eat for two, or do you think--

No.

Have you changed the way you're eating?

Well, I mean, I definitely will indulge in cravings.

But you're eating for, like, one-- me-- and then something

that's this big.

Like, the biggest it gets is this big.

I don't get when people are like you're eating

for two full-sized people.

That's--

Yeah.

[LAUGHTER]

My mom's one of those people.

She brought me eight boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts--

[LAUGHTER]

--and got mad that I didn't eat them all.

I said, what human being could eat eight boxes?

And she said she did when she was pregnant,

but that's why she gained 80 pounds.

Is Kylie craving things yet?

[LAUGHTER]

What do you mean?

She's pregnant.

Oh, I don't know what you're talking about.

[LAUGHTER]

Come on, now.

Come on, Ellen.

[LAUGHTER]

I mean, why wasn't she on the Christmas card?

I don't know.

You've got to ask Kylie.

Why don't you get Kylie on the show?

Well, let's call her.

[LAUGHTER]

I have a phone right here.

What's her number?

Do you know her number?

No.

Do you?

No.

[LAUGHTER]

Liar!

[LAUGHTER]

No, everything is stored-- do you know any of your siblings'

phone numbers?

No.

Exactly.

Where's your phone?

Bring Khloe's phone out here.

[LAUGHTER]

All right, so-- but she must be pregnant.

I mean, there's like too much secrecy around it.

Why?

Why is that the only--

Look in your eyes.

I can-- y'all, she's pregnant.

I can tell by her eyes.

[LAUGHTER]

I am pregnant.

No, not you.

[APPLAUSE]

I am pregnant.

Kylie is pregnant.

I am pregnant.

I can tell Kylie is pregnant.

I will make a bet right now that she's pregnant, because I

can see it in your eyes.

You just are so cute.

You're adorable.

You're so cute.

[LAUGHTER]

You're adorable.

That's you.

All right.

So Kylie's pregnant, that's great.

And--

[LAUGHTER]

--what are you going to-- do you need help naming a baby?

That is the hardest--

I mean, I think if it's a boy, I'll go with Junior.

But I don't know what to do.

Just plain Junior?

Oh, no, no.

Yeah.

Tristan Jr.

Uh-huh.

And then for a girl, I don't even know where to begin.

No?

No.

Will you keep, like, the K?

Will you start with a K?

I think I want a K or T for Tristan.

Yeah.

You got it?

Yeah, I got it.

[LAUGHTER]

Yeah.

Well, I didn't know.

But if it's a boy, for sure it's Tristan, you said.

So if it's a girl, a K sound.

So let me know if you need help, because I'm good at that.

Oh I love all the--

OK.

--opinions or whatever.

All right.

Well, you just call me.

OK.

Kristair.

Kristair-- Oh, wow.

[LAUGHTER]

Fancy.

[SIGH]

Do I have to agree now?

That was a-- no.

[LAUGHTER]

OK, good.

No, you don't.

That was a bad one.