I'm looking for a date.

我想找約會對象

The date is Friday, July 13th.

今天是七月十三日，星期五 (date 同時有「約會」和「日期」之意)

No, no, I want to meet someone.

不是啦，我是說我想和女生「見面聊天」

Understood, you want to eat dim sum.

了解，你想吃「鹹麵寒天」 (註：dim sum 本意為 「點心」)

Don't you get it?

吼，妳不懂嗎？

I want to go on a date, I'm...lonely.

我想要約會啦！我很⋯「孤單」

I understand.

我完全明白

You want Bologna.

你想吃「丹丹」 (註：Bologna 是一種臘腸)

Ahh.

呃⋯

Too many eyes.

太多顆眼睛

Too few eyes.

這個太少顆

not into Pentacles.

對觸腳類沒興趣

- Dad? - Mavis!

- 爸？ - 小梅！

You're stressed out from working too hard.

你工作壓力太大了啦

you need a vacation from running everyone else's vacation.

你的工作是讓別人安心度假，現在輪到你該度假了

and I know just how to fix it.

我有一個好點子！

Mavis, where are we going?

小梅，我們要去哪？

A cruise?

這是郵輪嗎？

Surprise!

驚喜吧！

- Oh no no no no. - Dad!

-噢不不不不 -爸！

Come on, there's so much to do.

來啦！這裡有很多好玩的

you could go scuba diving.

你可以去潛水啊

try some exotic food.

異國美食吃到飽啊

[Music] or just enjoy the view!

不然單純看風景也可！

Ok, Dad, thank you.

好，阿爸，夠囉

Maybe you'll find your own fireworks on the cruise.

搞不好你會在這裡找到你的真命天女喔

It's not The Love Boat, Frank.

這又不是愛之船，科學怪人

Hello there, I'm Captain Erica.

大家好啊！我是艾芮卡船長

You must be the one and only Dracula!

你就是鼎鼎大名的德古拉！

[Dracula's own language]

(胡言亂語)

There's something about an accent that makes a man sound so intelligent.

有口音的男人聽起來最聰明了

[Dracula's own language]

(再度胡言亂語)

You nailed it, honey!

寶貝！做得好啊！

it's best summer vacation ever!

這暑假超讚的啦！

You were right, great-grandfather Van Helsing.

你是對的，祖先凡赫辛

Monsters are disgusting!

怪獸都超噁的！

They have no idea what's about to happen to them.

他們根本不知道自己大難臨頭了

Hahahahaha

(邪惡笑聲)

Today all going according to plan.

今天都照著計畫走呢！

There is something about that woman I don't trust.

我總覺得那女人怪怪的

The food here is to die for.

這些食物都好吃死了！

Hmm.

嗯

Must have been garlic in the guacamole.

酪梨醬裡一定有大蒜

Is that deadly for you?

你會怕大蒜嗎？

[fart sound] Hey... Was that you?

(放屁聲) 呵呵，是妳放屁嗎？

Ahh.

呃⋯

Oh no, Blobby's gonna puke!

噢不，QQ 綠要吐了！

-Papa! - Awww

- 把拔！ - 噢！