I'll sing my songs

But not in the morning, when the water is boiling

Late, late at night, and I'll think to myself

Whatever happened to the Brooklyn Dodgers?

Whatever happened to me?

Whatever happened to all the New York gentlemen?

And I say son, you're looking at one.

Then there's my dad, he jokes about the times

That he's had back when he was a hippie

And how the relatives changed their names

Just to seem more American.

Whatever happened to the Brooklyn Dodgers?

Whatever happened to me?

Whatever happened to all the New York gentlemen?

My dad he said son, you're looking at one

Hey hey hey hey hey hey you put it away

Hey hey hey we'll start today

Whatever happened to the Brooklyn Dodgers?

Whatever happened to me?

Whatever happened to all the New York gentlemen?

Do they just go to LA?

Whatever happened to all the New York gentlemen?

And I say son, you're looking at one, you're looking at one.