I'm going to teach you, America, how to

我要教你們美國人如何

make the perfect cup of tea.

做出最完美的茶

You fill up your kettle to the kind of desired amount.

將水壺的水裝到適當的量

So this is filled up to 5 cups,

這樣大概是五杯水的高度

so we can now have a cup of tea.

現在我們可以來泡茶了

Guessing that's this thing, press your little on button.

我猜是這個東西，輕輕按一下這個小按鈕

This is a very fancy kettle.

這是個超酷炫的水壺

You don't use your kettle to actually serve

千萬不要用你的水壺去泡茶

the tea. That's wrong. You have a tea pot,

那是錯的。準備一個茶壺

put your teabag in there, you'd have two, usually.

將你的茶包放到裡面，你通常需要兩個

So we're gonna leave that in there.

將茶包留在裡面

Got a bit of milk, this has hair in it.

這邊有一些牛奶，有一根頭髮在裡面

I don't know, that's optional. Just to make

我不知道，你可以不要加。為了讓它

it extra Irish, I have my own potato

更愛爾蘭一點，我把我的馬鈴薯先生拿來了

that'll be involved in today's tutorial.

他也會參與今天的教學

Shall I just talk about Ireland for the

我可以在接下來的幾分鐘

next couple of minutes?

談談愛爾蘭嗎？

Ireland's the best, Ireland is, um, a small

愛爾蘭是最棒的，愛爾蘭是個

island between the UK and America

在英國與美國中間的小島

the center of the universe basically

基本上算是世界的中心

it's very green in Ireland. The populations

非常的綠意盎然。愛爾蘭的人口

about 5 million. James Joyce's from there, Oscar Wilde...

大約是五百萬人。詹姆斯·喬伊斯是愛爾蘭人、奧斯卡·王爾德...

shortbreads are not Irish

奶油酥餅不是愛爾蘭的

they're Scottish. Anyway, your kettle's

是蘇格蘭的。不管怎樣，你的水壺

boiled, you fill up your teapot

滾了，將水倒入茶壺中

have your teabag in there, let it brew for about

有你剛剛放入的茶包，差不多放置

3 minutes, make sure it's nice and strong

三分鐘，確保它味道很棒、很濃

Pour your tea. Put your milk in

倒入你的茶，將牛奶放進去

it looks awful from here but the idea is there

在這裡看起來很不怎樣，但差不多是這樣的概念

Have your cuppa tea,

享用你的茶

have a shortbread biscuit, there you go

來個奶油酥餅，這就對了

life is instantly better for you!

你的人生馬上變得美好！

Oh my god, the pressure!

我的老天爺，真享受！