You know a lot about this stuff. You really immerse yourself.

你對你的領域很了解，你很投入在其中

You know, I know your mom has a lot to do with it,

我知道你母親做了相當多的努力

everybody, your whole family.

每個人，你的所有家人

But you know everything about every animal,

但你對每個動物瞭若指掌

which I'm psyched about, because you brought

這讓我相當興奮，因為今晚你帶來

some animals here tonight. -Yes, we did. Of course.

一些動物 -是的，我有，當然

We brought lots of really fun animals.

我們帶來許多很有趣的動物

I'm so excited. -Okay. Yeah. Okay.

我迫不及待了 -好的，好的

-All right. Here we go.

好，我們來看看

So, this is our first animal of the night.

這是今晚第一隻動物

This is the beautiful Vern. And Vern is a beaver.

這是我們美麗的 Vern，他是隻水獺

He's so cute.

他好可愛

Down there, you've got a little sandwich that you can feed him.

這裡有一些三明治，你可以拿來餵他

-Hi, Vern. Yeah. -He's so cute.

嗨，Vern -他真的很可愛

He loves peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches.

他喜歡花生醬跟果醬三明治

That's his favorite little treat.

那是他最愛的小零食

-Hi, Vern. -And watch his little hands.

嗨，Vern -你可以看看他的小手

He'll grab it, and then he'll actually grab

他會把它搶過來，然後它真的會用手抓著

the little sandwich with his hands.

這個小三明治

How cute is that?

怎麼可以這麼可愛

He's gorgeous!

他真是太美了

So the beavers -- -And he eats --

所以水獺… -他吃…

The wild beavers,

野生水獺

they eat peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches?

他們吃花生醬跟果醬三明治？

-Yeah, that's their natural food source.

沒錯，那是他們天然的食物來源

-That's their natural food source, yeah.

那是他們天然的食物來源，好

-But these guys build dams. That's kind of their specialty.

但這些傢伙會建水壩，算是他們的一種專長

They'll actually chew through trees with their teeth

他們真的會用牙齒咬斷樹木

and, like, build dams.

然後，建水壩

It's amazing. It's really incredible.

這真的很驚人，很令人難以置信

-And let me see the tail. -Yeah, check out this tail.

讓我看看他的尾巴 -當然，看看這個尾巴

It's like a paddle. Isn't that incredible?

它就像支槳，不覺得很神奇嗎？

-Now, is that just for smacking down the wood?

那是為了要拍斷樹木嗎？

-Well, no -- Well, this is actually --

不，事實上這是…

If you want to grab another sandwich --

你可以再拿點三明治嗎

I think he's getting a little bit grumpy.

我覺得他好像有點激動

-Oh, yeah, sure. Oh, he's groaning.

噢，當然，喔，他正在發出聲音

-Yeah, so, what they do -- -Oh, hi.

是的，所以他們… -噢，嗨

Can you hear him? -Oh, listen. He's so cute.

你有聽到嗎？ -噢，聽，他好可愛

So that actually kind of helps them swim.

所以那個尾巴實際上是幫助他們游泳

And they will do that sort of as a territorial thing.

還有一點宣示主權的意味

They'll slap it on the water. -Yeah. It's so cool.

他們會用尾巴在水面拍打 -真是太酷了

-I've never been, uh, this close to a -- to a beaver.

我從來沒有，這麼靠近一隻，一隻水獺

-Yeah. He's really cool, isn't he?

沒錯，他超酷的，不是嗎？

[ Laughter ]

(大笑)

You're welcome to give him a little pat, if you'd like.

如果你想的話，歡迎你拍拍他

[ Laughter ]

(大笑)

I mean, I've seen them from afar.

我意思是，我有在遠處看過他們

I've seen them from afar. -Yeah.

我有遠遠的看過他們 -是的

-A good-enough distance, and, uh --

一個還可以的距離，然後…

He's quite amazing.

他真的很神奇

-Yeah.

是的

-Well, good to see you, Vern

很高興認識你，Vern

-Okay. Bye, Vern. Bye. Thank you!

好的，再見，Vern，再見，謝謝你

-All right, yeah. Bye, Vern. I love Vern.

好的，再見，Vern，我喜歡 Vern

Oh, it's so cute.

