Yes, we're dating.

是的，我們正在交往

And it's going really bad.

而且非常不順利

But we don't want to all our friends to know that we are really sad.

但我們不想讓我們的朋友知道我們過得很痛苦

I want to stick it tothose bitches.

我想要打那些賤人

Pam and Kimberly from work.

就是我同事 Pam 跟 Kimberly

If my mom finds out we're splitting, she will be a real jerk.

如果我媽發現我們要分手，她一定會很囉唆

We both seem pretty sad, but I don't want our friends to know.

我們看起來都很難過，但我不想讓我們的朋友知道

You're right you stupid dummy, so let's go put on a show.

你說的對你這個白癡，所以我們來演給大家看

Let's post some sappy captions and some photos on the town.

我們來發一些肉麻的話跟在鎮上拍的一些照片

Maybe then our pals will think that we're filled with smiles instead of frowns.

或許我們的朋友就會覺得我們過得很幸福

He's the best!

他最棒了！

She's the one!

她就是我的唯一！

So impressed!

好厲害！

Having fun!

好好玩！

When it comes to happy couples, we are couple number one.

說到幸福的情侶，我們就是模範情侶

Our mission is accomplished.

我們的任務完成了

We faked another day.

我們又成功裝了一天

And now we're filled with pain, we'd rather stuff it all away.

雖然我們內心充滿苦痛，但我們寧可裝做沒這回事

I think we nailed it.

我覺得我們辦到了

Shut up

閉嘴