There's a new amazing web slinger

載著狂野兇殘的鬥士

And now...

現今

There's a new hero,

無名小人物突起

who dares to be...

究竟誰還敢...

Wimpy

耍弱智

Are you kidding?!

開甚麼玩笑？

If there's one thing I've learnt from my years of being a kid

如果有件事是我從歲月裡學會的

It's that you have ZERO control over your own life

那就是你活在零自由的空間下

Who's excited... about the Great Heffley Road Trip?!

誰對葛瑞海夫里的小旅行日記有興趣？

[screams]

00:00:32,820 --> 00:00:34,260 福斯影業製作

From 20th Century Fox

新一代的弱智小孩上路

A new generation of wimps hits the road

他是葛瑞

Meet Greg

你也想吃嗎？

You want one?

葛瑞，不要餵食鴿子

Oh Greg, I wouldn't encourage them

不過才一隻

There's only one (you sure 'bout that?)

00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:53,560 他哥哥羅德里

(Lol only one yeah right)

我要去微波這盒披薩了

Rodrick

00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:57,640 羅德里

A got us *drumrolls* a microwaved pizza

那是小型保險箱

[beeping]

他們把它偽裝成保險箱

Rodrick

朋友羅林

That's a mini-safe

00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:09,700 弟弟曼尼

And they disguised it as a microwave ._.

做得好小弟弟，你贏了大獎

Rowley

00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:14,600 噁...

Uh... Urgh.

我的爸媽

Manny

第一條規定，開車的人必須身兼搖滾DJ

How bout dat son, you won da grand prize!

下音樂，告訴我你想要甚麼

*oinks*

告訴我你真正想要甚麼

Oh my gosh

我會告訴你我真實的想法

Mom and Dad

00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:29,540 停止，拜託別唱

First rule of a roadtrip is... the driver... is the DJ

知道了啦

Soooooo tell me what I want what I really really want

今年暑假

So tell me what you want what you really really want?

太好了

I'll tell you what I want what you really really want

轉移陣地

[screams]

電玩特展辦在波里市，這個週末

Please staph. PLEASE STAPH

大概2cm距離

Okay fineeee.

我很確定地圖不是這樣看的

This summer~ [it's written on the screen, can't you read -.-]

更改目的地

This is perfect!

00:01:43,980 --> 00:01:44,860 新面孔

New Places~

我要加速後退

Claire (?) Expose in Indianapolis is this week-end!

00:01:50,820 --> 00:01:52,180 你們好狼狽

It's only... TWO inches away!!

未知的麻煩

I'm sure that's not how maps work (looks like we've got a genius here!)

( 救命啊，他們綁架了我們 )

Changing destination

00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:05,660

[screams]

00:02:05,780 --> 00:02:06,460

New faces~

00:02:08,220 --> 00:02:09,960 怎麼那麼可愛

I'm gonna gun it.

小豬便便都比你有秩序的多了

(great job)

00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:16,600 哇里咧

What did you guys do?

遜咖日記 - 野外生存

New Trouble~

(Can you even spell properly, Rodrick?)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

*splashes*

-lands like a baus-

Awh, look how cute

The pig's better potty-trained than you Greg [BOOM roasted]

*oinks*

OH MY GOD!

Diary of A Wimpy Kid~ The Long Haul