Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to piss on everyone doggy style.

CouilleBleu 今天要來玩

In the laning phase, you only have a single simple mission to accomplish :

納瑟斯 - QQ 大濕

last hit the minions with your Dance Pole Slap skill all day long to make you stronger even when you're busy poking the tower to oblivion.

(紅魔穿 黃物防 藍成長魔抗 紫魔攻) 這邊有符文

If that skill is on cooldown, using your Dynamic Marking to wreck these weaklings is more than welcome.

(紅魔穿 黃物防 藍成長魔抗 紫魔攻) 天賦

After farming a bit, you'll notice that your Dance Pole Slap will deal tons of damage even without having a Trinity Phreak.

(紅魔穿 黃物防 藍成長魔抗 紫魔攻) 技能順序

And that is why you should fight every fuckabish head on if they disturb your Epic Farm Time by buttfucking him in the brush with your minions.

還有道具

If you get ganked by Chinese Spear, do not use Ghost or Flash to run away because you'll be able to get an effortless First Blood thanks to these greedy fatherfuckers.

讓你用小狗式讓對面爽翻天

If you're the one towerdiving with your ButtFucking Friend, make sure to become a Silver Dog to tank the turret and smack your enemy like a boss.

對線的時候 你只有一個任務

Late game, you'll be able to kill this rager before he has the chance to become a man and to wreck your enemy's base without giving a shit about Fizz's woman.

對著任何小兵秀鋼管 讓你的管子越來越強

Thanks to your AP build, you will finally be able to pickpocket tons of minions faster than ever instead of poking them one by one like a dumb dog.

就算你在忙著打塔也要做

And, of course, you'll be able to (DOGGY STYLE OP) and to kill any running bastard with your Dynamic Marking.

如果那招技能在冷卻的話

Also, that skill is extremely useful to see who's hiding behind a tree or to piss off your enemies by not letting them go back home in peace.

用你的上昇氣流把所有的裙子都掀起來

Your AP build also benefits your Silver Dog skill because everyone around you will burn to death and that is why you can simply run over anyone like Bob the Builder.

農了一會之後 你會發現你的管子可以打出 Tons of Damage

Even if your an AP dog, you shouldn't neglect to farm your Dance Pole Slap at all stage of the game by last hitting the minions with your Q.

連三相之 Phreak 也不用出

And guess what? This skill works on any kind of enemy, including the mini-ghost from Yorick Spamming Master!

如果他們要阻止你的農兵大計 那就跟你的小兵在草叢「月工」他

Oh, and by the way, large monsters and minions double the amount of damage that skill receives,

那個中國人又來了嗎

so use it on them whenever you have the chance if you want to become the toughest dog of history.

別用什麼鬼步和閃現 學會用跑的就能霸氣拿首殺

Be aware that enemy champions also double that amount, so consider them as some big-ass minions that must be killed at all cost...with your Dance Pole Slap.

如果是你跟好基友要去越塔的話

And now, whenever you're raiding your enemy's base, everyone will always see that doggy OP icon if you use that skill.

記得要喝塑化劑來坦塔 然後打對面給打爆就好

In teamfights, you can come from the back to make your enemies shit in their pants and kill those in front of you with a Slow-Dynamic Marking-Dance Pole Slap combo.

到了後期 這位先生連真男人也變不成

If you accidently transformed yourself into a Silver Dog, don't sweat it and use Teleport to show that Flying Pikachu who's the true AP master of the game.

不然你去推塔 飛斯的女人也不用鳥她

Thanks to your Lich Bane, your Dance Pole Slap will deal so much damage that you will be able to get every single kill in a teamfight, making your teammates think that you're a dogly god.

超成功~~~

To avenge your call girl's death, you should Dance Pole Slap her killer, transform into Silver Dog mode and chase him with Ghost to not let him get away to safety.

出了 AP 裝之後 你就可以化身搶錢神

Then, Auto-Attack poison boy to slow him with your newly gained red buff from Udyr,

別白目到在那邊一隻一隻打

Dynamic Marking-Dance Pole Slap that running fuckabish, Slow him and finish him off with another Dance Pole Slap in his ass.

當然你也可以用來

Sometimes, it is better to not group with your team to fight the enemies and let your allies die.

康康康 康特將狗

It's simply because you can go straight into the enemy's base to win the game before any member from the opposing team shows up.

也可以把喜歡的男/女人的裙子掀起來

That way, your team's sacrifice is not in vain, right HotShot?

這招也可以用來看看誰躲在那邊

That's it for today, people!

或者單純掀一下裙子讓他們回不了家

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你的 AP 裝配上塑化劑非常好用

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你旁邊的人會被燒死

Ciaossu!

或者單純地死跟在他身邊也可以啊