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  • Listen, I realize I don’t always succeed but I at least try to frame my reviews with

  • some sort of context that makes the story interesting. I mean, that’s what this is

  • about. Telling a story, making a criticism entertaining. If you want a list of features,

  • read the back of the box.

  • And so it pains me to say this, but this time...I’ve got nothing. There is literally not a single

  • thing I have to say about this. I just stared at my laptop for more than an hour before

  • I finally realized...the jig is up. I mean, I’m good. But there’s no way to make Power

  • Rangers Samurai for the Nintendo Wii seem interesting.

  • This game possesses a degree of predictability and plainness so potent, I had no choice but

  • to tap out, close my laptop and hit the showers.

  • So...sorry, guys. I tried.

  • Released to the Wii in late 2010, I guarantee you already know everything you need to know

  • about Power Rangers Samurai. This is a very linear beatem up with very simple gameplay

  • and very linear levels. And a license that attracts kids. And a price parents feel less

  • bad about paying.

  • And a lot of nothing else that makes it interesting.

  • You play as any of the Power Rangers, who have evidently been repackaged as this group

  • of samurais minus Amy Jo Johnson. You run from point A to point B while foes attack...and

  • you mash two buttons. Seriously, you have a strong attack and a weak attack. You can

  • also jump and unleash one special attack, but that’s it.

  • Let me clarify. I like simple. In fact, I prefer simple. But simple is elegant, simple

  • is intelligent, simple is good. This isn’t simple. This is, like, simple’s ugly cousin.

  • They kinda have the same hair and everything, but simple wears it much better.

  • This one hasn’t showered in weeks.

  • The obligatory statement is that, “Well, if your kids like the Power Rangers, this

  • is a decent game for them.” And to a degree, that’s true. There’s nothing wrong with

  • this game, aside from its complete lack of ideas. But that’s the thing...it’s so

  • predictable, even your kids might be turned off by it.

  • If youre an older Wii gamer who digs simple beatem ups, go with Onechanbara. Because

  • this is basically that game, but without the hot chicks and boob physics.

  • The only thing that shakes in Power Rangers Samurai is your faith in video games.

Listen, I realize I don’t always succeed but I at least try to frame my reviews with

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CGRundertow POWER RANGERS SAMURAI for Nintendo Wii視頻遊戲評測 (CGRundertow POWER RANGERS SAMURAI for Nintendo Wii Video Game Review)

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    阿多賓 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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