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  • >> MELANIE IGLESIAS: This is nice.

  • >> RAY DIAZ: Yeah.

  • >> RUDY MANCUSO: Woah, okay!

  • Hello!

  • Welcome to Alberto's.

  • I'm Alberto.

  • So nice to meet you.

  • Hello.

  • So nice to meet you.

  • Okay.

  • Here's the menu's, maron.

  • Very beautiful!

  • Bellissima! Bellissima! You're very beautiful!

  • I wanna take you to the back for five minutes to see what happenslook at his face!

  • I'm just kidding!

  • Calm down!

  • I'm just kidding. Look at his-

  • I'm not kidding, we go to the back five minutes, I'll meet you there.

  • Just kidding again!

  • Calm down!

  • Everything is beautiful!

  • This is Alberto's, the best restaurant in town!

  • It's the best..

  • Listen, it's the best restaurant in the universe!

  • It's the best restaurant in townit's okay.

  • It's not great.

  • We have two stars on Yelp.

  • It's not that good.

  • Look around, there's nobody here in the restaurant.

  • It's empty all the time.

  • >> RAY DIAZ: How's your pasta here?

  • >> RUDY MANCUSO: Ah maron!

  • It's the best pasta you will...!

  • Listen to me, it's the best pasta in the world!

  • I'm talking about the best in the world.

  • It's okayit's not very good.

  • It's, uh, I don't even think we have it today to be honest with you.

  • >> MELANIE IGLESIAS: Um, how about the arugula salad?

  • >> RUDY MANCUSO: Maron!

  • Who's this beautiful bellissmo?

  • Oh my god!

  • It's the best arugula salad in the world.

  • It's not very good.

  • I've seen them make it, they don't even wash the arugula, it's disgusting.

  • It doesn't taste good.

  • But it's delicious!

  • I recommend it!

  • >> RAY DIAZ: What about the salmon?

  • >> RUDY MANCUSO: Maron! I didn't even see you.

  • Look how strong!

  • Look at the muscle.

  • We make the best fish in the world, the best fish in the universe.

  • >> RAY DIAZ: I'll have the fish then.

  • >> RUDY MANCUSO: Yeah, we do not have fish here today.

  • I don't believe in cooking fish.

  • I have a pet fish, his name Vincenzo, but it's delicious.

  • I recommend the fish.

  • >> RAY DIAZ: Okay, what do you have here?

  • What's going on here?

  • >> MELANIE IGLESIAS: I'm confused.

  • >> RAY DIAZ: Yeah, yeah, you just said one story and then another one.

  • What are you bipolar or something?

  • >> RUDY MANCUSO: What did you say?

  • >> RAY DIAZ: I, nothing.

  • >> RUDY MANCUSO: What did you say just now to me?

  • >> RAY DIAZ: I didn't mean anything by it.

  • >> RUDY MANCUSO: What did you say?

  • >>RAY DIAZ: Nothing. >> RUDY MANCUSO: I said, what did you just say my friend?

  • >> RAY DIAZ: Woah, woah, woah. Bro. >> RUDY MANCUSO: What did you just say to me just now?

  • >> RAY DIAZ: Calm down. >> RUDY MANCUSO: Say it again to my face!

  • >> RAY DIAZ: I didn't say… >> RUDY MANCUSO: Say it again to my face!

  • >> RUDY MANCUSO: What did you say to my face? >> RAY DIAZ: Calm down!

  • >> RUDY MANCUSO: I'm just kidding!

  • Calm down!

  • Oh, everybody calm down!

  • It's a fake gun.

  • Look, it has the orange thing.

  • Calm down! It's fake! It's a toy!

  • I bought it at the toy store!

  • It's fake!

  • Calm down!

  • Oh maron!

  • [gun shot]

  • Okay, maybe it's not fake, sorry.

  • >> RAY DIAZ: Okay, let's get the hell out of here.

  • >> MELANIE INGLESIAS: Yeah.

  • >> RUDY MANCUSO: No, no, no. Okay, okay listen, listen, listen guys, please.

  • Sit down. Sit down.

  • I'm sorry, forgive me.

  • It's not easy growing up in Italia with the disorder that I have.

  • Please.

  • Stay.

  • I've been here for ten years, you're my first customers, please don't go anywhere, please.

  • >> MELANIE IGLESIAS: You've worked here for ten years?

  • >> RUDY MANCUSO: No. I don't even work here

  • I don't even think it's a real restaurant to be honest.

  • >> RAY DIAZ: Waitwhat?

  • [exit music]

>> MELANIE IGLESIAS: This is nice.

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