噢，他好可愛

-Thank you, Vern. He's so cute, isn't he?

謝謝，Vern，他真的很可愛，不是嗎？

-Yeah. All right. That was good. I loved that.

好的，那很棒，我喜歡他

That was fun. I loved that. That was fun.

很有趣，我喜歡，很有趣

-So, next... -Yes.

所以下一個是… -好的

-This one, this is a really special animal.

這一個，這隻是個很特別的動物

This is probably one of the cutest animals you'll ever see.

這可能是你見過最可愛的動物之一了

-When you say that, that scares me because --

當你這麼說的時候，我有點害怕，因為…

-Actually, she's very fluffy. Her name is Webster.

事實上，她全身毛絨絨的，她的名字是 Webster

She's a very cute, little, fluffy creature,

她是隻很可愛、小小的、毛絨絨的生物

and I'll get her out now.

然後我要把她帶出來了

Okay, so, for this one,

好的，所以這一隻

you've just got to be nice and slow and calm.

你只要對她友善、慢慢來、冷靜

So get ready. Okay.

準備好了嗎，好

Come on. You're all right.

來吧，沒關係

-All right. Webster the fluffy animal.

好吧，Webster，毛絨絨的動物

Here we go.

我們就來看看

Don't throw anything at me or anything.

不要朝我丟任何東西

-Ooh. Here she is. So this is Webster!

喔，她來了，這就是 Webster

-I'm gonna freak out. I'm gonna freak out.

我要嚇壞了，我要瘋了

-How awesome is she? She is so cute.

她太棒了，她好可愛

So, Webster is a tarantula. -Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

所以 Webster 是隻狼蛛 -當然，當然，完全就是

-She's a tarantula.

她是隻狼蛛

How cool is she? Isn't she just beautiful?

不覺得她很酷嗎？不覺得她很美嗎？

-Oh, man, she's, like, pointing --

噢，兄弟，她好像指著…

Why is one of her, uh, things pointing at me?

為什麼她的一隻，呃，「東西」指著我？

-Ohh. -That's the real deal.

喔 -我沒在胡扯

-So, what you want to do is put your hand out for a second.

所以，你想要把她放在手上一會兒嗎？

-I don't know. -You'll be fine. You'll be fine.

我不知道 -沒問題的，你可以的

Just put your hand out. -I don't know, man.

就只要放在手上 -我不知道，兄弟

-She's a beautiful animal. She really is.

她是隻美麗的動物，她真的是

-You're gonna see me freak out,

你會看到我尿褲子

and poor Webster --

可憐的 Webster

Webster's gonna go on a trip.

Webster 要到此一遊了

Okay. Ready? So...

好的，準備好了嗎？所以…

What we're going to do is put her right there.

我要做的就是把她放在這裡

[ Cheers and applause ]

(歡呼加尖叫)

-Shh! -Good job! Good job!

噓！ -幹的好，幹的好

Look at that. So she's right now -- She's on your hand.

看看她，她現在就在這，就在你手上

Now, see those hairs there?

你現在看到這些絨毛了嗎？

They flick those as a defense mechanism.

她豎起絨毛作為防禦機制

-It's warm. It's warm. The spider is warm.

她有溫度，她是溫的，這蜘蛛是溫的！

Aaah! Oh, my goodness!

啊！我的老天鵝啊！

Get this thing out of here! -Okay. All right.

把她給我帶走！ -好的，好的

-It's warm. It's freaking out. Right?

她是溫的，真是嚇壞我了

-Aww. She loves you. -It's freaking out.

喔，她喜歡你 -這真是嚇壞我了

-But see those hairs there?

但你有看到這些絨毛嗎？

They'll spray them into your face.

他們會把絨毛射到你臉上

Like, it's amazing. They're really irritating.

就像…那真的很神奇，那真的會很煩人

And they do that to predators. So, it's wild.

他們對掠食者會這麼做，所以，這是野生的

-Yeah, well, I learned a lot, and maybe -- That's like --

-好的，我學到很多了，或許…就像

I felt, like, a heat coming off that spider,

我覺得就像，有一個溫度從蜘蛛身上傳過來

and I'm really frightened by that.

而我真的很怕這個

And she's pointing one of her legs at me.

然後她正用一隻腳指著我

-Yeah. She's just waving hello. Yeah. She's just saying hi.

