black Panther" comic.

這是黑豹的漫畫是嗎？

Yes.

對

Do you collect a lot of this stuff.

你有收集很多漫畫嗎？

Yes.

有

MARVEL or D.C.

漫威還是 D.C.

MARVEL.

漫威

You have a lot of these things?

所以你買很多漫威的東西囉？

Yes.

是的

Do you have any signed.

你有拿過簽名嗎？

I wish.

希望有

Really?

真的？

Just wait here.

在這裡等我一下

I'll try and figure out how I'm gonna do that.

我想一下要怎麼幫你們達成心願

( AVENGERS MUSIC ) ( EXCLAMATIONS )

[復仇者澎湃音樂] [驚呼連連]

You all right?

妳好嗎？

Nice to meet you.

很高興認識你們

What's up, y'all?

大家好啊！

Thank you!

謝謝你！

I want to be "BLACK PANTHER."

我要冒充黑豹！

As quick as we can, guys.

盡量簽快一點，各位

Oh, "Black Panther."

噢，是黑豹耶！

Don't mind if I do.

真希望我是黑豹本人

That's fun. Look after those.

開心吧？看這些簽名

I have a feeling they could be worth a bit of money.

我覺得它們值不少錢

Bye-bye.

掰掰

Thank you so much.

太謝謝妳了

Happy to sign any.

我也很樂意幫大家簽名喔⋯

- I just want to show you-- Is it perminent? - Yes, it is perminent.

- 你看看這個，這是永久性的嗎？ - 對，是永久的

Don't be shy, like, he hates this.

大家別害羞，來找我簽名

I don't mind. SIgn on that Peter Rabbit stuff is totally...

我很 OK 的，我可以簽名在那個比得兔海報上

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

There you go, Anthony, god bless you.

給你，安東尼，好好保存啊！

Thanks, man! Ebay!

謝啦，兄弟！上 Ebay 去賣囉！

Still here and happy to sign some stuff.

我還在這喔！很樂意幫你們簽名喔！

Ready to get back on the tour.

差不多要回車上了嗎？

Sure. Do you want me to sign peter rabbit stuff for you?

對，你需不需要我幫你簽個名在比得兔海報上？

No.

不了

All avengers back on the bus, please!

復仇者們該回到車上囉，謝謝！

Can all avengers get back on the bus, please?

請各位復仇者回到車上喔！

We thought we with would have a sing song so we've written the lyrics.

是這樣，我們想說可以在車上唱點歌，所以我們寫了歌詞

Your hymn sheets are under your chairs.

歌詞在各位的椅子底下

I think you will enjoy the song me and Reggie have for you.

我覺得你們會喜歡這首歌，是我和瑞吉獻給你們的

♪ We saved the world♪ ♪ We are avengers ♪

♪ 世界有我們撐著♪ ♪ 我們是復仇者♪

♪ We'll probably be doing these movies till we have dentures ♪

♪ 我們可能會一直拍電影 ♪♪ 拍到老了戴假牙 ♪

♪ Yeah we're hoping to escape without a scratch ♪

♪ 我們希望可以 ♪♪ 毫髮無傷地拍完戲 ♪

♪We must protect the pretty face of Cumberbatch ♪

♪ 我們一定要小心呵護 ♪♪ 班尼迪克的帥氣臉蛋 ♪

"The Avengers"!

那裡有復仇者耶！

I was wondering why they weren't on the bus.

他們怎麼沒有在這台車上？

♪ We saved the world♪ ♪ We are avengers ♪

♪ 世界有我們撐著♪ ♪ 我們是復仇者♪

♪ We'll probably be doing these movies till we have dentures ♪ till we have dentures

♪ 我們可能會一直拍電影 ♪♪ 拍到老了戴假牙 ♪ 噢戴假牙 ♪

♪ In a giant battle, we'll find a way to win. We're led by our brave tour guide, James Corden. ♪

♪ 我們一定會，想辦法贏這場大戰。而勇猛的領導人，就是導遊詹姆斯柯登 ♪

>> James: It's a beautiful day, isn't it?

真是很棒的一天對不對？

It's a beautiful day!

真是美好的一天

Okay.

好了

Is everybody in?

大家都進來了嗎？

Okay.

好囉

Everyone say "we are "The Avengers"!"

大家說：「我們是復仇者！」

We are the "avengers"!

我們是復仇者！

Thank you so much guys, for joining us on the tour.

今天感謝各位來參加觀光團

Please tell your friends.

幫我和朋友宣傳一下

A list, b, c list, but we draw the line there.

越多朋友知道越好，但我們還是會挑一下人啦

It's James Corden's star star tour, the tour that takes the stars on

這是詹姆斯柯登的巨星的巨星觀光車，專門帶明星遊覽明星景點的觀光車

Tour, weekdays, that's what we do.

平日一到五營業，差不多這樣

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>Let's get the party started!

[歡呼加掌聲] 準備好要出去玩了嗎？

We just did it.

我們玩回來咧

We've just done it.

我們已經玩完了

You missed it.

你錯過了

You said between 12:00 and 6:00.

你不是說時間是 12 點到 6 點之間嗎？

No, 12:00 and 2:00.

是 12 點到 2 點

Well, I'm here now.

哎呦，我人來了啊！

- So ready? - No...

- 大家準備好了嗎？ - 不⋯

You're on your own, buddy.

兄弟，我們心與你同在

That's cool.

感覺很酷啊！

Yes, let's do it all again.

好，那就從頭再來一次

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[歡呼加掌聲]

The mess that people leave on a bus...

這些人竟然給我在車上留下這些垃圾⋯

[LAUGHTER] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[笑聲] [歡呼加掌聲]