Name: 潮牌CEO：你得停止吃潮牌豆莢了 (Tide CEO: You Gotta Stop Eating Tide Pods)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:32:56.000Z
Duration: 4 min 22 s
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關係子句

I'm the CEO of the company that makes Tide,

which is what I wanna talk to you about today.

Ya gotta stop eating the Tide Pods, okay?

Look, I get it, you guys are young, you're hip.

You don't want an old guy telling you what to do.

But Tide Pods are soap, and that's not food.

And make sure to keep an eye out for Cascade Dish Pops,

That lolli... uh, could we stop, could we, sorry...

I'd love to see one, if I could, just get it.

Our company has been innovating new products

since it was founded, and we're proud to continue

Do, do these look just like mints, like diner mints?

I'm lookin' at it, and man that looks like a mint to me.

- What do you mean the same as Tide Pods?

I also don't understand, now that we're talking about it,

what does "gum-flavored" mean in this context?

We're gonna get our fucking ass handed to us in court.

Forget dryer sheets, with Gain brand dryer powder,

you simply pour the powder into the mixer,

you take your dryer stick right here, and...

I, I'm trying to understand right now how this happened.

I've been busting my ass on this fucking Tide Pods fiasco,

And I'm trying to understand how this happened.

With Tampax push-cicles, you get to choose between

chilly cherry, frosty fruit punch, or ice cold cranberry.

We, okay, not only should none of these be flavored,

This is the coldest thing I've ever held.

we don't want people eating fucking tampons.

with our cocoa butter premium Pampers brand choc...

That's what this is, the kids, they eat shit.

I'm not gonna do this product, so we'll be moving on.

Try Crest brand dinner paste, for the hungry consumer

on the go, throw a fluoride-filed meal bag in your gullet?

And if it doesn't shave my face, it's your ass.

but this is, the hamburger is working for me.

- Hi, it's Mike Trapp from College Humor.