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Hey hey!
Too loud noise bro. Why so loud?
What the hell are you?
What do I look like to you?
I don't know.
Look at the shoes?
Look at the ears.
I don't know an... an elf?
Yes genius an elf.
What's wrong with the elves around here, man?
Aren't elves supposed to be like happy and jolly?
Jolly.
What?
Do you know how many hours I work a day?
Nope.
28!
That doesn't... that doesn't make any sense
Exactly.
I don't understand.
Guess how much they pay me.
No, I don't know how much you're paid.
Nothing, bro
They pay me in candy canes
Eight candy canes and how?
Look man, I can't be that bad you get to wear like a fun comfortable
costume all day...
I can't feel my balls in the soup. Feeling bro.
No, bro. No!
Oh my god.
I haven't washed this shit in 4 years
Alright. Okay, that's a personal choice. I'm just-
You know how cheap Santa is?
Bro, at least your girl didn't just leave you for some...
No, you had a girl
Yeah-
Last time I made love was with that reindeer over there.
Bro, at least some guy didn't steal your phone out of nowhere
What do you think made that phone?
Who?

I don't know. Someone in China?
Yeah, that's probably true
Probably, I mean they make everything right
Okay... Okay, you're probably right about that
But they say an easy bro.
Please man, I gotta get out of here.
I just... How do I get out of here?
Are you sure you want to leave?
Yes, please. I just... I don't want any trouble.
The keys.
What keys?
*Sigh*
The keys.
Am I supposed to play the keys?
Yeah.
No
Can't you play something good like some Tupac or Biggie or something like that?
I don't know any Tupac or Biggie man. How's this?
Did you hear that?
Yeah, she's calling you.
B-But you don't have to go.You could chill here you know?
I'm gonna go
Just chill. Just-
Look man. It's good to meet you.
Ah! I made a new friend today really
All right good luck, bro
Okay.
Good luck.
Okay. Leave me
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