字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 34 is a weird age. I'll tell you why! I'm the last generation to grow up completely without Internet pornography. No? I'm one of the – I'm like the Last of the Mohicans, y'know? Like, I hit puberty, like, just hormones happened, and it told me that I wanted something and I had no idea what it looked like. What I did is, uh, out of sheer ingenuity, I made my own naked lady pornography. And what I did is I bought some tracing paper. Now, if you're under 25 and you don't know what tracing paper is, before computers when we wanted a copy of something, we bought a very thin sheet of paper and then we placed it over the thing that we wanted a copy of and then we traced over it. And then, we had something that looked completely different. And that was helpful. Bought this tracing paper. Ran upstairs to my bedroom. Closed the door. Locked it. Opened up my Spider-Man comic book, found the largest picture of Mary Jane, Spider-Man's girlfriend. Traced her beautiful body that was drawn by some horny, sex-deprived artist. And then I didn't fill in any clothes. And then I filled in the middle out of sheer rumour and hearsay. I drew in nipples all over the goddamn place. I put in pubic hair way too wide, way too high. I'm sure of it. And that's it! I didn't do anything weird. I didn't know you could do anything weird. I just looked at it, and knew I loved it.
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