沒錯，她只是在跟你打招呼，是的，她只是在說嗨

-No, she's pointing me out like, "You're next,"

不，她指著我就像在說：「你就是下一個。」

and I don't really like it at all.

我真的不喜歡這樣

-All right. Here. We'll put little Webster away.

好吧，我們把小 Webster 先放下

-Thank you so much. -Isn't she gorgeous?

非常感謝你 -不覺得她很美嗎？

-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -She's so cute. All right.

是的，是的，是的 -她真的好可愛，好吧

-Thank you, buddy.

謝啦，兄弟

[ Applause ]

(鼓掌)

-Here you go, Webster.

回去吧，Webster

-All right. What else do we have?

好的，我們還有什麼

What's the name of the animal we're talking about next?

我們下一個要介紹的動物叫什麼？

'Cause I can usually judge the cuteness.

因為這樣我才好判斷牠的可愛程度

-All right, so, this next one,

好的，下一個是…

what I'm going to do with this one is,

我現在要做的是

I actually want you to come around

我其實想要你過來這邊

to the front of the desk for this one.

到桌子前面來跟牠接觸

So, we've got a special -- And this is Anka.

所以，我們要帶來一隻很特別的…牠叫 Anka

And -- [ Laughs ] You're ready to go.

然後…(輕笑)，你看起來準備好了

-This is just my normal -- This is how I normally meet --

這只是我平常…只是我平常認識新朋友的準備工作

-Okay, so, this one --

好的，所以這一隻…

What we'll do is we'll kneel down for a second.

接下來我們要做的是，先蹲下來一會兒

This is the cutest animal ever. No, it seriously is, though.

這真是有史以來最可愛的動物，我是說真的

It's very, very adorable. -Okay, all right.

牠非常非常的迷人 -好吧

-All right. So, this is Anka.

好的，所以，這就是 Anka

Come on out, Anka. Come on. Come on.

出來，Anka，出來

[ Gasps ] There you go.

(喘息聲) 來吧

Oh, so, this -- Hey!

噢，所以，這就是…嘿！

This is a little baby muntjac deer.

這是一隻幼麂

Isn't she amazing?

不覺得她很棒嗎？

So you can give her, like, a little scratch on her neck.

所以你可以給她…在她脖子上撓撓

She absolutely loves it. Hey! And, so, the muntjac deer --

她超愛這樣。嘿！所以麂

Oh, she's being a little bit playful at the moment.

噢，她現在有點想玩耍

-It's tiny. -They're from Asia. Yeah.

她好小 -她們從亞洲來，沒錯

They're one of the smallest deer species in the world.

牠們是世上最小的鹿種之一

She is just a little baby at the moment, though.

她現在只是隻小鹿

-How tall will she get?

她會長到多高？

-She's only get to about knee height.

她只會長到我們的膝蓋高

So she is quite -- quite short.

所以她很…很小

But hear those little squeaks that she's making?

有聽到她發出的叫聲嗎？

She's real cute. It kind of sounds like a bat.

她真的很可愛，叫聲有點像蝙蝠

She makes these really cute little squeaks,

牠發出的叫聲真的很可愛

and that means she's just happy, saying hi.

然後那代表她很開心，跟大家說嗨

Hey! -Oh, my gosh.

嘿！ -喔，我的天

That is beautiful. Look how -- The tiny hooves on that thing.

真是太美了，看看… -這小巧的爪蹄

-Yeah, it looks like they're kind of walking on their tippy toes.

沒錯，她看起來就像用腳尖走路，有點歪歪斜斜的

-Yeah, it looks like a cartoon almost. Oh, my gosh.

對，就像在看卡通一樣，喔，我的天

-Yeah. Hi. And these guys are actually omnivorous.

沒錯，嗨，這些小傢伙事實上是雜食性動物

So they eat plants and meat, so when they get older,

牠們吃草也吃肉，所以當牠們長大

they'll actually hunt down little animals to eat.

牠們其實會去獵捕一些小動物來吃

Isn't that wild? -Yeah.

是不是很瘋狂呢？-是的

-Hey. Bye, Anka. Thank you.

嘿，再見，Anka，謝謝

-Bye, Anka. That was very cute.

再見，Anka，她真的很可愛

-Aww. How good is she? She's so cute.

