OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH my god!!

我的天啊！

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AH good day every one, and welcome to todays video where I'm going to be cutting open more

大家好！歡迎收看今日的節目。今天，我要來切開紓壓玩具

stress toys and, OH I'm so excited because we have some crazy ones today

我真的很興奮，因為我這有一些很瘋狂的玩具

haha I can't believe my life has come to this cutting open stress toys,

難以相信我竟然會有這麼一天

but its actually really freaking satisfying not really to do but watch.

但其實比起實際操作，在旁觀看還比較有滿足感

So anyways to give you a little sneak peek we have a crazy, what is his name,

總之呢，先給你們爆梗。我們今天有這隻，叫什麼名字呀

its a strech armstrong, this is one of those strechy toys where you can literally stretch

叫做彈力强人阿姆斯特朗，這是那種各個部位都可以拉扯的玩具

so far and they dont break, every which way, you can pull the legs you could, gosh you can pull his whole body

拉多長都不會斷掉。真的是到處能拉，腿能拉，軀幹也能拉

um so where going to cut into him, to see whats inside him, we've got,

我們等等要把它切開，看看裡面有什麼。除此之外

some balls

我們還有一些蛋蛋

and some other stress balls and a nice firm peach a haha

和其他幾個紓壓球，還有一顆結實的漂亮桃子

so I dont even know witch one to start with, honestly

真不知道先從哪一個下手

We have a stupid one... no we'll get to that one next

我們有這個很白癡的... 不，等等再輪到那個

you know what? I say we start off with... uh

這樣吧，我們從...

Lets start off with a good old red ball

從這顆紅球開始

so I feel like we... I'm not sure if this is the same as the black one

我想想... 我不確定這和黑色的那顆一不一樣

It kind of feels the same like it feels so freaking good

應該是一樣的，因為摸起來一樣好！

That... Oh I just can't wait to see what's inside

我等不及看裡面有什麼了

But I guess we'll see

等著瞧吧！

I feel like this one is going to be very satisfying

我覺得這個結果一定很讚

So LETS DO IT!

來開始吧！

oh my god it actually smells soo good too

我的天，它其實聞起來也很棒

lets see what the insides are like

來看看裡面長什麼樣

lets cut on in

動刀啦

alrighty, time to make that simple incision

好啦，先簡單地剪個孔

lets make a nice a good one

剪得漂亮好看

ooh, gorgeous

噢，太美了

oh wow, it's a little , oh my good it looks like a little worm coming out of it

哇！看起來好像一隻蟲從裡面出來

wow, woah

噢

eww, it kinda looks like a tentacle

噁，看起來其實有點像觸手

weird, oh my god

太奇怪了

ok, that's pretty crazy

太瘋狂了

oh, it is the same

原來是一樣的

it's like a freaking cement

看起來就像水泥！

ok, I say we make the hole bigger and see what we... oh you know what lets do something we haven't tried

我們來把洞用大一點... 這樣吧，我們來試試不一樣的

lets make two holes

來剪兩個洞

I don't know what that will do but...maybe it will do something cool

我不知道這樣會怎樣，但我想應該很酷

ok, it's not a good with two, oh no it's been ruined, its been compromised

好吧，看來兩個洞不太好，搞得一團糟

ok this one is the same as the black one, which you guys have seen

好的，這顆其實和黑色那顆一樣，就是你們之前看過的那顆

I think it was the last episode

我想那是在上一集

so...unfortuantely I've kinda screwed that one over but maybe we can make a nice big cut right here

糟糕，我有點把這顆球玩壞了，但或許我們可以在這裡剪一個特別大的孔

a nice big one on the back of it, oh... sick

在後面這裡剪大一點。太噁了

ooh, it's opened, ugh honestly everytime I do this it seriously looks like it's a giant white head pimple

剪開了。說實話，我每次這樣做的時候，它看起來都像是一顆巨型白頭粉刺

Ugh, I am so tempted to just lick this and eat it but...I know it's very sticky and weird stuff so I'm not going to. It's probably poisonous.

