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  • Murr is our big Hawaiian loser

  • And everybody knows how Murray is afraid of heights.

  • Yes, absolutely. Probably his number-one fear.

  • -Yes. -Number-two fear is sharks.

  • Yes. This is not hap-- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

  • This has nothing to do with sharks.

  • Uh... Well, we teamed up

  • Murr goes in the cage, cage goes in the water.

  • -No! -Sharks in the water.

  • -No! -Our sharks.

  • I' right, here we, buddy, the open waters.

  • -I don't want to do this. -You're gonna be fine, Murr.

  • -You don't know that. -You're gonna be fine.

  • -You don't know that. -Here we go.

  • Joe: There it is!

  • Q: Yeah!

  • -How do I get in there?! -That looks sturdy.

  • Oh-ho-ho!

  • Q: That looks pretty sturdy.

  • I'm not getting in there.

  • all across.s

  • Oh, my God.

  • Sal: They're right here. They're literally right here.

  • -Look at that guy! -Oh, my God.

  • We may have gone too far.

  • -Oooh. Ooooh. -I know what you're wondering --

  • what do you do when you're in the cage? But don't worry.

  • We put some fun stuff at the bottom for you.

  • I'm not swimming down.

  • I'm staying right here, holding on to the ladder.

  • No, you don't get out until you do the thing.

  • Yeah. Like, you have to go get your passport

  • that we put at the bottom of the cage.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • It's down there in a treasure chest.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Chanting ] Murray...

  • All: Murray, Murray, Murray, Murray!

  • Go ahead, get in there. I got reservations for dinner.

  • Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

  • [ Humming "Jaws" theme ]

  • Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

  • There's one right there.

  • [ Screams ]

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Look at this brave explorer.

  • Look at masculinity in the new century.

  • Oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

  • It says here over 300 people get bitten by sharks each year.

  • Shut up! Shut up, Sal!

  • Go in the cage.

  • ♪♪

  • There's no way I can go in there!

  • There's sharks everywhere!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Aah! Aah!

  • ♪♪

  • -Oh, my God! -Get in the cage.

  • -Oh, my God! -Get in the cage.

  • Aah! Aah!

  • Get in the cage.

  • Murr, your passport down there.

  • ♪♪

  • It's outside the cage!

  • Yes, it is.

  • I'm not gonna -- reaching outside the cage.

  • If you don't want your passport, you don't have to get it.

  • We're in Hawaii. It's not like...

  • [ Chuckles ] Don't tell him that.

  • He didn't realize that when he brought it.

  • [ Whimpering ]

  • Murr, the sooner you start,

  • the sooner's it's over. There he goes.

  • There he goes, there he goes.

  • [ Muffled screaming ]

  • Aah! Aah!

  • -Oh! Oh! Oh! -What?! What?!

  • Oh, my God, there's like 10 of them!

  • One, two, three, four, five...

  • -Oh, my God, there's so many! -Where?!

  • There's no less than 10 sharks right now.

  • ♪♪

  • [ Muffled scream ]

  • [Bleep]

  • ♪♪

  • [ Screaming ]

  • What happened?

  • Oh! Yeah!

  • Oh, he got the treasure chest!

  • -Got the treasure chest. -Can I come out?

  • -No. -Why?! What else do you need?

  • Joe: All you got to do is go down and hold the mirror.

  • ♪♪

  • That attracts sharks.

  • Sal: Yeah.

  • Go down there and just shine that

  • all over the place and attract them.

  • [ Laughs ]

  • [Bleep]

  • ♪♪

  • Joe: How do we -- how do we make it go away?

  • What Murr doesn't realize is we're detaching the cage.

  • Murr: Aah! Aah! Aah!

  • ♪♪

  • Q: He doesn't know. Murray doesn't know

  • he's floating away right now. He still hasn't realized.

  • Sal: No, he doesn't know.

  • [ Whimpering ]

  • Wait! Wait! [ Indistinct shouting ]

  • [ Laughter ] Guys!

  • What the [bleep]?!

  • See you later, buddy!

  • Guys, pull it back!

  • We'll drag you back three miles!

  • In the cage! -Hang 10. Hang 10.

  • Oh, my God! Pull me back!

  • Aah! Aah! Aah!

  • ♪♪

Murr is our big Hawaiian loser

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