(whining) (muffled laughter) Really?

(發出哀嚎聲) (低沉的笑聲)

[People try Asian drinking games]

(歡樂的音樂)

- Today, we're here to play some Asian drinking games.

- 今天，我們要來玩一些亞洲的酒局遊戲

- It is Friday, and it's 5 o'clock.

-今天是星期五，現在是五點

- I have nothing to do for the rest of the day, so I'm ready to drink.

-接下來今天一整天我都沒有事情可以做，所以我已經準備好要來大喝特喝

- I'm nervous. My hands are clammy.

- 我很緊張。我的手濕濕黏黏的

- Yeah, me too!

- 是啊，我也是!

- I'm also the world's most competitive person.

- 我也是全世界最有競爭力的人

- No competition at all. - Oh, see that's not true.

- 完全沒有競爭力。 -噢，事實並非如此

- Fun fact, I have to present in front of my entire team after this video ends.

-有趣的是，我會在影片結束後出現在整個團隊的前面

- One person will walk out of here the winner.

-只有一個贏家能走出這裡

- The rest of us will be on the floor.

- 其他人將會趴地投降

- Let's get right to it.

- 讓我們開始吧

- Our first game is from Korea, called Titanic.

- 我們第一個遊戲是來自韓國，叫做 Titanic

- We have beer and soju.

- 我們有啤酒和燒酒

- A beer glass is filled halfway with beer.

- 啤酒杯裡會裝滿一半的啤酒

- Put the shot glass in and we take turns pouring soju in.

- 把烈酒杯放進去然後我們輪流倒進燒酒

Whoever sinks it.

無論是誰弄沉它

- Has to down the entire soju bomb.

- 必須乾了整杯深水炸彈

- I'm pumped. - You're screwed.

- 我好緊張啊 -那你就完了

(beer can pops open)

(啤酒啵一聲打開了)

- Pour like half - We need it to float!

- 倒滿一半 -我們必須讓它漂浮!

- Put the glass in there. - I'm shaking.

- 把列酒杯放進去 -我在顫抖

- Is it a magic trick? - Be gentle. There it is.

- 這是魔術表演嗎? - 輕輕的。就是這樣子

- One finger.

- 一根手指頭

(shouting)

(哇喔)

- Oh my god. I feel like David Blaine right now.

- 天啊。我現在感覺就像大衛·布萊恩一樣

- Oh my god. (nervous laughter)

- 我的天啊。(緊張的笑聲)

- Oh my god, I am freaking out.

- 我的天啊，我要起肖了

- It's defying gravity.

- 這反抗地心引力

- Say goodbye Rose, 'cause this ship is about to sink.

- 說聲再見Rose，因為這艘船將要沉沒了

- Oh no. - Oh no.

- 喔 不。 - 喔 不

- No! - Bye, Vaughn.

- 不! - 再見，Vaughn

- Cheers, y'all.

- 乾杯，大夥

- Remember, if you sink it you have to drink the entire thing.

- 記住，假如你弄沉了你必須把整個都喝光

- I get it, I get it.

- 我知道，我知道

(gasps) Sara did it, Sara did it.

(倒抽一口氣) Sara 辦到了，Sara 辦到了

- Seven, six, five.

- 七、六、五

- The goal is not for me to choke.

- 目標是讓我不要噎到

- But it is to burp really loud when you're done.

- 但是當你喝完時你會打一個超大聲的飽嗝

(burps)

(打嗝聲)

- So the next game is from China, called finger guessing.

- 所以下一個遊戲是來自中國，叫做 finger guessing

- Shooting out a certain number of fingers while simultaneously saying a number between zero and however many fingers are participating.

- 出拳時伸出手指的數目並同時喊出一個數字 在零或無論有多少手指參與之間

- Whoever guesses the exact amount or closest wins, and the other two must drink.

- 任何人都要推測出一個確切的或更接近總數的就是贏家，而其他兩個人就必須要喝

- So we're shouting and fingering at the same time.

- 所以我們要喊出並同時伸出手指

- You get it? - No.

- 你了解嗎? -不

When you guys are involving numbers and alcohol, already I'm fucked in this situation.

當你倆提及了數字和酒，我在這時候已經一團糟了

- Let's get to fingering. - Three, two, one.