我有種想要把它舔掉吃掉的衝動，但是這看起來又黏又怪，而且很可能有毒，所以我不會那麼做

That was marvelous

太驚人了

hehehehe

嘿嘿

ok I guess we should probably move on to our next stress toy

好啦，我們應該換下一個紓壓玩具了

ugh, it's so sticky it smells really good though. I think this is where the smell comes from

噁，這很黏但是聞起來很香。我想這就是球的香味來源

get away from me

別再纏著我了

ok so, up next we are going to legit cut open stress balls

接下來，我們要來把這對舒壓蛋蛋確實地切開

so squeeze those crown jewels, prode me, squeeze me, crush me

擠壓這對寶貝，捏我，擠我，粉碎我

all the things so this is what they look like uugh

指的就是這對

sick, I don't like this, omg there's two harder balls on the inside

太噁了，我不喜歡這個，天啊，裡面有兩顆硬球

this is very weird and disturbing, I can't believe I'm going to be cutting this open but... I guess when in doubt lets cut into them

這真的很奇怪而且有礙觀瞻，不敢相信我要把它切開。不過別想了吧，我們開始

Sorta nervous laugh, I don't even know where to begin

有些緊張，我甚至不知道從哪下刀

I feel like it's going to be very liquidy so... get ready oh my god my mind is just imagining... what this would really be like

我想應該會很多汁液，所以做好心理準備。天啊，我腦裡已經開始想像了

Eww.. nooo, oh my gosh this is so gross

噢... 太噁了！這真的爆噁爛

Eww, this is sick. Woow omg my god no ew

太噁心啦！

*Gags*, ew that so sick here comes the second

*打顫* 還有第二顆

ooh, it bounces right out ok

哇直接彈出來了，好吧

ew it's like this jelly and this makes me sick

這看起來好像果醬，讓我好反胃

there we have it an empty sac

這個變成空蕩蕩的囊

ok...we found the inner ball I guess we have to cut this one open

這是裡面的球，我想我們要把它切開

I feel like I'm in freaking biology class or something

我感覺好像在上什麼詭異的生物課

oh my god it like doesn't wanna, let me cut into it, it won't let me

感覺它好像很不想讓我切開

it's not breaking open guys it's like a super hardcore ball

根本切不開啊，大夥們，它就像是一顆無敵超級球

Up next is this giant peach, but this isn't just like a regular foam peachy stress toy

接下來輪到這顆巨大桃子，但這可不是一顆尋常的桃型泡棉紓壓玩具

look at when I press in how slow it comes back up

你看我壓下去之後，它多慢才彈回來

wow, why is it so slow

哇，為什麼那麼慢

like normal foam just go like, you squeeze it opens. This one we need like to find the frick out why are you taking so damn long

一般的泡棉一壓就反彈了。來看看這顆桃子有什麼秘密，才會回彈得那麼慢

maybe it's just from the material, oh my god

或許只是因為材質，噢老天

oh my gosh, yep it's just foam, it's literally just a type of foam

對誒，真的只是泡棉，整顆都是

but it feels so soft in here.. oh it's memory foam. hahaha

但是觸感好軟，知道了，是記憶泡棉！哈！

I'm like it memorizes where I'm pushing and it's taking so long to come back

它記住了我壓的位置，然後慢慢地彈回來

it was freaking memory foam the whole time

原來都只是因為記憶泡棉

where's you memory hmm?

你的記憶在哪啊？

you got a brain in here somewhere?

你哪裡藏著一顆大腦嗎？

there you go, that's what was inside the peach

這就是了，這顆桃子的內部

ok and now last but certainly not least we have mr.. what was his name, we're just gonna call him Arnold the strong man

好了，最後終於輪到不容忽視的這一位... 叫什麼來著，就叫他亞諾猛男吧

Again he stretches to whatever desire, I remember having one of these as a kid

他可以任人任意拉扯，我記得我小時候也有一個這種玩具

actually, I didn't my cousin's did and we used to pull as hard as we could to try and break it's legs apart. but you can't

不對，我沒有，是我親戚小孩有一個。我們小時候都會狂拉他的腿，看拉不拉得斷

look at him he's extremely flexible

但其實根本不可能，你看他多有彈性

although his head is like strong as stone. Yep we're not cutting through that so

雖然他的頭硬得像石頭。我們不會切他的頭的

lets put him on, *bang* oh that was loud, the chopping block and lets make a simple incision down those abs

我們把他放到... *蹦* 哇真大聲，放到切割墊上，然後我們從那些腹肌開始動刀

because I'm a little jealous that he has abs

因為我嫉妒他有腹肌

why, grr you know what. I feel like I'm in Dexter or something

你知道嗎？我感覺好像在實驗室

Ready, set, go

準備好，下刀了

oh my gosh, did it stab through?

