Zero out of five.

0分之五!!

This is a platformer about a stubborn girl

這是個平台遊戲，描述一位頑固的女孩

who is trying to scale a mountain

即使沒有任何訓練或經驗，仍想登上山脈的故事

despite not having any sort of training or experience.

即使沒有任何訓練或經驗，仍想登上山脈的故事

Thankfully, she slips off of a bridge.

令人欣慰的是，她摔下了橋

And then a bird tells her that she has this

結果一隻鳥告訴她她可以衝刺

This air dash move is what makes the game so fun.

空中衝刺這技能是這遊戲這麼好玩的原因

You have that and a wall climbing move that sort of like Zelda

除此之外你還有類似薩爾達傳說的爬牆技能

where you can climb until you run out of stamina.

你可以一直爬，爬到你沒體力為止

Everything is built around these two mechanics

所有東西都圍繞在這兩種技能上

and I mean, they push the boat pretty damn far out there

而且製作者利用不同的關卡設計以及障礙物等，把極限延伸得很廣

with all sorts of tricky level design and obstacles.

而且製作者利用不同的關卡設計以及障礙物等，把極限延伸得很廣

The first wrench they throw into the mix is this traffic light block.

第一個設計是這個紅綠燈的裝置

You can grab on to and it zooms over a little track

你可以抓住它，它就沿著軌道滑行

then two seconds later,

兩秒鐘後

you find that the momentum from this thing can launch you to the other side of the level.

你發現你可以利用這東西給你動能來讓你跳到關卡的另一頭

So, ooh! Now things are getting interesting.

所以你看，現在開始好玩了

Then it hits you with this jewel thing

然後它給你這個類似鑽石的東西

that grants you another air dash if you break it

讓你碰到它後可以再來一個空中衝刺

and the levels just keep building and building on that foundation.

關卡就這樣一直利用這基礎一直建構下去

You get this bubble thing that's like...

你可以用這類似泡泡的東西來

...and then you get this space block that's like...

你還可以用這像太空的裝置來

...and then you get this guy. He's like...

你還有這傢伙，它可以讓你

...and you got this feather.

然後你還有這羽毛

The feather is fucking awesome!

這羽毛超屌的好嗎！

Now to think, what other game had a feather?

你想想 還有什麼遊戲有羽毛的？

Huh? Huh?

蛤？蛤？

You also have a ton of side challenges here where you can win a strawberry.

你還有很多支線任務來得到草莓

Now think back to Donkey Kong.

現在想想大金剛

What do you get in that game?

你在那遊戲裡得到什麼？

Bananas. Yeah? See what I'm saying?

香蕉。對吧？懂我的意思了嗎？

I think they did a beautiful job with these extra challenges.

我覺得他們在這些額外挑戰上做的很棒

They're so seamlessly woven into the levels

這些支線任務都很完美無縫的鑲嵌在關卡上

and their design is less about pixel perfect precision

他們的設計比較沒有那麼偏重完美像素設計

and more about using your moveset in smart, creative ways.

而是以聰明並且有創意的方式著重在於你的動作

What the fu-

這三ㄒ

Oh my f-

靠北阿

Jesus fuck-

我ㄍ

Get the fuck-

滾喇ㄍ

Oh...

喔喔

That's how you do it.

原來是這樣

There was a level where I found a computer in the secret crevice

有一關在一個祕密的洞穴中有個電腦

and I booted up this primitive ass 4-bit version of the game,

我把這電腦裡的4位元化石遊戲打開來玩

and I had a moment where I was like

然後我突然發現

"Wait."

等等

"Why am I getting the strawberries in this fake game inside of the game"

為啥我在這個遊戲裡面根本還沒拿到草莓時， 我就拿到了遊戲裡面的遊戲的草莓？

"before I even have the strawberries from the actual game?"

為啥我在這個遊戲裡面根本還沒拿到草莓時， 我就拿到了遊戲裡面的遊戲的草莓？

And it's because there's no divide, really.

這是因為這真的沒什麼差別

Whether you're doing the main game, the strawberries, the minigame, or the cassette tapes,

不管你是在玩主線、在抓草莓、玩小遊戲甚至玩卡帶關卡

it all feels like quality stuff.

真的都是很高品質的東西

The only misstep worth mentioning is this dumb part.

唯一一個錯誤的決定能夠被點出的就是這部分

After you beat the game, you unlock a bonus level,

你全破之後，你解鎖了一個額外的關卡

which is one of the best parts of the game except

這是遊戲裡最棒的部分之一

you're gated off from entering it until you get four hearts.

除了你要拿到四顆愛心，不然你只能被擋在外面

Now at this point in the game, I had collected

在這時間點時，我已經有

85 of 180 strawberries

180個草莓裡的85個

and zero hearts.

然後0個愛心

I didn't even know these were in the game.

我根本不知道有愛心這種東西在遊戲裡

To get hearts, you have to beat these cassette levels

你要拿到愛心，就要玩完這些卡帶關卡

and what's interesting about the cassette levels is that

而卡帶關卡的有趣部分在於

they are fucking evil!

這關卡邪惡到靠北

If the main game's difficulty curve looks like this,

如果主線遊戲難度曲線像這樣

then the cassette levels are up here.

那卡帶關卡就在這邊

It- It- It doesn't really make sense going from this...

這真的沒有道理，你從這種難度...

...back to this

回到這...

for the bonus level.

只為了額外的任務

I think this would have been the perfect spot to reward players for getting the strawberries,

我想這會是個很棒的點來獎賞那些得到草莓的玩家

but despite that hiccup,

但除了這小缺點之外

I think Celeste is a great 2D platformer

我認為Celeste是一款很棒2D平台遊戲

with a surprising amount of game on its bones.

這遊戲裡富含著許多不同的遊戲機能

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