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Sick, what?
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I mean, barely.
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It's nothing. It's really nothing.
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[retching]
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Achoo!
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Oh, god.
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I just don't think it's a good idea for you to go tonight,
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And miss the kids' Mother's Day assembly at school?
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No way.
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You mean mothers and primary caregivers appreciation
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cabaret.
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Lynn, nobody would be able to hear the performance
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over your constant coughing.
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Plus, you'd get everyone sick, since you're
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terrible at covering your sneezes.
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Achoo!
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Ugh.
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That was all over me.
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Silly me, without my poncho.
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Lynn, what if I record the performance for you?
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It's not the same thing.
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Whoa, is that the flux capacitor?
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Does that transform into anything?
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No, but it records just fine.
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Yeah, people are fools for using a higher-quality machine
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that also fits in their pocket.
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LINDA: But Bob, you're a terrible cameraman.
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What?
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You're too worried about blocking people's view.
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A school function is not the place to be polite.
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OK, I'll be more rude.
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Good.
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And I don't want to hear you breathing into the mic, either.
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It's like there's always a monster just offscreen,
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Don't breathe.
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Got it.
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It'll be like you were there, Lynn.
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You promise?
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Promise.
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All right, we got to go.
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Everyone lift the camera on the count of three.
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One, two--
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[grunting]