天啊，是不是刺穿了？

what is inside? oh my gosh it's some sorta of liquidy goo

裡面有什麼？噁！是某種液體

Is it glue? Is it that what is is? Oh my god okay

是膠水嗎？是不是！我的天啊，好吧

Lets's try stabbing him again

試試看再刺一次

Oh, it's so stiff. Oh my gosh, I think that's what's inside it, freaking glue

他真堅固。我的老天，我想這就是裡面的東西了，噁心的膠水

Lets see if we can squeeze it out

看看能不能擠出來

Is it hot glue?

是熱熔膠嗎？

Watch it be like superglue, oh my god no that wouldn't make sense *laughs*

看起來像某種超級膠水，我不懂啊，沒道理 *笑*

I made him nipples, ok

好誒，我給他做了一對乳頭

Lets squeeze that nipple

從這裡擠下去

Come on, stretch those arms. Did I do stretching example of this? I think I must have ok

來吧，伸展你的手臂。我之前做了伸展示範嗎？我想應該有了

I wonder how far we can stretch him

我納悶能拉多長

I just wanna cut off his legs when I stretch him

我想在拉長的同時把腿切下來

ok so... that not coming out of there so we need to cut off a limb

好，這裡擠不出來東西，所以我們要切下來某個四肢

we're gonna start off with the arm

從手臂開始

yep, its cutting, it's cutting

在剪了

wow, ok we've cut off the arm. This is what it looks like

好了，我們把手臂剪下來了。看起來像這樣

Lets squeeze this stuff out like a freaking toothpaste bottle

我們把這玩意兒像牙膏一樣擠出來

we're just gonna roll it out. Oh, wow

把它卷一卷

Look at it big bubble of glue

看看這一大球膠水

this is soo interesting

太有趣了

look at how clear that looks on the inside

瞧瞧裡面看起來多清楚

I would have never guessed that glue would be, well I don't know if it's glue but, some sort of clear substance

我從沒想過裡面會是膠水，其實我也不確定這是不是膠水，但就是某種透明物質

it's very sticky

非常有黏性

ok, it's almost like a lollipop

看起來好像棒棒糖啊

this is literally sticking to everything

太黏了吧

I'm sorry sir, but we need to make a simple incision on your head

先生，很抱歉，但是我們要在你的頭開個切口

It has to come off I'm sorry

頭必須取下來，不好意思

Don't worry we'll get you a nice head plant

別擔心，我們會給你做個很好的頭部移植

Oh, wait. It's not working

不，等等，這根本切不下來

I'm just in awe, like I don't even know what to say about this, it's just so pretty and magical

我驚訝到沒話說了，這看起來就是這麼漂亮、魔幻

*laughs* Ha, sniff that butt, sniff it

*笑* 哈哈，聞聞你的屁股

Sniff it he's very very flexible I don't think I mentioned before how flexible he is

他真的很能伸展，不知道我之前提過沒

while we're here since we cut open real balls, lets see what's in between here

既然剛剛都剪過蛋蛋了，我們就來看看這之間有什麼

got anything down there sir?

先生，下面有什麼嗎？

Let's find out, sorry you thought you were indestructible but your not

來一探究竟。抱歉，你以為你無堅不摧，但並非如此

honestly, this always reminds me whenever I cut open kids toys I feel like Sid from Toy Story. Does anyone else feel like I am?

說實話，每次我把玩具切開時，我都感覺自己好像《玩具總動員》裡的阿薛

Alright well there you have it, the guy has freaking glue or whatever the heck this is

好了，我們得出的結果是，這小夥子裡面慢慢是膠水，還是什麼不知名的東西

Leave in the comments if you know what this is made our of because it's very

如果你知道這是什麼，在底下留個言吧

Oh my gosh, it's very hard when you hit it. Woah, it's solid, but they it turns into a liquid

天啊，敲起來其實很硬。是固體的，但又可以呈現液態

what is this magical substance

這個魔法成分究竟是什麼

Kinda scary I feel like we shouldn't get this on you

真是有些恐怖，不該拿你開刀的

Ah, but anyways if you enjoyed today's video and would like to see me open more of these stress toys please give this video a thumbs up

總之，若是你喜歡今天的節目，並且想要看我切開更多種舒壓玩具的話，請給影片按個讃

Lets see if we can get it to 50,000 likes. If we do I will upload another one and again, leave some suggestions on what you want to see me cut open next

看能不能湊滿五萬個讃，那我就會再上傳另一集。在底下留言，告訴我你想看我切什麼舒壓玩具

And I will see you all next time, good damn bye

我們下次見，掰掰

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