been hustling our little tushes off all morning.

Oh yeah, where have you been?

At the aquarium.

It's shutting down.

You mean the key chain store.

It's an aquarium.

Oh, the little one by the ferry?

Man, I haven't been there in forever.

No one has, that's why they can't pay their taxes.

Wait, aren't aquarium's nonprofits?

It's really a key chain store with fish.

And you're a body odor store with burgers.

Tina.

Sorry, sorry dad.

It's too bad they're not a church or a place of worship,

then they'd be tax exempt.

Wait, churches don't pay taxes?

Churches don't pay taxes.

But they're hard to heat, so it balances it out.

Interesting.

Right Tina?

I mean, I guess.

I never thought about being heating costs for churches

but sure.

High ceilings, all those windows.

Not the healing part, the other part.

Cooling costs?

Just come with me.

And they walk you through it.

In 12 to 25 easy steps, you could become

a tax exempt place of worship.

The Church of the Aquaticism.

Make up a religion?

I don't know.

Hey, look.

I'm not much of a lying brand myself.

But if it means keeping this place open,

we'll do what we got to do and take it to our graves, right?

So Judy, are you in?

Everybody lies on the internet, it is not a big deal.

I figured that out the hard way.

Just because a man's email address has Tony Danza in it,

does not mean he's Tony Danza.

So?

All right, let's do it.

Who's the boss now.

Wait, what are we doing?