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  • - Hi, America, my name's David Taylor.

  • I'm the CEO of the company that makes Tide,

  • and it's corollary product Tide Pods,

  • which is what I wanna talk to you about today.

  • Ya gotta stop eating the Tide Pods, okay?

  • Look, I get it, you guys are young, you're hip.

  • You don't want an old guy telling you what to do.

  • But Tide Pods are soap, and that's not food.

  • So please, stop eating the Tide Pods.

  • And make sure to keep an eye out for Cascade Dish Pops,

  • the lollipop that cleans your dishes.

  • That lolli... uh, could we stop, could we, sorry...

  • Are we calling it a lollipop?

  • I'd love to see one, if I could, just get it.

  • If we could fly one in?

  • (laughs)

  • Our company has been innovating new products

  • since it was founded, and we're proud to continue

  • that tradition with our Vicks VapoRub

  • Winter Blast gum-flavored bon bons.

  • Do, do these look just like mints, like diner mints?

  • I'm lookin' at it, and man that looks like a mint to me.

  • I mean, am I crazy?

  • - What do you mean the same as Tide Pods?

  • I also don't understand, now that we're talking about it,

  • what does "gum-flavored" mean in this context?

  • Bubble gum flavored?

  • Gum tastes like anything.

  • We're gonna get our fucking ass handed to us in court.

  • You're not rolling on this, are you?

  • Forget dryer sheets, with Gain brand dryer powder,

  • you simply pour the powder into the mixer,

  • you take your dryer stick right here, and...

  • This is cotton candy.

  • Am I the asshole?

  • Like, how do you not get...

  • We, can we just cut?

  • Can you cut the camera real quick?

  • I, I'm trying to understand right now how this happened.

  • I've been busting my ass on this fucking Tide Pods fiasco,

  • and I turn my back for three seconds,

  • and now our entire line of products

  • is shaped like fucking candy.

  • And I'm trying to understand how this happened.

  • Why are you crying?

  • With Tampax push-cicles, you get to choose between

  • chilly cherry, frosty fruit punch, or ice cold cranberry.

  • We, okay, not only should none of these be flavored,

  • because why would you flavor them?

  • This is the coldest thing I've ever held.

  • And, as in everything else today,

  • people will try to eat these!

  • Even if they're not poisonous,

  • we don't want people eating fucking tampons.

  • - Why are they poisonous?

  • You'll go cuckoo for cleanliness

  • with our cocoa butter premium Pampers brand choc...

  • So the kids eat shit.

  • Right?

  • That's what this is, the kids, they eat shit.

  • It's chocolate, diaper, poop.

  • Let's see here, ope, there it is.

  • Is it chocolate?

  • Is it poop?

  • Do we care?

  • Does anyone care?

  • Who knows?

  • Who gives a fuck, right?

  • I'm not gonna do this product, so we'll be moving on.

  • Jesus Christ, okay.

  • Try Crest brand dinner paste, for the hungry consumer

  • on the go, throw a fluoride-filed meal bag in your gullet?

  • Oh, fuck.

  • So we do make food.

  • So we do now make food.

  • Meal bag.

  • - I'll kill you.

  • It doesn't matter if we make the day,

  • because none of this is gonna be usable,

  • do you understand?

  • That's a hamburger.

  • - That's a razor?

  • That's a Gillette razor?

  • Bring me shaving cream right now.

  • And if it doesn't shave my face, it's your ass.

  • You get that, right?

  • Here we go.

  • Oh my God.

  • That is a killer shave.

  • That is like baby's bottom smooth.

  • The other stuff, I don't know about,

  • but this is, the hamburger is working for me.

  • - Hi, it's Mike Trapp from College Humor.

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  • And send help to keep me from sinking.

  • Please, please help.

  • Please help.

- Hi, America, my name's David Taylor.

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