- 讓我們開始來猜拳吧。 -三、二、一

(all shout out numbers)

(大家同時喊出數字)

- We have 21. I said ten. - I said 30. I said 30.

- 我們有二十一。我說十。 -我說三十。我說三十

- So you win. - Gan Bei!

- 所以你贏了。 -乾杯!

- I won, I won! - I always forget.

- 我贏了，我贏了! -我總是忘記

- Three, two, one. (all shout out numbers)

- 三、二、一。 (大家同時喊出數字)

(all shout out numbers) - I said 22.

(大家同時喊出數字) -我說二十二

- 11. - Um, what?

-十一。 -呃，什麼?

- Everyone just has to drink.

- 每個人都要喝

- Wow, guys. That is a very stressful game.

- 哇哦，各位。 這是個壓力非常大的遊戲

- It's a lot of coordination. You have to like, hold up a different number than what you're saying.

- 這需要很多協調性。你需要像是你說出來的數字要比舉出來的不一樣

- Cheers. That was a little embarrassing.

-乾杯。 這有點令人尷尬

- To being really bad at this game.

- 在遊戲裡表現相當差

- Next up. - From Japan.

-接下來。 -來自日本

- Is. - The Pocky game.

-是。 -百奇棒遊戲

- Two people have to nibble away towards the center of a Pocky.

- 兩個人必須要一點一點地朝百奇棒的中心咬

- A la, Lady and the Tramp.

-阿哈，小姐與流氓

- And whoever pulls away loses and you finish your drink.

- 而不管是誰躲開就輸了，你就要乾杯

- This is going to be the most intimate I've ever gotten with a coworker, so, hope you guys brushed your teeth.

- 這將會是我和同事有過最親密的，所以，希望各位你們有刷牙

- All right, come on, isn't this getting you excited?

- 好了，來吧，這不會讓你覺得很興奮嗎?

(laughs) - No.

(大笑) -不

- Listen, this could take a turn if you're really drunk.

- 聽著，如果你們真的醉了可以輪流

- This game is how babies are made.

- 小貝比就是從這個遊戲來的

(laughing) - I'm a fucking champion.

(笑聲) -我他媽的是冠軍

- I wanted to last so much - That's what he said.

-我真的很想撐到最後 -你瞧他說的

- I've got it down to like this big before.

-我曾經把它縮減到只剩這樣的大小

(whining) (laughing)

(嗚嗚聲) (笑聲)

- Really? I'm so glad I could be part of this intimate moment.

-真的? 我很高興我可以參與這親密的時刻

- Cheers to us. - Cheers to us.

- 為我們乾杯。 - 為我們乾杯

- Cheers to us. - We're really close now.

- 為我們乾杯。 -我們現在變的很熟

- This experience has changed everything.

- 這個經驗改變了每一件事情

I have so many final thoughts. (laughter)

我有一些最終感想。(笑聲)

- Sober. - I feel happy I feel relaxed.

- 我沒醉 -我覺得很開心也很放鬆

- I'm drunk.

- 我醉了

- I'm very excited about all the games I learned today.

- 我對於今天學到的遊戲感到非常興奮

- Brings us together, like this. Now we're best friends.

- 想這樣促使大家聚在一起。 現在我們是好朋友了

- It's not like the math game.

- 這不像是數學遊戲

- That was my favorite game. - I was good at counting.

- 這是我最喜歡的遊戲。 -我還挺會算數的

- I honestly really like the Pocky game, but like this, it can get sorta weird.

- 老實說我真的很喜歡百奇棒遊戲但是像這樣，這個就變得有點奇怪

- In these types of games, the loser is really the winner because you get to booze it up.

-在這種遊戲裡，輸家才是贏家因為你可以大肆的飲酒

- Drink responsibly though you know, like drink responsibly.

-負責任的喝酒你知道的，負責任的喝酒

- I got nervous in the beginning that I wasn't getting drunk and then I sped up.

- 一開始的時候還沒喝醉時我有點緊張然後我就加快速度

- That being said, do you want to play Pocky pong?

- 話雖這麼說，你想要玩 Pocky pong 嗎?

- Pocky pong. - Absolutely, 100 percent yes.

- Pocky pong -絕對，我百分之百要