You ready to smell it, man?

你準備好要聞了嗎？

Fuck that shit!

該死的東西

We have to eat 'em.

我們還要吃下去耶！

How does it smell?

聞起來怎樣？

My God, it smells so [beep] bad.

老天，這聞起來真 XX 的臭

It smells like nothing,

聞起來就和

but death, like rancid death.

腐肉沒兩樣，像死魚味

Feces and rotting fish,

垃圾腐敗魚

multiplied by a million.

而且是成千上萬隻

Smells gray. Is that possible? It smells gray, Oisín.

暗黑料理，這麼說可以嗎？Oisin，暗黑料理

Laura: I love fish. I love fish so much.

我愛魚，真心愛魚

You've ruined fish for me!

你們糟蹋了魚

Like this is banned on airplanes,

這在飛機上絕對禁食

you can bring guns on some airplanes.

某些飛機都可以帶槍上去了

How do I even do this?

我要如何下手？

It still has, like its fins on. They'd stab you, man!

還看得到魚鰭，會刺人耶

No, why am I laughing?

我怎麼還笑得出來 ?

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God...

喔，我的媽、我的天呀

Eh, looks -- looks like dead fish.

看起來像死魚般

Honestly, if I could be perfectly honest,

說真的，我是認真的

it looks like dead fish.

跟死魚沒兩樣

Do fish-

魚...

...have, like, is this what a fish is?

有...，這是魚的樣子嗎 ?

- Paddy: I'm gonna --

我要 ...

Why? Why Sweden? Why would you do this?

為什麼 ? 瑞典 ? 你們為何要這樣 ?

Just have to swallow it, isn't it?

要吞下去，對吧？

As you're bringing it closer to your face,

當你正要就口時

the smell is getting...

那個氣味便會

Stronger.

更加強烈

No, okay come on.

沒事的，放馬過來吧

Oh shit, sorry. Okay. Sorry okay?

喔！該死。抱歉，我好了

I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.

我來了！

Yeah. Women can do what a man could do.

男生做到的，女生也做得到

Oh my God, oh my God, no.

我的天呀！

Is that a scale?

我咬到魚鱗了嗎 ?

Is there bone in this?

是魚骨嗎 ?

I have --

我覺得...

Oh, my god.

我的天呀！

It tastes like mashed potato now. Why? I don't know.

為什麼現在咬起來像馬鈴薯呢 ? 為何 ? 請告訴我

What was that?

到底是蝦米 ?

Just eat it like a gangsta.

像流氓一樣用力地吃下吧

That's what I am, a gangsta.

我就是個流氓，吃好吃滿

I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.

我出局了

- Nicole: Okay, we got vomit.

我們吐了

The trick is to forget that you're living.

秘訣是，忘記自己還活著

They would've laughed at me, they said,

他們會笑我的，原本他們說

"Oh, You'll be the first to get sick, hahaha."

「你會是第一個受不了的，哈哈哈。」

I'll get sick later, actually.

但是，是等一下，不是現在

That actually tasted like mashed potato there for a moment.

這吃起來其實像馬鈴薯泥

And I don't know why.

為什麼 ?

I ate it.

我吃囉

I vomited,

也吐了

but I ate it.

重點是，我吃過了

It's just nothing but -- tastes like shite and salt.

這就像米田共佐天然海鹽

Like you could taste the scales

你咬得到魚鱗片

like breaking into little pieces and everything

小小片的魚鱗，甚麼都有

and all the flesh just, like,

還有魚肉

separating and going into like real mushy --

口感分離，但是又融合在一起

No, that actually didn't taste as bad

其實嚐起來沒有

as it smells.

聞起來得糟

That -- how do they -- how do they eat that?

他們怎麼吃得下這玩意 ?

as a -- as a -- as a

以... 一... 個...

like --

像是 ...

Alright, last piece.

最後一片了

Can I have some more?

可以再來一點嗎 ?

I'm actually alright. Please don't,

沒有啦，可以了 ! 請不要

please, please don't give me any more.

真的不要再給我了

OG Gangster.

OG (original Gangster) 正統「維京人」是也

I must have, like, Swedish heritage or something.

我一定有瑞典遺傳基因之類的

I really like IKEA.

像是，我很喜歡宜家宜居