I mean, after all, it's a song for babies.

Yeah, but-- but that's the thing.

Baby songs never tackle real baby issues.

You know, like loud noises or teething or when

Dad uses me as a lumbar pillow.

[grunts]

-Ow. -[grunting]

Ow.

Ow.

Ow. -[grunting]

Ow.

This thing works better in the car.

Well, how could they address baby issues?

Children songs are written by adults-- and, dollars

to donuts, white adults.

I-- I-- who are you mad at, Brian?

Ugh, how much time you got?

Not enough for that.

But you're right.

If you want a song a baby will like,

you've got to get a baby to write it.

Well, call John Mayer.

He's a big fat baby.

No, I'll do it.

And you can help.