My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts

我的朋友由相似的粉絲數量來決定

My channel takes you through my bedroom routine

我的頻道帶你探究我的就寢作息

It's just between you and me

全都只在你我之間唷！

And 100,000 other tweens

（另除100,000名未發育兒童）

Don't care for money, don't care about the fame

不在乎金錢，不在乎名利

I'm just collabing with my friends

我不過是在跟我的朋友弄影片

Though I only know their screen names

雖然我只認識他們的網名

After five minutes a week you think you know me offline

讓你每週花五分鐘就彷彿透析我的下線人生

I exploit fandoms for a bottom line

我壓榨粉絲團沒有下線

I...

我用挑戰影片變出名聲

Conjure fame with challenge vids and

我玩喝酒遊戲來吸引兒童群眾

I...

我希望閻羅王会在地狱賣我一隻自拍棒

Play drinking games to target kids

歡迎，歡迎见识Youtube文化！

And I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell, wheeeee

Youtube邪教

Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture

嘿各位我要巡迴演出咯

The YouTube Cult

快拉好媽咪的頭髮

Hey guys I'm on tour

只要她付二百塊你就可以見一位百萬富翁一面！

So tug on mommy's hair

哈哈！ 搭著我的頭等艙來往城市

If she pays 200 bucks you can meet and greet a millionaire

錢是从你買我請別人寫的書来

Ha, ha, hopping town to town in my first class flight

Youtube人士2011年时還有道德

Which you kinda paid for when you bought my book I didn't write

那時展會的處男處女仍比皇上後宮裡的多

YouTubers had morals back in 2011

現在我們吸著肉桂粉

More virgins were at VidCon than in al-Qaeda heaven

抄襲別人賺錢兌現

Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon

質量換作數量

Copycat cashing in

從Kubrick到卡戴珊

Quality to quantity

我迷戀你的明星眼

It's Kubrick to Kardashian

我靠親男生來賺錢

I...

我在找到賣點前絕不出櫃！

Idolize your idle eyes and

歡迎， 歡迎來到我的Youtube生活！

I...'m

Youtube谎言

Monetizing kissing guys and

歡迎，歡迎见识Youtube文化！

And I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it, whooooo

Youtube邪教

Welcome, welcome to my YouTube lifestyle

出名出眾的方式有种难以理解

YouTube Lie

人們認為我似神似仙

Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture

但事實上

The YouTube Cult

我們不是英雄

There's a mystery to being at the top

我們只是在線上扮演

People think I'm divine

我像海克利斯或雷神 的瘦弱版

But the truth is

因為沒錯我只是個普通人可是

We're not heroes

我也是個神

We just play some online

是，我沒親手寫我自己的書

I'm like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod

但耶穌也沒有寫聖經啊

Cause yeah I'm just a normal guy but also

我透過我的十二（歲）信徒來傳播我的箴言

I'm a god

我比摩西開紅海的時候還有更多的奴隸跟隨

So I didn't write my book

他們購買我的傳記 儘管我只有23歲

Jesus didn't write the Bible

所以來愛我吧！我會愛你更多

I spread my message through the world with 12 (year old) disciples

因為我愛你 愛我的方式

I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea

我的教堂是個商店

They purchase my biography despite the fact I'm 23

我生來優越，有白皮膚有錢又有男權

So love me and I'll love you more

而你沒有★

Cause I love the way you love me

所以來我的Youtube大賣會崇拜我吧

My church is a merch store

我說我是對抗潮流的神話 於是你便把我神化

I...'m

歡迎， 歡迎见识Youtube轟動

Privileged, white, and rich, and male, and

Youtube罪恶

You... are not

歡迎，歡迎來到我的Youtube生活

So worship at my YouTube sale

Youtube谎言

I put the "I" in "defy" and suddenly you "deify" me

歡迎！歡迎！

Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Sensation

歡迎來到Youtube邪教

The YouTube Sin

耶！

Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle

请訂閱！

YouTube Lie

嘿！我想跟這裡的人說聲謝謝

Welcome, welcome

謝謝大家願意來到我醜不啦嘰的房間拍這影片

I said

你們的頻道分別是？

Welcome to the YouTube Cult

（混雜的自我推銷）

Cheers!

想看的話請點擊他們的臉

Subscribe!

再见！

Hey, I just wanted to say a big thank you

To everybody who came to my ugly room and shot this video

So guys what are your channels?

(incoherent and shameless self-promotion)

So click on their face if you want to see any of that

Bye!