Behind Steven Seagal

Once I'm pretty sure Mr. Jonah Hill

Was in the very next bathroom stall

My best friend's brother

Well, he was an extra in Wayne's World 2

My neighbour's baby sitter

Dated three of the guys in Motley Crue

I swear Jack Nicholson

Looked right at me at a Laker's game

I got a lame

Lame claim to fame

Check it out, I bought a second hand toaster

from a guy who says he knows Brad Pitt

I got me an email from the prince of Nigeria

Well, he sure sounded legit

My sister used to take piano lessons

From the second cousin of Ralph Nader

Last year I threw up in an elevator

Next to Christian Slater

Well guess what, my birthday and Kim Kardashian's

Are exactly the same

I got a lame

Lame claim to fame

Really lame

Lame claim to fame

Once at a party, my dentist accidentally

Sneezed on Russell Crowe

I posted first in the comments

On a YouTube video

I tried to sit by Steve Buscemi

But he told me this seat's taken

I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy

Who know a guy who knows a guy who know Kevin Bacon

I had a car that used to belong

To Cuba Gooding Jr.'s uncle

A friend of mine in high school

Had jury duty with Art Garfunkel

One time I was staying in the same hotel

As Zooey Deschanel

I used the same napkin dispenser

As Steve Carell at a Taco Bell

I don't mean to brag but

Paul Giamatti's plumber knows me by name

I got a lame

Lame claim to fame

A really lame

Lame claim to fame

I got a lame

Lame claim to fame

Really, really, really lame

Lame claim to fame

Ow, let's get lame boys