字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 ♪♪ >>[SIGHS] COME CHILLAX ON MY FAVORITE COUCH, PULL UP SOME NETFLIX AND KIND OF CHILL OUT. >>I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW. >>WE KNOW YOU'RE THE RAT! >>SOUNDS LIKE SOME OF THE FAMILY IS STILL AWAKE. LET'S GO SEE WHAT THEY'RE DOING. COME ON. COME ON. >>I DON'T KNOW- [KNOCK ON DOOR] >>HEY YOU HOODLUMS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE WITHOUT ME? >>JOHNNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN? >>I'M VLOGGING. ♪♪ WE'RE AT THE FUNERAL OF OUR GRANDPA DON PALADINO. IT'S A GOOD MAN. OH, CHECK IT OUT! IT'S VINNY. WHAT'S UP BUDDY? GIVE IT UP. WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP? THIS GUY RIGHT HERE, HE'S TAKING CARE OF A LOT DUDES. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? >>[LAUGHTER] SUCH A JOKER! HE'S KIDDING, EVERYONE. I- I AM A RESPECTABLE BUSINESSMAN. >>YEAH. HE SELLS DRUGS. >>JOHNNY! >>TODAY'S VLOG IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY DASANI WATER. ENHANCED WITH MINERALS FOR A PURE, CRISP TASTE. >>JOHNNY, YOU GOT TO DESTROY THIS FOOTAGE. WE CAN'T HAVE THIS ON THE INTERNET. >>THIS... THIS IS ACTUALLY A LIVE STREAM SO... >>SOMEBODY! >>KIND OF HERE RIGHT NOW. HI GUYS! GUESS WHO'S GETTING A NEW PAIR OF SHOES! CHECK OUT THESE KICKS. HM, WHO COULD IT BE? MAYBE IT'S THAT GUY. WE'RE TALKING RACKETEERING- >>NO. >>MONEY LAUNDERING. >>OKAY, NO. >>EXTORTION. >>LET'S TURN IT OFF. TURN IT OFF. >>LOTS OF EXTORTION. THINK OF HOW MANY TIMES YOU'VE EXTORTED PEOPLE. WHILE WE'RE HERE, DO YOU THINK THE VICTIM COULD HOLD THIS REAL QUICK? THIS GUY HAS SKILLS. THE ENTIRE BENVITAS FAMILY HE TOOK CARE OF WITH A RUSTY MEAT HOOK AND HIS BARE HANDS! >>REALLY? >>ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW- >>YOU DID WHAT? >>I DIDN'T DO ANY OF THAT. >>BUSTED. >>YES, I'M SURE. >>HE'S MAKING- HE'S MAKING IT UP! >>I AM DONE! >>COME ON! KAREN! >>WHO WANTS TO DO AN UNBOXING VIDEO? SHOULD WE FIND OUT WHO'S IN THE BAG? LET'S DO IT. LOOK LIKE IT'S- [GASPS] THE MAYOR! KEEP GOING. KEEP GOING. >>I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. >>THUMBS UP, YOU GUYS! BE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE. >>WHAT? >>[SHUSHES] WE'RE SNEAKING INTO THE HOME OF OUR RIVAL GANG THE CHELIO FAMILY. IT'S GOING TO BE HILARIOUS. WE'RE GOING TO PUT A HORSE'S HEAD IN THEIR BATHTUB. >>JOHNNY! >>WHAT? >>WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? >>UH, MY PRANK CHANNEL. UH, THIS IS GOING TO BE FOR THE- OKAY, I CAN SEE YOU'RE- [GUNSHOT] WE'RE GOING TO TRY TO SEE IF THIS KNIFE WILL GO ALL THE WAY THROUGH THIS HEADREST. READY? OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SHOT MY CAMERA! >>I'M SORRY! >>THESE ARE REALLY EXPENSIVE. >>WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF COMMITTING A CRIME! >>YET, ANY TIME IS A GREAT TIME FOR QUALITY REFRESHMENT. >>IS THAT A BACK-UP CAMERA? >>NO, NO, NO, NO. COME ON, NO! [GUN SHOT] YEP! IT WORKS! >>HOW MANY CAMERAS DO YOU HAVE? >>WE'LL IF YOU'D STOP SHOOTING THEM WE COULD HAVE DROPPED THIS HORSE HEAD OFF TEN MINUTES AGO! >>DON'T BLAME ME FOR TRYING TO- >>THAT WAS- IS THAT A CANNON G7X? >>[GASPS] IT IS! FINALLY! SOMEBODY WHO APPRECIATES THIS ART FORM! >>I DO. HEY, CAN I OFFER YOU AN AQUAFINA? AQUAFINA, ♪♪ FOR HAPPY BODIES. ♪♪ [GUNSHOT] ♪♪ >>FIRST AND FOREMOST, WE'D LIKE TO THANK SHAY CARL HERE FOR HELPING US OUT WITH THIS VIDEO. >>CHECK OUT SHAY'S REAL VLOG THE "SHAYTARDS" BY CLICKING HERE HE POSTS AWESOME VIDEOS ON THE DAILY. >>AND YOU RIGHT NOW, SITTING AT YOUR COMPUTER, SUBSCRIBE TO STUDIO C. THUMBS UP THIS VIDEO AND LEAVE US A NICE COMMENT BELOW. THESE GUYS HAVE HILARIOUS STUFF AND THEY GOT A LOT MORE COMING, SO BE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE, OKAY? RIGHT? YOU GOT FUNNY STUFF COMING, RIGHT? TELL ME YOU GOT FUN STUFF- >>WE GOT GOOD STUFF COMING. >>DO NOT- >>WE'VE GOT IT COMING! >>OKAY, IT'S COMING. >>DANG! >>CHECK IT OUT! >>AH! >>OKAY.
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