喔，她很棒吧，她好可愛

-All right. Now what do we do? -Okay.

好，現在我們要做什麼？ -好的

So, now I think we're going to move down

所以，我想我們要移動到

onto the stage for this one.

那個舞台，來看下一隻動物

-Okay, that's good. -Go ahead. Here we go.

好的，這真是太棒了 -請，我們到這邊

So this -- -This is fantastic.

所以這隻… -這真是太神奇了

-This is Tyler. -Oh, yeah!

牠是 Tyler -喔，太棒了！

-And Tyler is a hyacinth macaw from the National Aviary.

Tyler 是一隻紫藍金剛鸚鵡，從國家觀鳥園帶來的

-Look at that bird. -Aren't they amazing?

看看這隻鳥 -牠們是不是很驚人？

-So, these are actually the longest parrot in the world.

所以，事實上這是世界上最大的鸚鵡種類

They're huge. But you'll notice

牠們很大，但你會發現

that coloration there, that blue coloration.

牠的顏色，他身上的藍色

-It's beautiful. -This bird is actually black.

好美 -這隻鳥其實是黑的

But the way the light reflects off the feathers,

但牠們的羽毛反射陽光的方式

it appears blue.

讓牠呈現藍色

Isn't that amazing?

是不是很神奇？

-Is that one of those Internet things?

是不是就像網路上的那個？

Like, the black and gold?

那個黑色與金色的東西？

I see blue and yellow.

我看到藍色跟黃色

But you're saying that bird is black?

但你跟我說這鳥是黑的？

-It is, yeah. It's really cool.

牠是，沒錯，真的很酷

They're very intelligent, as well.

牠們也很聰明

They're about as intelligent as toddlers

牠們就跟嬰兒一樣聰明

and definitely just as mischievous, too.

但也跟嬰兒一樣調皮

They're so cool. -Oh, it's fantastic.

他們真的很酷 -喔，真是太神奇了

-But if you'd like,

但如果你想要的話

we can actually head up into the audience

我們其實可以進去觀眾席

and watch this amazing macaw fly.

然後看牠飛翔的英姿

Does that sound good? -Yeah, of course.

聽起來是不是很棒？ -對，當然

-What do you think? -Yeah, great. Let's do it.

你覺得如何？ -當然，太棒了，走吧

-All right. Let's go. [ Cheers and applause ]

好的，我們走 (歡呼與掌聲)

-You are the coolest. Thank you again.

你是最酷的，再次感謝你

-Oh, no worries. Go ahead. -I love this.

喔，不客氣，來吧 -我喜歡這個

Oh, hey. Hi. How you doing? Nice to see you.

喔，嘿，嗨，你好嗎，很高興見到妳

-Nice to see you. -How are you? All right.

很高興見到妳 -妳好嗎？好的

So, what's going on? So now Tyler will fly to us?

所以現在要做什麼？所以現在 Tyler 會飛向我們？

-Tyler is going to come right for us.

Tyler 將要飛到我們這邊來

-No one move, because this -- -Exactly.

大家都不要動，因為… -完全正確

-This bird attacks people, as well.

這鳥也會攻擊人

I mean, especially -- She loves long hair.

我的意思是，尤其，她喜歡長髮的

-This is funny. This is the only animal that hated Dad.

這很有趣，這是唯一討厭我父親的動物

They always attacked Dad whenever they saw him.

牠們每次看到我父親都會攻擊他

Oh, my goodness. Look at this.

喔，我的老天鵝，看看牠

-How good is that! -Oh, my gosh.

多棒啊 -喔，我的天

-Isn't that incredible watching them fly?

看牠們飛行是不是很令人難以置信？

[ Cheers and applause ]

(鼓掌與歡呼)

-That was fantastic. Great job, Tyler!

真是太棒了，幹得好，Tyler！

-Good job, mate. -Great job, Tyler.

幹得好，夥伴 -好樣的，Tyler

I'm still saying she's blue.

我還是要說她是藍色的

You guys, Robert Irwin right there.

各位，這是羅伯特˙厄文

Give it up for Robert. [ Cheers and applause ]

給羅伯特一點掌聲 (掌聲加尖叫)

As always, we love you. Thank you so much.

同樣地我們愛你，非常感謝你

And thank you for helping, as well.

也非常感謝妳的幫忙