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No difficulties with your motor skills. And I think your probably pretty read for this job.
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We've got one more uh kind of psychological test we always do here.
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It's just a Word Association. I'll throw you out a few words.
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Anything that comes to your mind, just throw it back at me, okay?
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It's kind of an arbitrary thing. Like, if I say "dog", you'd say..?
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Tree. Tree. {audience laughs}
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Dog
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Tree
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{audience laughs}
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Fast
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Slow.
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Rain.
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Snow.
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White.
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Black.
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Bean.
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Pod.
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{audience laughs}
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Negro.
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Whitey
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{audience laughs}
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Tar Baby.
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{audience laughs}
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What'd you say?
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Tar Baby.
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Ofay.
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{audience laughs}
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Colored.
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Redneck.
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{audience laughs}
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Jungle Bunny!
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Peckerwood!
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{audience laughs}
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Burrhead.
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Cracker.
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{audience laughs}
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Spearchucker.
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White trash!
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{audience laughs}
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Jungle Bunny!
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Honky!
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Spade!
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Honky Honky!
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Nigger!
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Dead honky!
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{audience laughs and claps}
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Okay, Mr. Wilson, I think.
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I think your qualified for this job.
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How about a starting salary of $5000?
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Your momma!
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{audience laughs}
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Uh, $7500 a year?
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Your grandmama.
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{audience laughs}
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$15,000 Mr. Wilson. You'll be the highest paid janitor in America.
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Just don't hurt me, please.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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You want me to start now?
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Oh no, no...that's alright. I'll clean all this up. Take a couple of weeks off, you look tired.
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{audience laughs and claps}
