Yes, I died.

And now I'm in heaven!

Hey, where's two plus one?

Oh, we do separate LARPs.

It works for us.

Did everyone here win the contest?

No, just Linda and Nancy.

The rest of us have the honor of paying a lot of money

for this experience.

[gasps] Look!

Someone's coming!

Esteemed paying guests and contest winners,

I welcome you to Winthorp Manor.

My name is Mr. Perkins.

And I am the master of ceremonies.

Do we have any experienced LARPers in the group?

Right here.

My name's Artie.

I've done the Star Wars LARP, the Tolkien LARP, the World

According to Garp LARP.

OK, so then you know that while you're here,

you will be randomly assigned characters.

You will sleep in the room of your character--

[gasps]

--eat the food they ate--

Mmm.

--and wear their clothes.

[gasps] I can't believe this.

[gasps] William the Under-butler.

Oh, we love William.

I'll be the best William I can be, with a keen sense of duty.

And I'm deaf in my right ear starting now.

Oliver the Footman.

What?

Oh, uh, Oliver the Footman.

Oh, oh, hello, Oliver.

Oh, I'm so nervous.

OK, here it goes.

OK.

[gasps]

Wow, Nancy, Mrs. Winthorp.

Good for you.

I can't believe it.

Come on, Linda.

Let's see how you get to be?

OK, here I go.

Iris, Mrs. Winthorp's maid.

Goody!

We'll be working together.

Well, I won't be working.

You will, for me.

But we'll be together.

Yay!

Agh, I'm friggin' Mr. Winthrop.

Score.

Would all the upstairs characters

please get into the auto.

Is another car coming for us?

[chuckles] An automobile is a luxury.

Most servants go their entire lives

without riding in an auto.

Right, right, right, sure.

The long walk will allow us to talk about current events.

Did you hear about those crazy Wright brothers?

They're calling it an aeroplane.

More like the wrong brothers, am I right, Footman Oliver?

Oh, god.

How's your syphilis?

Um, uh, that's clearing up.