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-Hi, everyone! Welcome to "Ew!"

I'm Sara, and if you're wondering,

that's S-A-R-A with no H, 'cause H's are ew!

[ Laughter ]

Joining us today is one of my BFFs.

She moved away, like, three years ago,

but now she's transferring back to our school district.

Look at this cute picture of us.

[ Laughter ]

It's my best friend! I haven't seen her forever!

Please welcome Addison Wyatt!

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-O-M-G! -O-M-G!

[ Chuckles ]

Addison!

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I've got to say -- I have to say,

you look really different.

[ Laughter ]

-Yeah, I had a little bit of a growth spurt.

[ Laughter ]

[ Deep voice ] My mom says I'm going through some changes.

[ Laughter ]

-I feel like you're on the advanced course.

[ Laughter ]

-Ew, I know.

Cheerleading squad moved me to the bottom of the pyramid.

-You're on the bottom row?!

-I am the bottom row.

[ Laughter ] -Ew.

-I know. The football team's like all trying to recruit me

and stuff, and they were like --

They were, at first, like, "Why don't you throw things?"

And I was like, "Ew, throwing things."

But like, now I totally love it. I mean, watch this.

[ Laughter ]

-Ew!

[ Laughter ]

-Oops.

I guess I'm stronger than I thought.

-Addison, now that you're back at school,

have you been talking to any boys lately?

-[ Scoffs ] Yes!

Check out this text convo with my crush from homeroom, Braiden.

Okay. Like, you be Braiden, and I'll be me.

-Smiley face.

[ Laughter ]

-Ew, he totally likes you! -Really?

-Yeah, you're crushing this crush.

-OMG, I totally am!

-I know what -- dance team auditions are coming up.

Do you want to practice our routine?

-Ew! Hit it!

[ Laughter ]

-♪ That's right ♪

♪ We out here drippin' in finesse ♪

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♪ It don't make no sense ♪

♪ Out here drippin' in finesse ♪

♪ You know it, you know it ♪

♪ We out here drippin' in finesse ♪

♪ It don't make no sense ♪

♪ Out here drippin' in finesse ♪

♪ You know it, you know it ♪

-All right!

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Hey, girls!

[ Laughter ]

-Ew! That's my stepdad, Gary!

-Oh, please! Stepdad Gary sounds so boring.

Call me Stepdaddy G! Words to your mother!

[ Laughter ]

Actually, don't talk back to your mother.

It's not a good idea.

-Ew! -Anyhoo,

I heard you two listening to the new Brian Mars.

You know, I loved his first single --

♪ A little bit of Monica in my life ♪

♪ A little bit of Erica all the time ♪

-Ew, stop it. Stop it, Gary! -Don't worry, girls.

The only mambo in my life is your mother.

-Ew! -Ew!

-That's gross! -All right,

I just came downstairs to say that your mother and I

are upstairs and we're making our own sushi

and we're on a roll!

You better scootch your toosh if you want some of that sush!

[ Laughter ]

♪ You take the rice and the seaweed ♪

♪ And you roll it up tight ♪

♪ you add some fish from the sea and you take a big bite ♪

♪ Top it with some fish eggs if you're really bold ♪

♪ But either way you eat it raw and cold ♪

♪ Ahi tuna, mackerel, and fluke ♪

♪ Better eat it quick or you just might puke ♪

-Gary get out! Get out! -All right!

-Get out! -All right.

I'll catch you two on the flippity-flop!

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-Okay, now it's time for the "Ew!" speed round.

Here we go.

Kites. -Ew!

-Snapchat. -Ew!

[ Laughter ]

-Bassoons. -Ew.

-John Cena!

-Ew! [ Cheers and applause ]

-I think he's cute. -Too many muscles.

[ Laughter ]

-Steve Martin?

-Cute.

[ Laughter ]

-Really?

-He's, like, a really talented actor.

[ Laughter ]

You ever see, uh, "Planes, Trains and Automobiles"?

[ Laughter ]

-"Planes, Trains and Automobiles"?

[ Laughter ]

I've never heard of that one.

Anyways, the last one, finally. Olive Garden.

-Ew! -Really?

But their slogan is, "When you're here, you're family."

And Addison, when you're here, you're family.

-Ew! You're like my sister, too.

-Ew! -Ew!

[ Cheers and applause ]

-I love you. That's all the time we have for "Ew!"

I want to thank Addison for joining me today.

Tune in next week! Ew! -Ew!

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