字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - MY NAME IS SOFIA VERGARA. [cheers and applause] AND I AM EASY, BREEZY, BEAUTIFUL COVERGIRL FROM COLOMBIA. [cheers and applause] HAPPY HALLOWEEN! [cheers and applause] AS YOU CAN SEE, I PUT MY PUMPKINS OUT. I KNOW. [audience cheering loudly] I KNOW. YES! [audience cheering loudly] - [laughs] [cheers and applause] - SHE'S AMAZING, ISN'T SHE? - THAT WAS LAST HALLOWEEN. - YEAH. - SHE'S AMAZING. SHE CAN JUST GIVE YOU THAT LOOK. I THINK THAT WAS MY LAST HALLOWEEN OUTFIT, AND SHE WAS-- SHE'S JUST SO GREAT, 'CAUSE SHE JUST STARES AT YOU, AND THAT'S ALL YOU NEED. - SHE'S THE BEST. - YEAH. NOW, YOU SANG--I KNOW THAT ONE OF THE REASONS THAT YOU-- I KNOW YOU DON'T DO TALK SHOWS OFTEN. AND I KNOW THAT YOU WERE SCARED I WAS GONNA MAKE YOU DANCE ON THIS, BECAUSE YOU DON'T DANCE. I'M NOT GONNA MAKE YOU DANCE. - I TOLD DEREK, I SAID I WOULD RATHER BE DRAGGED BY A MULE TEAM OVER GLASS. BUT I ENJOY WATCHING DANCING. - HAVE THEY ASKED YOU TO DO DANCING WITH THE STARS? - THEY DID, AND THAT'S WHAT MY RESPONSE WAS. - OH, REALLY? - BUT I DO LOVE DANCING. I LOVE TO WATCH IT. AND WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, I ENJOYED DOING IT, BUT-- - WHAT MADE YOU STOP? - I JUST RAN OUT OF GAS. - NO. [laughter] WELL, I'M NOT GONNA MAKE YOU DO IT TODAY, BUT I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD EVER RUN OUT OF GAS WHEN IT COMES TO DANCING. - I'M SORT OF KIDDING. I DANCE SOMETIMES WHEN I'M ALONE. - YOU DO? OH. BUT YOU SING. WE SAW YOU SING ON THE SHOW. - I USED TO SING A BIT, YES. I USED TO SING YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS-- I'M FROM YOUNGSTOWN, OHIO, AND THERE WAS A LOT OF RHYTHM AND BLUES BANDS, SO I USED TO DO SOME OF THAT. - WERE YOU IN A BAND? - YEAH. - WOW. THERE'S A LOT WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU. AND YOU WERE GONNA BE A FOOTBALL PLAYER - AND A GANGSTER-- - AND A GANGSTER. - I LIE. - YEAH, WELL, I KNOW THAT YOU'VE DONE A LOT OF AMAZING THINGS. BUT HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA ASK YOU TO DO, BECAUSE IT'S BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH AND J.C. PENNEY IS GONNA DONATE $10,000 TO THE BREAST CANCER RESEARCH FUND IF YOU DO YOUR BEST SOFIA VERGARA FOR 15 SECONDS. - WELL, ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT TO DO IT. EVERYBODY DOES HER, YOU KNOW. AND I DON'T REALLY DO HER, BECAUSE I'M NOT THAT GOOD. BUT ANYWAY-- I DON'T DO HER, BUT FOR $10,000-- OKAY, SHE--I HEARD HER SAY ONCE, IN REGARD TO HER FIGURE, AND SOMEBODY WAS SAYING, "WHAT CAN I DO TO LOOK LIKE YOU? WHAT EXERCISES CAN I DO?" AND SOFIA SAID, "IT DOESN'T MATTER "WHETHER I'M FAT OR SKINNY, "IT'S GENETIC. "I'M STILL GONNA HAVE THE CURVES. "SO MY GRANDMOTHER LOOKED LIKE THIS, "MY MOTHER LOOKED LIKE-- MY GRANDFATHER LOOKED LIKE THIS." [laughter] - THAT IS $10,000 FOR THE BREAST CANCER RESEARCH FUND. "MODERN FAMILY" AIRS WEDNESDAYS AT 9:00 ON ABC. I CAN'T IMAGINE THAT NO ONE-- ANYONE IS NOT WATCHING THAT SHOW, BUT IT IS HILARIOUS. YOU SHOULD WATCH IT. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. ED O'NEILL, EVERYBODY. [cheers and applause]
B1 中級 美國腔 艾德-奧尼爾對索菲亞-貝爾加拉的印象。 (Ed O'Neill's Sofia Vergara Impression) 74 6 Rain 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字